Check out the Spice Girls performance from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

Oooooooooh, Paris is gonna be pissed!!!

Word on the street is that Lindsay is back with her ex-boyfriend (and Paris’s ex-boyfriend), Stavros Niarchos.

Lindsay Lohan is now spending time with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, after she dumped rehab buddy Riley Giles a week ago. Niarchos, who used to date both Lohan and her frenemy Paris Hilton, this time is sticking with the newly sober star. Hilton showed up to a party for the anti-smoking lozenge Ariva at Crimson in Hollywood the other night and tried to hook up with Niarchos – who, spies said, “wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party” to go hang with Lohan. Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around “asking where Stavros had gone.”

Does anyone else think the funniest part of this is that Paris was at a party for an anti-smoking lozenge? Jesus, this girl will hawk anything. It’s really just a matter of time before she’s walking the red carpet at the Viagra launch party (heh, “launch” is funny in that context) and sipping martinis at a Valtrex bash.

This is one of those rare, rare stories where something truly awful happens to a celebrity and it is, honestly, through no fault of their own. On those occasions, I peer out my window to check for the flying pigs, and then get a gnawing feeling in my evil little gut that says, “Don’t exploit this.”

So I haven’t been covering the story of Dennis Quaid’s twins around here, because it sucks and it’s sad and it’s not his fault, but today I am happy to report that the twins are healthy and doing fine!

“The twins are back home,” said Quaid’s lawyer. “Their condition is fantastic, they’re smiling. Zoe looks like her mom, and Boone looks like his dad. They’ve fully recovered from the accident and it’s doubtful they’ll suffer long-term effects from the overdose.

Hooray!!! Much love to you and the twinsies, Dennis!

This time it’s that driving instructor, who’s suing for $100,000 in compensatory damages and unspecified punitive damages, claiming the producers used fraudulent means to get him to sign the release forms.

He actually came off just fine in the film, but I think he’s pissed that the film made so much money, and he saw none of it.

The two parties are back at the bargaining table, but progress is slow.

Meanwhile, CBS is talking about grabbing Dexter and Weeds from Showtime and editing the hell out of them in order to fill their schedule.

That oughtta be interesting. After editing, Weeds’ll be about 7 minutes long each week.

Britney did such a crappy job of her own video, her label’s giving you a shot at it!

They’ve launched the Britney Video Remixer, where you can create your very own video for “Piece of Me” using existing videos and photos of Brit-Brit. The options are kind of limited, but it’s still fun to play around with.

The winning video will air on TRL.

But what the fuck does TRL know?

Send us your remixes, and we’ll run our faves on here!

The Evil Beet remix (which, admittedly, sucks) is here.

And ever since that whole “fat” thing exploded (no pun intended), they care about you! Yes! They’re taking your picture again!

Being called fat by people like me was the best thing that’s happened to your career since Party of Five! So you’re welcome.

And I know I promised I wouldn’t call you fat anymore — and I actually think you look nice here — but that doesn’t prevent me from pointing out the fact that you have bedazzled jeans. Really, Jen? Those are unnecessary.