Shaq’s Quite the Player

January 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Now that he’s on the path to divorce, it looks like Shaquille O’Neal is single and ready to mingle. And by “mingle” I of course mean “have lots of hot sex with random hot chicks.”

Says a driver for the basketball star: “Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He’s got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I’ve ever seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde or a brunette with him.”

Seriously, you could not pay me enough money to have sex with Shaquille O’Neal. I think we all know why. I mean, have you seen his hands? OUCH!!!


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16 Responses to “Shaq’s Quite the Player”

  1. Anonymous says:

    lmao @ have you seen his hands?…I agree! OUCH! lol

  2. Sylvia says:

    I don’t like Shaq. He looks like an asshole and liar. Still remember his comment bragging that he did Cindy Crawford. Don’t know if that was true or not but a real man doesn’t not kiss and tell. This guy as you can see has a big mouth which he can’t seem to keep it closed.

  3. JK says:

    Shaq is the man. I got a big cock too but girls love the pain hahaha

  4. lollylicious says:

    how he gets any women at all dressing like THAT is beyond me!

  5. PurrrfectPen15 says:

    DITTO that ‘but girls love the pain’

    and the ‘hahaha’

  6. Lisa says:

    I heard that the height will fool you and that dude isn’t packing.

  7. js says:

    Shaq does not have a big cock. 8 maybe 7 inches if that. I wont say how, but trust me I know.

  8. Nik says:

    I say “Get off the man’s dick and let him do his thing”! Much love Shaq!!!

    Your girl,
    Nik

  9. rain says:

    another bunch of morrons giving uncessary comments, its so damn simple the guy has money he can even pay to fuck a horse for crying out loud.

  10. jj says:

    who cares it is more things more important than shaq

  11. C says:

    From What Superhead says he’s not packing.

  12. justafu says:

    To Sylvia: It was in poor taste but it’s true!

  13. j-money says:

    I just saved money on my car insurance, by switching to Geico.

  14. pdid says:

    shaqs cock is small .. he was not giving his bitch what she needed thats why she cheated

  15. Ashley says:

    I saw Shaq here in Los ANgeles yesterday and he was hugged up with Shaunie O’neal. They are not divorcing.

    Also, MARRIOTT? WHAT? who stays at a MARRIOTT?

    There too many swanky hotels in Miami!

  16. Bc says:

    yall sound Homo with all that talk about shaq

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