Happy Porn Awards, Kids!!
January 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Tera Patrick cuts a ribbon of some sort at the opening ceremonies of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.
You know, while I was in Vegas these past couple of days, they were having the Consumer Electronics Show, and the clubs and bars were packed with the nerdiest group of guys I’ve ever seen in Vegas. (Except for all the guys from Real Networks — ya’ll are hotties!) It became kind of an anthem with me and my girlfriends — some group of drunk-ass guys wearing everything short of a pocket protector would come up to us on the dance floor and try to dance with us. We’d just look at each other and be like, “CES, BABY!!!” then laugh and walk away. Or leave the club entirely, if that became necessary.
Anyway.
They’re following the CES show with the porn convention.
Coincidence? I think not.
There’s a large contingent of folks who will be in Vegas for two full weeks out of this month.
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January 10th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Why would you be proud that your a porn star? People are so fucking weird it amazes me!!! Seriously……how does one become a porn star? Its not like when your a kid you decide You want to have sex for a living. Craziness!!! ♥
January 10th, 2008 at 11:58 am
SNOOOOZE FEST!!!!!! Just a skanky Hooker! Her kids will be so proud when they see her body of work… no pun.
January 10th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I am not a prude,but I can’t imagine the interest in joining porn,or a porn convention
If you’ve seen one of those films you’ve seen them all
If you want porn,at least do it privately yourself for your own enjoyment,private porn that is
everything else is either exhibitionism or business
just don’t leave it on tape
January 10th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Beet, you know you love the CES nerds. Don’t they bring back memories?
Shots!
January 11th, 2008 at 4:53 am
A bunch of my friends and coworkers just got back hungover from CES, which they were covering for our media outlet I guess because we’re just a bunch of fucking sad, lonely nerds who don’t read gossip blogs. You’re not in high school anymore. Get a life.
January 11th, 2008 at 6:22 am
EB were you in Vegas getting a vaginal workout pre-AVN style?
January 11th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
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January 13th, 2008 at 4:18 am
during the avn awards and porn distrubtion convention all the bars are filled with fake plastic looking porn stars. It’s quite a site. I didn’t think the ces guys were that bad looking. They actually spend a lot of money partying in Vegas. I guess I must like geeky guys.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:33 am
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January 14th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
well I am 13 And i do want to be in kid porn y not?
January 14th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
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January 31st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
In regards to the girl who supposedly is the evil beet or whatever cutting the red tape: WOULD definitely hit and pursue. I play World of Warcraft though
I guess I have no chance.
Oh wait, I have a lot of $$. Nerd wins!
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September 17th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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