Congratulations to Posh Spice!!
January 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Victoria Beckham was named the #1 Worst Dressed celebrity on Mr. Blackwell’s list.
“Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em,” he said in a statement.
Britney Spears was noticeably left off the list.
“I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her,” Blackwell said. Awwww.
Other celebs on the list:
• No. 2: Amy Winehouse — “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part ’50s carhop horror.”
• No. 3: Mary-Kate Olsen — “She resembles a tattered toothpick — trapped in a hurricane.”
• No. 4: Fergie — “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”
His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.
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January 8th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Damn look at her face…..tranny
January 8th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I really like Kelly. Yeah, she DOES look like a tranny…
January 8th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Shouldn’t she win for worst boobs? They are RIDICULOUS!
January 8th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Fuck that cocksucker Blackwell, he is a fucking homo. You three ass bangers, JK, Nic and JMH are right there with him as well. If you homos even had a slight hint of being able to fuck me, you would chicken out and run back to your whore mothers and suck her dick instead, so fuck you.
January 8th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
i love posh…{err…the real one..not this profane spazzoid above me}
January 8th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Yo meh
If you love me, will you lick my pussy? come on baby lets do the nasty
January 9th, 2008 at 1:16 am
no offense to the Vietnamese shemales but she SO looks like one, what happened! oh why can’t she just back track ten years and be back in the spice girls ten kgs heavy with smaller boobs and a decent hair cut….. oh I’m so judgmental naughty me……
January 9th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Hey, I just call it as I see it. And I see a tranny. Oh, and you’re right JMH. She does have RIDICULOUS boobs. They must’ve been expensive.
January 9th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Posh are your mother & father siblings? Your father works as a quality control cum taster @ sperm bank.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I’ll suck on your cunt baby, bring it on !! yum yum