Letterman’s reached a deal with the WGA, and will be returning to television next Wednesday.

The Writers Guild of America called its pact with Letterman’s production company, WorldWide Pants Inc, a sign of union readiness to negotiate a deal with major film and TV studios to settle Hollywood’s worst labor crisis in 20 years.

The WGA said its “comprehensive agreement” with WorldWide Pants included provisions to pay writers for work distributed over the Internet — presumably covering the large assortment of advertising-supported video clips of Letterman’s show that CBS posts on its Web site.

Conan — who’s with the same production company — will be coming back, as well.

Britney hit up the Virgin Megastore on Sunset on Friday.

She also showed the paps a ring of some sort, ostensibly to fuel rumors that she got hitched to Sam Lutfi or some shit.

Oh, shut up, Britney. You’re so insane it makes me want to take anti-psychotics.

Fergie’s rocking that engagement ring all around town.

A preggers Lily Allen works the red carpet with a canine pal at the Harrods 2007 Winter Sale Opening.

No hint of a baby bump yet.

Leggings Lohan is in Capri for some film festival, and what is she doing?

Cocaine?

Meth?

Vodka Red Bull?

Anything that would help drive traffic?

No, no. Bitch is shopping per usual.

Snooooooooooooooore.

Cool jacket, though.

The Great White Underage Hope, Miley Cyrus, has reportedly broken up with one of these Jonas Brothers kids. I guess they were secretly dating, and now they’re not-so-secretly breaking up.

I’ve been ignoring these kids for as long as they’ve been on the scene, because, you know, I’m too old and crotchety to care about dudes I can’t legally bang, but Miley is my hope for the future of this blog. If Lindsay stays sober, Paris stays pleasant and Britney dies, I need Miley to be fucking up. So I’ve started following her closely.

So who are these boys??? Why are they so famous??? Someone explain please.

And when is Wilmer Valderrama gonna step up and start dating Miley? Isn’t it, like, his whole job now to bang the underage starlets? DO YOUR THING, Wilmer!

You know what the world really needs?

Another book about rehab.

Tara Conner’s stepped up to the task. She told Matt Lauer on the Today Show that she’ll be penning a book about her experience before, during, and after her rehab stay.

Tara’s been sober over a year now, since Donald Trump sentenced her to rehab after Miss Teen USA brutally sold her ass out for snorting coke on the job.

Congrats to Tara for staying sober for a year. Maybe I shouldn’t poke fun — here’s a Miss USA who’s very publicly setting a positive example for real girls with real problems. Way to go, Tara.