Meet Marilyn Monroe, Paris’s tiny new Pomeranian.
Paris debuted the dog today on a Beverly Hills shopping spree. It goes great with the bag, Paris. Your fashion sense is always impeccable.
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I mean, if she thinks anyone’s buying the “deviated septum” excuse, she’s out of her damn mind.
Homegirl got a nosejob on Friday.
“Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing,” she said on Monday. “The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose … I’m not feeling great today. It’s uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this.”
“I didn’t do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose,” says Tisdale, who’s openly discussing the procedure because “I want my fans to know the truth. I’m not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me.”
The next time someone gets a pic of this girl I am totally doing a before/after.
Ethan Hawke is the latest celeb to be banging the nanny. [INO]
Nice to see Amy Winehouse has really pulled her act together. Wandering the streets of London at 5 am. Healthy. [Celebslam]
Madonna’s stiffing her kids on Christmas. [Celebitchy]
Paris went a little overboard with the collagen injections. [FListed]
Who was named the Most Beautiful Black Man Alive? [Bossip]
The freaky-looking redheaded model, Lily Cole, proves the carpet matches the drapes. [Drunken Stepfather]
In case you haven’t seen Kate Moss’s tits this week … [Ninja Dude]
Is everyone super-psyched?
Blake co-wrote all but one song on “Audio Day Dream,” out Tuesday on Arista Records, and is already plotting a remix album to add hip-hop and electronica flavors that he favors but wasn’t able to include.
“I just call myself a communicator. And all’s I wanna do is communicate my art,” he told the AP. “And now with this album, I get to communicate myself wholeheartedly without any hiccups or speed bumps, like ‘American Idol’ has, you know? Theme weeks!”
The first single from the album, “Break Anotha,” is included here.
You know, Gatecrasher ran this as a blind item, and I was going to do the same, but you know what? Fuck that. There’s nothing blind about this.
Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has been through rehab, is telling friends he’s found a new way to pace himself when he’s doing drugs? The bicoastal bum says for every line of coke he snorts he smokes 10 cigarettes.
What. A. Genius.
This is an infallible plan.
You sure are going places, Brandon. Going places like rehab.
Thanks to Gwen for tracking these down.
Full-on Heather Mills vagina after the jump.
Never did porn, my ass.
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