My eyes are just … stuck.

At the New York Aids Film Festival Red Ball’s fashion show.

Reichen Lehmkuhl and boyfriend Brian Barry arrive at the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Ribbon of Hope 2007 Celebration.

There should be a rule against men this attractive being gay.

I mean, I love my gays, but this is just not fair!!! We women have needs, too!!!

“[Willow] has a drive. She has an energy and she just connects to human emotion. I think a big part was probably [seeing] Jaden after The Pursuit of Happyness. She saw what Jaden did, and she was like, ‘I want that.’ Jaden is [like] Johnny Depp. He just wants to do good work . . . He loves acting, he just wants to make good movies. And Willow is Paris Hilton. Willow wants to be on TV.”

Will Smith discusses his daughter, Willow, age 7, who recently made her film debut in I Am Legend.

Tin Man, a new twist on the Dorothy story, premieres tonight on SciFi.

It’s her first red carpet event in YEARS!

And she chose … the Scandinavian Mansion of Style?

Whatever.

It’s just good to see her smiling, doped-up face on WireImage again.

And she and Paris seem to be getting along fabulously again.

Okay, Love, you win. You seem to have the support of my entire readership, so I suppose this is long overdue.

I am sorry for calling you fat. Repeatedly. That was mean and uncalled for.

And I liked you on Party of Five.

I wish you all the best in your impending marriage, and promise not to make fun of your weight ever again.

Can we be friends again?

xoxo,
Beet

Sources are saying she “didn’t even like him” and that he was “boring” and had “no ambition.”

Hey, rehab’s not exactly full of winners. Lindsay took what was available.

Making matters worse, it seems Riley was spotted recently at NYC hotspot Pink Elephant. No reports of him actually drinking there, but it’s clear Lindsay does not want to be in the clubs at all right now. Perhaps that was a point of contention between them.

Does anyone else miss Harry Morton? I’m kind of rooting for a reunion.