Archive for December, 2007

Congrats to Michelle Branch!

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

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The 24-year-old singer is reportedly expecting her second child with her husband, bassist Teddy Landau, 43.

They already have a daughter, Owen Isabelle, born in 2005.

Wow, a planned pregnancy with a husband?

That is so last year.

Look Who’s Still More Beautiful Than I’ll Ever Be

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

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Dear Gisele.

I hate you.

xoxo,
Beet

In NYC on Saturday.

Image via Splash

Britney’s New Love Interest

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Britney Spears and Paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, Pictures, Photos

Meet Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo who’s reportedly banging Britney Spears. Adnan was spotted hiding in the back of Britney’s Mercedes early yesterday morning, making this the third time he’s been spotted with her in a non-professional manner.

I guess, when you think about it, it’s almost weird that more celebs don’t end up dating paparazzi. I mean, they practically spend more time with them than anyone else. It’s a convenient relationship.

Guess the Celebs

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

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Which new Hollywood BFFs didn’t want their picture taken as they drove through an LA McDonalds?

Jump inside for the answer!

Images via WENN

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What Was Left of Mischa Barton’s Career Appears to Be Over

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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This DUI may be the nail in the coffin of Mischa’s career.

Her management team pulled her from hosting Saturday night’s opening of Cathouse in Las Vegas. “Mischa can’t give interviews on the red carpet or deal with the press right now,” said a Vegas source, “so they told her she can’t do the event.”

The club was searching for celebrities available at the last minute but was still looking last night.

Ha ha. I hear Tara Reid’s schedule is pretty open these days. And sometimes she even manages to stay conscious through an entire event. Sometimes.

Whatever, though, all this hulabaloo over Mischa hosting their opening is probably way more press than they would have gotten from having her B-list ass there scandal-free. I doubt they’re all that torn up about this.

How long until Keds drop-kicks her ass to the curb?

BumpWatch: Jessica Alba

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

Jessica Alba AMAZING PICTURE of the baby bump!!!

Another gym shot. But damn this is a good shot of the bump.

You know, the crotch shot galleries and the nip slip galleries drive a good deal of traffic around here, and it’s so funny to me to watch the traffic patterns and see people flipping through those pics again and again and again. Like, “What is so infinitely interesting about Britney Spears’ vagina?” But then I see this amazing pic of Jessica Alba’s baby bump and I pretty much get all wet, and I’m like, “Oh, this is how most people are about porn.” Jessica Alba’s baby bump is like my porn.

My existence is totally pathetic.

But, seriously, how great is this shot of the baby bump? Sooooooo great. I truly think I could get off to this pic. Show us more bump, Jess!!!

So, so pathetic.

Guess the Celeb

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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Who’s this shy little creature?

She stopped by a liquor store in WeHo today and left with a case of Corona.

Jump in for the answer.

Images via Splash

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Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese Are Officially Divorced

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese, Pictures, Photos

In case anyone cares.

Their divorce was official on Thursday.

Now Manson is free to make an honest woman of his 12-year-old girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. (I kid, I kid. She’s a full 20 years old. Manson is 38.) And Dita is free to find someone who deserves her luscious ass.

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