Your Daily Britney

January 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Britney Spears — wearing a shirt that appears to be made, at least partially, from Astroturf — waits in her car in Brentwood while someone pumps her gas.

That little dog is dressed better than she is.


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12 Responses to “Your Daily Britney”

  1. Skye says:

    i have to say, aside from the shirty thingy, she looks kinda pretty!

  2. amanda says:

    very unfortunately, that’s not astroturf, but fur on the shoulders… because that’s just what you need in sunny california - some dead animal to keep those shoulders toasty.

    i’ve felt badly for her the past week… but this is leaving me less than enamored with her visage.

  3. Aurora says:

    PLEASE BRITNEY GO HOME AND PUT YOUR FEET UP AND TAKE YOUR RISPERDALE… have someone bring you a starbucks treat.

    I dunno man she should be thinking about clutching her kiddos like she is clutching that dog.

  4. meh.. says:

    i love her glasses!

  5. nomegustanada says:

    I agree with Aurora…two above me…that dog should be replaced with her kids that KFed has…he’s real cool, but wtf kinda mom is SHE?!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    I agree with Aurora…two above me…that dog should be replaced with her kids that KFed has…he’s real cool, but wtf kinda mom is SHE?!!

  7. Yum says:

    I think she’s gonna start missing them any moment now. Yup, anytime now.

  8. Claire says:

    Bitch killed and skinned Oscar the Grouch! Look out Slimey, you’re next!

  9. mambaX says:

    I guess she is thinking that everyone in this planet wants to make profit from her….men, Mr McGraw…well ,everyone
    It’s a shame
    people are intrinsically prone to this kind of vampire activity
    sometimes I feel that she can’t find a way back to happy days
    and she is just a young woman
    no matter how famous she is

  10. Britney says:

    It’s not astro turf you bitch!

  11. be smart says:

    IS IT IMPORTANT WHAT SHE IS WEARING AND HOW SHE LOOKS? DO YOU PEOPLE DON’T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO WORRY ABOUT? - YOUR FAMILY, YOUR INTERESTS, YOUR SOUL… ?

    She is very ill person, why you just can’t forget about her, leave her alone and let her get better and live her life as she wants!

    How would you fill if everyone would talk about what YOU are wearing at this moment and how looks your face?

    GET BRAINS OR AT LEAST READ SOME BOOK!

  12. hera says:

    OMG u ppl are so harsh
    i think she looks (at least in this picture) pretty
    do u look like goddess? Or u have no rights to criticize her.

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