Archive for December, 2007

Britney’s “Illness” Explained

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

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“She’s sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It’s too much,” says Britney pal Sam Lufti in an email.

One of the commenters on here suggested that I think it’s a good thing for Britney to have custody of her kids.

I do not think that.

But I’m fascinated by how little she seems to care. I would probably run into a burning building to save one of my cats. I don’t have (human) kids, but I’d imagine I’d be able to brave hordes of paparazzi — sick or not — if it would help me to keep custody of them.

She braves hundreds of paparazzi on her daily coffee run.

How can she care so little about her own children?

Or is she just trying to postpone the inevitable?

Wanna Hear the New Janet Jackson Track?

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

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Z100 is streaming “Feedback”.

Okay, you guys, is it just me, or does this sound like it comes straight off Britney Spears’ new album???

I wonder if they had some of the same songwriters. The vibe is very similar.

Also, is it just me or does this song contain the lyric “I’m heavy like a first-day period”????

Because what today’s music scene is really missing is more menstruation analogies.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Ike Turner Passes Away

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

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Ike died at the age of 76, at his home in San Marcos, CA.

No other details are available at this point.

R.I.P., Ike.

Sing, Mandy, Sing!

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Mandy Moore Sings at KCRW Gimme Shelter Benefit Concert

Mandy Moore rocks out at the Gimme Shelter Benefit Concert in Los Angeles.

Why don’t I like her?

I know you guys looooove her; you make that clear every time I talk shit about her.

She just bothers me.

BREAKING: 8000 People Who’ve Never Met Jessica Alba Think She’ll Make a Good Mom

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

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I love shit like this.

I run polls on here, but it’s always stuff you guys are remotely qualified to answer. Questions like, “Who’s hotter?” or “Would you go to a male brothel?” or “What is a chode?

I have no idea where Us Magazine gets off polling its readers on whether Jessica Alba will make a good mom.

But they think she will.

Okay, okay, I have one for you guys:

{democracy:10}

Britney Missed Her Deposition!!!

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

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She is TOTALLY going to lose these kids!!

Like, completely!!

Britney claimed she had some sort of medical condition.

She was certainly feeling well enough to dye her hair dark. These pics are from early Wednesday morning.

Wow.

She is going to completely lose those kids.

Jesus, Brit, get it together.

Image via WENN

Jesus Walks!

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Wearing Cross Necklace, Pictures, Photos

Lindsay Lohan rocks the blinged-out cross as she walks through WeHo after an uneventful night out with friends.

She sure is digging those leggings lately. Damn near every pic I come across of her is rocking those leggings.

You guys, do we have a bona fide changed person on our hands here???

Did rehab actually — gasp! — work for a celebrity?

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