Two for the Price of (the Cheaper) One!
December 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Nicky Hilton was on board to host at PURE last night, and Orange Paris came along for the ride, and decided to give the paps an impromptu photo shoot.
I swear in one of these pictures it looks like she’s posing while in line for the bathroom.
This is kind of random, but whenever people find out what I do for a living, they regale me with their celeb encounter stories. I particularly enjoy this when these storytellers begin by acting disdainful about what I do for a living, and mention repeatedly that they “don’t care about that stupid shit” and “celebrities are no different from us” and then talk animatedly for the next thirty minutes about every celebrity they’ve ever seen. Anyway, one especially annoying guy told me recently that he was at a Vegas nightclub with Paris, and they wouldn’t let her cut in line to use the bathroom, so she just squatted down and peed on the dance floor. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t put it past her.
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Can you imagine if a story like that really did come out? I can see the headlines now: PARIS ISN’T SO HOUSE-BROKEN! You’d have people slipping and falling on dance floors across America.
Paris is overexposed. Period.
i love the way the evil one does this blog but i dont have the dedication that she does so well see you in the new year keeping us laughing and shit sascha
They look like wax mannequin’s.
i think i just bought that dress p’s wearing, by alice + olivia. well, i’m returning it now. yikes!
Evil Beet they are so boring but did you see that Jimmy Fallon got married? I hope you’re going to be allright about this…
I heard that Paris-pees-on-the-floor story before….must be true.
Pinky:
Yes. I am intentionally avoiding that story. Stupid Fat-Arms.
I too was worried about you and the whole J.F. incident. Didn’t want to mention it. Kind of like when you hide the paper from your girlfriend when her ex’s engagement announcement is in there. Have a drink and draw a mustache on her stupid fat arm face!
the remark about Paris peeing wasn’t worth printing. like most people she has issues but squatting and peeing…give it a rest…already.
Yeah, Lanette! I don’t have to squat at all, just let her rip.
The Valtrex sisters
There must be a sale on sluts.
I like the chainmail dress. I wonder if she rattles when she moves around in that thing.