Happy New Year, Mel C! Eddie Murphy Marries Tracey Edmonds!
January 1st, 2008 by Evil BeetEddie “Asshole” Murphy and Tracey Edmonds got hitched on New Years Day in front of 25 friends and family in Bora Bora.
As the sun set, Edmonds walked barefoot down the aisle to a shell-studded gazebo, where the two exchanged vows.
No news on whether the child Murphy fathered with Spice Girl Mel C earlier this year was present.
What a cocksucker.
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January 2nd, 2008 at 5:25 am
Um, Mel B
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:34 am
Yawn!!!!! eddie you are not funny anymore… you’re the ferret poo on the bottom of my shoes.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:50 am
It’s MEL B, damn it! Mel C wouldn’t lay with any man, much less get pregnant. Get it right next time, or go back and correct this, that’s how rumors get started, parceling out the wrong information…
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:31 am
Those are some bad stripper tits!
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 am
Eddie likes trannies
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Ya its Mel B.. Lol
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
This marriage will last as long as the contract specifies…
January 16th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
With today’s headlines, it appears that “Sheeps Says” should play the lottery.
Murphy Marriage Over in Just Two Weeks – Eddie Murphy and his wife of two weeks have split, according to shocking new reports….
January 17th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Eddie is alright!!. Not a bad guy, just bad judgement. After all he is paying for his mistakes. He is funny, talented and laughing all the way to the bank. And look at the boobs on Mel B, C or D. He had to marry her.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:21 am
obviously, somebody didn’t do their homework… tsktsktsk…
January 29th, 2008 at 7:11 am
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