This time it’s Lindsay Lohan’s turn at bat.

After dumping Riley Giles’ loser ass, she spent Christmas Eve with total hottie Adrian Grenier at his Brooklyn apartment, where I guess he had some sort of party. Guests there swear the activities were “low-key,” and I actually believe that. My future husband does not do drugs!!!

Seriously, though, Adrian? First Paris Hilton, now Lindsay Lohan? I thought you were better than that. I really did. I was willing to take sloppy seconds on one of them, but both? Just for that: no pre-nup!

Vanessa Hudgens and the Remains of Ashley Tisdale’s Face continue to hang out together all over LA.

On Wednesday night, the two were spotted at Fred Segal and later at the Hollywood and Highland shopping center, where they hit up Louis Vuitton.

They’re currently in rehearsals for the HSM play at the nearby Kodak Theater.

Look, I’m gonna call it like I see it: those nude photos of Vanessa were the best thing to happen to either of their careers.

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Who knew the Governator had a daughter???

In fact, he has two: Christina and Katherine. Anyone know which one this is? The photo agency is stumped.

Anyway, Arnie and the Daughternator hit up Barney’s New York in Bev Hills just before Christmas.

She’s a teenager, and she’s never done anything to put herself in the spotlight, so I’m gonna go easy on the outfit. The poor girl — how’s she ever going to get a date? Can you imagine going to The Terminator’s house to pick up his daughter for a date??? Never. Gonna. Happen.

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Grandpa Barron Hilton announced today that he would be donating 97% of his fortune to charity when he kicks the bucket.

His plan includes a $1.2 billion pledge to the Con rad N. Hilton Founda tion, named after his father - a donation that includes the windfall from the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. and the pending sale of the world’s biggest casino company, Harrah’s Entertainment Inc. Barron Hilton, 80, chairman of the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, intends “to contribute 97 percent of his entire net-worth, estimated today at $2.3 billion, including the created trusts, at whatever value it is at the time of his passing,” the foundation declared.

The Hilton Foundation describes its mission as “to relieve the suffering, the distressed and the destitute.” Among its interests are projects that provide clean water in Africa, education for blind children, housing for the mentally ill, the work of Roman Catholic sisters, and substance abuse.

You know, everyone’s all like, “Oh, poor Paris,” but I doubt she’s that distraught about all this. The girl’s a multi-millionaire in her own right; she doesn’t need Grandpa’s money anymore.

Regardless, way to go, Mr. Hilton. At least someone in that family has his head on straight.

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The next time you are having a bad day, watch this. I guarantee it will improve your mood.

These parents have trained an ADORABLE baby to give people the evil eye on command.

This is what happens when the girls at Jezebel and I get bored. Thanks Jess!

Remember how I told you guys this thing grossed a little over $1200 on opening weekend?

I lied.

It took in less than $400.

But it’s coming to DVD in January!!!

So, as some of you know, I work for Film.com, which is normally like working for no one at all, since they’re based in Seattle and I’m in LA and for the most part they don’t give a shit what I do as long as the traffic’s coming in and there’s not vagina on the front page, but every now and then I get a little request from them. “Can you do something on XYZ?” and my typical reaction is to spend more time emailing them back explaining why it violates my moral code of standards and is in many ways an affront to my personal religion to write about XYZ than it would have taken me to just write the damn piece in the first place.

Anyway, they want a “Best of 2007″ piece and you know what? I don’t wanna fucking write it. It means slogging through pages and pages of old material and that is hard and time-consuming and boring and I’m too pretty to do things I don’t want to do.

I mean, there’s the obvious: Britney, Britney, Britney, Anna Nicole dead, the late-coming JLS pregnancy, etc, but there have to be some hidden gems in there.

So help me out, guys: what were your fave celeb moments of 2007? Big, small, funny, sad, whatever. If you cared about it, post it here. And if you’re funny about it, you just might end up quoted in my piece.

Oh, and I’m also interested in predictions for the coming year. What do you think 2008 will bring? Besides another Spears spawn?

THROW HER BACK!!!

THROW HER BACK!!!

Nah, I guess that’s just what she calls a swimsuit.

Paris is on vacay in Hawaii with the fam. On public beaches. Ewww. How bourgeois.

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