Poppy Montgomery Welcomes Baby with Ridiculously Hot Boyfriend
January 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Why do famous people get all the hot guys?
This is bullshit.
I’d be that happy, too, if I were sucking face with that dude. Then I wouldn’t have to be all bitter and grumpy and writing mean things about other people for a living.
Anyway.
Poppy Montgomery and her boyfriend, Adam Kaufman, welcomed a son on December 23.
“Poppy and Adam are over the moon,” says her rep.
The couple’s son, Jackson Phillip Kaufman, was born in Los Angeles and weighed 7 lbs., 4 oz. It’s the first child for the pair.
Look, not to be all old-school and conservative, but does anyone fucking get married anymore? I guess it doesn’t matter — everyone divorces anyway — but isn’t it appropriate to go through the motions? Maybe not. Maybe marriage is dead. That would be good, because if marriage is dead I don’t have to feel so bad about being old and unmarried. Maybe I don’t have to be bitter anymore. Eh, fuck it. I’ll stay bitter. Bitter is comfortable. Sorry for the rants, guys, I’m sick today, and I’m on my period, so I’m extra super grumpy. The good side of that is that I’ve given myself permission to consume to entire box of Reeses Whipps I bought at Costco yesterday. Seriously that box was meant for, like, a classroom of children to eat over the course of a month, and I’m going to eat it all today, thereby eliminating any chance that a man as hot as Adam Kaufman would ever want to impregnate me. But whatever. It makes me feel happy.
Anyway.
Congrats to Poppy and Adam!
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Aw, I’m sorry. Hope this Britney drama makes you feel better!
They look great together! Damn.
he needs an eyebrow trim otherwise they are perfect
he’s not that hot. and he’s those got those litle chicklet teeth. but they seem happy. for now.
well i beg to differ, he’s the hot one, Poppy isn’t. She looks old and haggard, too common looking for a movie star
I Have to Disagee with the Comment about Poppy Not Being hot you don’t know what your talking about she is Smoking Hot I am Jealous of that Dude I love the Show Anyway I am glad there Happy
u and ur boyfriend r sayuri’s [ho's]
wooooow hott
Where do you and your husband live and i want to meet you i will come and find you and meet you cause i just love your acting and i love without a trace and man i wish i had a man like that damn and your baby looks so cute and i seen him on without a trace
Um. I think they ARE married. He’s wearing a ring and I distinctly remember her wearing a wedding dress this past year.
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i luv this guy..then i hate the girl.She’s old.. :p