Listen Up, Ashlee Simpson: If You Don’t Wear a Ring on Your Ring Finger Around Photographers, You Won’t Have to Interrupt Your Busy Schedule of Banging Pete Wentz and Snorting Cocaine to Deny Engagement Rumors

January 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ashlee Simpson Wearing a Ring That Is Not an Engagement Ring, with Pete Wentz, Both of Whom Are Utterly Retarded, Pictures, Photos

Sigh.

Nine perfectly good other fingers.

And Ashlee Simpson has to wear a crappy-ass ring on her left ring finger.

“Ashlee is not engaged,” says her rep.

Boooooooooring.


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19 Responses to “Listen Up, Ashlee Simpson: If You Don’t Wear a Ring on Your Ring Finger Around Photographers, You Won’t Have to Interrupt Your Busy Schedule of Banging Pete Wentz and Snorting Cocaine to Deny Engagement Rumors”

  1. JK says:

    Pete must be wearing Ashlee’s pants by mistake tight girly jeans.

  2. Sylvia says:

    She sure is posing that hand to show off that tiny ring she is wearing. Probably hoping Pete gets the hint to get a replacement LOL.

  3. Leslie Anne says:

    ASHLEY I FUCKING HATE YOU!! YOU ARE A POZER SKEEZ WHO JUST WANTS TO BE LIKE HER BIG SISTER (who isn’t really talented either) AND NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU! WOULD YOU PLEASE DIE ALREADY YOU USELESS-NO-TALENT-SOUND-LIKE-SHIT-WHORE!!! We all know that you had your nose done skank. Now, not only are you still ugly on the outside, but now you are ugly on the inside because you conformed to be like everyone else while your still trying so DESPERATELY to pull off that little ‘punk’ persona. ASHLEY, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING PUKE! WE HATE YOU AND WE’LL NEVER FORGET THAT YOU LIP SYNC!!! Stupid fucking whore-ass bitch.

  4. em says:

    look leslie anne just coz you have no talent doesnt mean you have to use terrible language on a celeb who wont even read this page. get a life and grow up you stupid tween

  5. JK says:

    Leslie Anne needs cock asap.

  6. pina says:

    TE ODIO I HATE YOU I FUCKING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PETE ES MIO Y DE NADIE MAS jajaja
    mentira todavia no tengo edad pa ezo…ke penita ;(
    pero de todaz maneraz no hacen pa naa bonita pareja!!!!!!

  7. Jess says:

    Well if Pete and Ash are happy, then I guess I’m happy. I mean, I’m totally in love with Pete, but he doesn’t even know I exist, so if he’s with someone that he loves and KNOWS then that’s fine with me!!! lol

  8. Polka dot says:

    omg leave them alone they are perfectly fine together she might not have any talent and be completly hideous but why bash her?Pina what the hell who knows freakin mexican anyways?

  9. hmmmmmm..
    pete is hottt!
    :P

  10. M.E says:

    Look I hate that ashley and pete are going out more than anybody but it no reson to cuse her out!

  11. molly says:

    iv’e neva really thought that pete and ashley really made a good couple, mabye that’s cause i always liked pete, but as long as the two of them are happy i guess it’s ok. Ashley, i dont think you are as bad as people say you are, and pete i think those pants look awsome. Ashley, just try not to look so stuck up when a camera is pointed towards you. i hope you two are happy together.

  12. Anonymous says:

    <3 pete bish!

  13. Bonnie says:

    D: that’s ashlee’s right hand I dunno what ur on about.

  14. jessica says:

    i hate her. pete wentz is so much better then her.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is a buttttttttttttttt head. i love to draw on her head and poke her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. peteness says:

    just a little off topic,but i neeeever saw them going out it came out of nowhere,didn’t it?i no their married now and pete is like “she totally gets me” or wutever,but seriously i don’t think this is n.e.thing 2 feak about,they’re gunna b over befor u no it…..i hope[u can yell all u want about me hating trashley ,but i believe i delivered a fair comment].

  16. anonimo says:

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ay algo hay mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  17. anonimo says:

    esta interesante lacosa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  18. karina says:

    Petee is too good
    Ferr Ashh.

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