TOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIII!!!!
January 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet
What a treat! We NEVER get paparazzi photos of Tori.
Tori Amos leaves the Waverly Inn in NYC.
I LOVE YOU TORI!!!!
Who’s the chick with her?
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January 8th, 2008 at 6:01 am
that cannot be tori amos
January 8th, 2008 at 6:36 am
That’s not Tori Amos.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Go down to Florida for a tan.
January 8th, 2008 at 11:26 am
That looks nothing like Tori!
January 8th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Are you sure that’s Tori? What happened to her face? That chick’s nose looks diff, she has a five-head, and it looks like she has tits. Tori’s pretty flat.
I want paparazzi photos of Tori, too. I just dunno ’bout dis bitch. Ha.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
that’s not her. First, her nose is atrocious (of the woman in the pic not tori, and I know about atrocious noses, I have one). Second, it looks like she’s smiling and how many chaces we have to see tori amos smiling in front of a paparazzo??? really? I think is more likely that she starts as a guest judge on american idol.
January 8th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
she’s not famous enough for me, i’ve never even heard of her…
January 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Lisa if you would stop licking random cocks and read you would know who Tori was even though the pic is not her.
January 8th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
That’s not Tori Amos!!!!! That’s the British actress Helen Briscoe. Not sure who the chick with her is though……
January 8th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
That’s not Tori, that is Helen Brisoce the British actress. She’s playing Lady Macbeth at the mo on Broadway me thinks …
January 8th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Gosschick I is wit u. It’s Helen Briscoe not Tori. Looks like her tho sometimes. She’s a mega actress, Helen dunno about Tori
January 8th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Just looked and I have heard of Helen Briscoe. She’s amazing. Next big thing apparently … Lady Macbeth at the National Comedy Theatre …
January 9th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Yeah, wasn’t she the bitch in the last ridiculous Bond movie. With the ice castle and the invisible car. The Olympic gold medalist. Wow that sounds shitty.
If so, she was also in the movie Doom. Which, no lie, featured a sequence of three teams of two characters walking down a hallway, searching for a monster that was one third of the movie’s running time. She had a romantic subplot that came out of nowhere with a black character, which was surprising, because they didn’t start to do any character development until the movie was almost over.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go listen to American Doll Posse again.
January 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
So not Tori Amos!!! It’s an ugly hook nosed redhead with her “galpal” who obviously is still in transformation stage from man to woman…What an adorably homely couple!!
March 1st, 2008 at 6:44 pm
that’s not tori, there is no question.
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I’ve been within kissin’ distance of Ms. Amos, and that ain’t Tori Amos. Look at that NOSE!
Honey? Huh-uh.
noooope.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:49 am
that just can’t be her…the hair and the make-up and the face. just everything doesn’t fit.^^
sorry, that’s not her