Archive for January, 2008
UCLA Agrees That Britney is Fucking Crazy
Thursday, January 31st, 2008We really don’t need doctors to confirm this at this point, but the folks at UCLA’s medical center have classified Britney as “gravely disabled,” which means she is unable to take care of basic needs, such as the acquisition of food, clothing or shelter. It also means she’s a candidate for involuntary commitment.
Brit apparently caused one hell of a scene when she got to the hospital, screaming about her mother that “The only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!”
Trust me, Britney, nobody wants to sleep with anyone who’s been with you these days.
Seriously How Adorable is Fran Drescher?
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Lindsay’s Newest Addiction: Hair Salons
Thursday, January 31st, 2008While Britney was enjoying all the creature comforts of the UCLA medical center, Leggings Lohan was — per usual — at a hair salon.
Do they have a bar in the hair salon?
Why is this chick always getting her hair done?
She later went and picked up a couple of large coffees at Starbucks.
What an exciting day!
Shall We Start the Justin Chambers Rehab Countdown?
Thursday, January 31st, 2008The Grey’s Anatomy star — who typically looks like hell on the red carpet — checked into UCLA Medical Center’s psych ward earlier this week, but has checked out.
He “was exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder,” his rep tells TMZ.com. “He went in voluntarily to get some help.”
Sure, Justin has five kids, but I think something more is going on. He was spotted drinking all around town both before and after his hospital stay.
Quotables
Thursday, January 31st, 2008“To be perfectly frank, I have unexpectedly fallen in love. It is the relationship with Holly that will probably last forever. The others will last for as long as they want it to last before going on with their careers and lives.”
Hugh Hefner to the AP.
Score one for Holly Madison.
You know she can’t wait until Bridget and Kendra get out of the picture and she gets to have that Hefner baby.
Ooh La La, Look Who’s So Important
Thursday, January 31st, 2008The Video of Heath Ledger Doing Cocaine
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Is here.
ET backed out of airing it, but it’s making the Internet rounds.
It’s not really that interesting. The good part is toward the end.
Britney’s Legal Team Ordered Not to Talk to Sam Lutfi
Thursday, January 31st, 2008Sources claim that Britney Spears’ legal team has been instructed by the pop star’s family not to talk to Sam Lutfi.
This move follows reports that the situation at Britney’s Beverly Hills home devolved last night as Britney’s parents argued with Sam, Britney’s sometime manager, over her well-being.
Hooray for the (possible) end of Sam Lutfi!
Now if we can just get Adnan out of the picture.
BREAKING: Britney’s Back in the Hospital!!!
Thursday, January 31st, 2008The LAPD has officially put Britney on a 5150 hold at the hospital, after the psychiatrist she’s been working with was alarmed by her behavior. He then called the LAPD, who took Britney to UCLA Medical Center.
She was taken by ambulance to the hospital, where both her parents joined her.
She was reportedly very calm throughout the whole ordeal.
Because of the 5150 hold, Britney will be in the hospital for at least 3 days.
Yes Of Course Paris Hilton Was Making Out with Elisha Cuthbert
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008She desperately needs the publicity.
Everything’s all Britney, Britney, Britney these days.
What’s a girl to do?
The answer is obvious: Suck face with someone who’s as big a trainwreck as Britney, without all that international superstardom baggage.
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005’s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
That’s cute.









