Well, There’s One Way to Boost Ratings
Jamie-Lynn Spears’ Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, saw ratings double on Friday, for its hour-long season finale, after the 16-year-old announced that she was pregnant.
Hey, Miley Cyrus, you’d better hurry up and get your ass knocked up!
(This photo of Jamie is from July 2002 — she was just a baby not too long ago!!!)


January 8th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
it’s like going to a carney tent and seeing a freak show.. you can’t resist.
January 8th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I’m disturbed by Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy and not because she’s 16, but she looks like she’s 13 right now! She’s not one of those 16 year olds who looks 22. She looks like such a kid, and she’s petite. Good luck to her.
January 8th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I can’t imagine where all her problems started. Oh, wait. Look at that freakin’ pic! She was 11-bare midriff, make-up, heels and good Lord, do I see the top of her panties?!? Nice way to let the kid out of the house Lynn!
January 8th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Poor kid, she was damned from the start… boo!
January 8th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Oh lord. I was one of those sad people who looked on my DVR and went “ohhhh, I taped Zoey 101″
I have so many questions about that show. I mean…why are all of these kids in boarding school? where is this school and can I teach there?? they play sand volleyball and hardly go to class… and they are all really tan.
Jamie Lynn looks beautiful in the show however, and of all of those tweens she is a good little actress.
January 8th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
cosign with d why do we willingly sexualize little girls this is sad as hell
January 8th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
my first instinct matches that of d and snow ball
January 8th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
mine too.
January 8th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
That photo is obscene, she could not be more then 11. She is dressed like a 25 year old with heels, her belly button hanging out, a professional blow out to her hair and make up. Who would allow their 11 year old daughter to be tricked out like that,Lynn Spears is utter trash!
January 8th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Spears family are Busch beer drinking white trash from hillbilly trailer park.
January 8th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Now TMZ will have stories about 2 dumb ass Spears driving around with kids sitting on their laps oh shit we are in deep.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Hey, I have been fucking since I was 9 years old! My sister Brittany taught me everything, even getting one in the pink and one in the stink! hehe and guess what, I like it, so there……….
Oh, one question. Just because I am pregnant now, do I have to give up smoking and drinking and snorting coke? My sister didnt and look at those two fucking brats she shit out of her cunt.
January 9th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I don’t think it was just the Zoey set that tuned in this weekend. In fact, (I am 50) found myself cable surfing just to find that channel to see if I could actually view a program starring the pregger herself. So, the ratings may be high but, as I said, don’t think its all the teener set looking.
January 10th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Umm —- her pants are un-buttoned.
that’s some sick sh*t.
I wonder where things started to go wrong - the point when her parents said, “you’re not 8 any more, honey - stop wear’n panties like a baby.” or when she came out of the womb.
Hollywood - meet the Clampetts. Now with more t&a.