Jess left the gym on Wednesday in a tight shirt, giving paps a view of that baby bump.

You know what’s really sad?

That’s just kind of what my stomach normally looks like. But on stick-thin Jessica, it’s obviously a baby bump. She’s also sporting some crazy acne. That’s hot.

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To her baby daddy, Cash Warren.

Booooooooooooring.

Okay, I’m going back to trying to enjoy my afternoon with my family. Be back later tonight.

Lindsay’s rehaboyfriend is trying to sell “intimate” photos of Lindsay to the tabs.

On Dec. 26, dozens of magazine editors awoke to an e-mail from a well-known photo agency. The e-mail included several snapshots of Lohan in various states of undress, and boasted that the pics were “personal photos taken by Riley Giles while he was dating Lindsay Lohan.”

You’d think Lindsay would have learned her lesson about letting people take incriminating photos of her, but still. This was a totally dick thing of Riley to do. What a loser. You got dumped, Riley. What? Did you think Lindsay Freakin’ Lohan was going to marry your snowboarding ass? Move the fuck on.

Or, check back into the Cirque Lodge. You clearly still have some resentment issues, and I have a feeling Mischa Barton will be there any day now.

This is totally unfair. Bow Wow lifts up his shirt for no particular reason in front of thousands of people and it’s all like, “Oooh, he’s so hot!!!” I do the exact same shit on the corner of Sunset and Cahuenga and I get the cops all like, “Ma’am, you need to stop that or we’re gonna have to take you in. We’re serious, ma’am.”

You wanna talk discrimination??? Misogyny is alive and well in this country, people!!!!

Anyway, check out Bow Wow performing in Florida as part of a holiday tour.

1) Why did it take seven hours for her to be released from jail?

2) Why doesn’t she have a valid drivers’ license?

3) What kind of drugs were in her car? Are we talking a little Mary Jane, or, like, cocaine. Or — oh please Lord — meth??

I’m open to guesses. Go!

Finally!

Someone posted bail for her ass.

Mischa was released from the West Hollywood Sheriff’s station at 10:10 AM today, and was seen leaving in the back of her parents’ Mercedes.

You’ll have the pics just as soon as I do.

Aw, yeah, baby!!!

It’s the Mischa Barton mug shot!!!

According to a press release issued by the L.A. County Sheriffs Department, the former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif. Cops say she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.” When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she “was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”

After running that photo of the Victoria’s Secret angels naked, I suppose I owe the ladies (and the men who love men) a little something, too.

Check out this photo shoot of Penn Badgley, who plays Dan Humphrey on Gossip Girl and has been linked to hottie co-star Blake Lively.

Dayum!!!

He’s just kind of the witty, non-threatening cute guy on the show, but this is a whole new side.

I may have to get in on some of that action. Blake and Penn! Sign me up!