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Britney Gets a Flat Tire, Rescued by Paps

January 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Britney Spears Gets a Flat Tire, Pictures, Photos

This shit doesn’t happen to anyone but Britney Spears.

Brit’s back in LA, and managed to get a flat tire. I guess she continued driving, and was eventually stopped by the police, who were like, “Uh, dude, you can’t drive like that,” so she hitched a ride home with some paparazzi dude from X17.

She left her house again, 20 minutes later, and headed for the Four Seasons.

Can anyone ID the CD in her hand?


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16 Responses to “Britney Gets a Flat Tire, Rescued by Paps”

  1. k Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 6:12 am

    it’s timbaland!

  2. CatCatAttack Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 7:02 am

    It’s K-fed’s- Playing with an F’ing insane woman.

  3. 247365212 Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 7:02 am

    she’s awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. JK Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 8:07 am

    It’s one that if you play it backwards it says Brit plz off yourself asap.

  5. JK Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am

    Curt Cobain is waiting for you Brit.

  6. Pinkey Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Who ACTS LIKE THIS? Wow.

  7. Aurora Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Britney Baby please go home and take some RISPERDALE please!!!!!!!

    Im almost not feeling bad for ya anymore hun.

  8. Steph Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am

    It looks like the Timbaland CD.

  9. Sue Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Def Timbaland…didn’t she insult him some how? Like he was gunna work with her then she didn’t turn up or some shit?!

  10. Aerobella Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Dressed for a business meeting. She needs big-money backers for the strip joints she’s wanting to open in Nevada. Is she crazy? Crying for her kids? Needing a shoulder to lean on to help her in this sober and terrible fight to gain adult recognition and respect of the community people? NOPE

  11. Crazy in the head B Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Hopefully she’ll be planning her repeat act this weekend. Go Crazy Shitney!!!!!

  12. Lisa Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    … i have one word… sad.

    she’s a very sad woman.

  13. JK Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    I think Justin Timberfake put something in her drinks cuz she didn’t start acting crazy til they split.

  14. Amanda Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    JK, Go kill yourself.
    Your an ass.
    Oh, and it’s Kurt…
    stupid!

  15. Rusty trombone Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    it’s you’re not your.

  16. Mah Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    Haha..

    I don’t know why I like reading this..?

    xD

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