Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka
December 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Miley.
We’ve talked about this.
I need you drinking.
You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.
If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.
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Hey guys i cant believe yall say that about me. And thank some of yall who stood up for me. NO SENDIND INAPROPRIATE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL do something about it
:| pretending to be hannah montana is just sad..
so very very sad! XD
idk why ur pretendin 2 me hanah montana when she is just a girl that got lucky with her parents having so much money to waste on her “talent”
i toatlly agree on that
love
megan
p.s i’m your biggest fan
u rock.
hey Miley I’m michael and your largest remaining fan will absolutely love to meet you but it will probably never happen
you r so not miley cyrus
hannah what is wrong with you I used to be a fan but then you had to pull those stupid pictures of you self with your bar showing what is your problem I think at those try outs to become hannah should have gone to some with a good heart because I can tell you your yong fans will not forget
hahahahhahaa
u rock alot i heard that u smacked selena u gheeto just like mee so people should not be talkin ur hot all the boys in my class like u
especaliy mee
as a friend 1 boy says ur hot n ur his girlfreiend
n i say no u not bye loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u soo much im going 2 one of ur concertss i will never forget u i have a box only of uu hannah montana
miley cyrus sucks!!!!!!!!!! that dog is gona kill its self!! :( poor puppy
hey guys im miley cyrus and yall suck and can suck my pussy look
at the name i am really miley why wont people believe me *sob*why!!
p.s. u guys have been awsome ^_^
(i dont know why i rote this)
ummmm hi now im not tryin to say tht ur not the real miley cyrus juss wondering if u could add me and i am not those rude guys im the respectful guy legend_killah_17@hotmail.com
gggggggggggggggggggggggyytilyiui
Hey whats up
Hello. Try not to be so immature-Im sure that none of you know even know Miley, and you really shouldn’t be talking about her either way-It’s immoral.
that puppy is awesome :) if yall think this dog isnt cute your crazy
lol gd luck with ur puppy
hey she can hold a fricken dog she is 16 or 15 she doesnt drink vodka
hey person….this is a hate website only…wtf man…lol…she is rich she is a celeb…she probably does drugs if not alchohol…and no she cant hold a puppy because the puppy will want to kill it self in 2 hrs
You guys give her a break and my daddy is a lawyer and if you guys don’t get this down soon your going to get sued and shut down!!!!Oh and you Miley Cyrus fans out there good job at sticking up for her!!I love the dog it is so cute!
P.S.don’t quit Miley just because you want to be on sex and the city or else my daddy will sue you!!!!
Has anyone else read this? Wow.
omg miley dont waist your time reading all those peoples bad comments! you rock!!!!! :)
hi i love you’r dog i love dogs
everybody that bad mouths her is just jealouss!
mofo:)
Hi miley,,
I’M YOUR NUMBER ONE BIGGEST FAN,,
i dont understand why people dont like you,,
and if you want some friendly advise stop taking thos piccys !,,
YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO PEOPLE ARE JUST MEAN!
cool! i am zo happy for you! i am a big fan!
lovely!
you are all major idiots.
what the fuck? miley cyrus would never even find this website. and if you have a problem with the nasty shit people say about her, don’t fucking read it! jesus, how hard is it to avoid bad shit?
fucking idiots.
I LOVE you Miley !! You rock so much ~~
I’m your number 1 fan XP
The majority of the comments here are extremely annoying. I for one would love to see you preteen girls in person standing up against the adult who wrote this entry.
You wouldn’t, would you? Learn your fucking place and stop being annoying cunts. Stand up for something that actually matters. For example, where did Miley find this puppy? Do you think she supported an overpopulated animal shelter? No, she paid big bucks to bring her ‘designer dog’ into the world. Way to go Miley, for supporting suffering animals! Think of the dogs dying because the people with the money and the space to care for them — celebrities, that is — are ‘too good’ to save a life. And you support this bullshit?
Otherwise, the comment from ‘♥miley♥ ♥julie♥’ on the page prior to this was priceless. ‘I wish I knowwwww u in prisonnnnnnnn’.. don’t worry Juliea, you can meet her in prison in a few years, when she gets busted for possession of drugs or drinking and driving.
I totally agree..finally somebody sensible…that dog is going to die unhappy because it was flaunted around all life and held in a handbag…if u “buy” a dog not adopt one…then u r treating the dog like it can be bought…also that dog is going to become very bad because miley will spoil it to dath
i shit hate you hannah you are a sexis girl have sex
you have sex hannah you have to be sexy.
you have sex hannah you have to be sexy.
you have sex hannah you have to be sexy.
Hello everybody.
I am from belgium. And i love Miley Cyrus. Her songs are beautiful.
D’it you believe it not, than are you stuped.
P.S: I AM REALLY FROM BELGIUM
fuck of
I LOVE PUPPIES U ROCK MILEY I LOVE U & UR LITTLE CUTIE DO U HAV A NAME 4 HIM/HER??
MILEY I DONT REALY LIKE U BUT STILL I LIKE THAT UR REALY LOVABLE ABOUT ANIMALS
MILEY I HATE U BUT I LOVE THAT U LOVE PUPS!!! I LOVE PUPS I HAVE ONE HER NAME IS COOKIE
YOO DaT PuP iSZ S00 SMEXi BUT YuH MeSS UP Dee PiC Y00 lOlSZ N0 A FENSE AYYY i GOTTA Y0RKiE T00 BUT SHESZ SMAllER ……….
AY0 U lOOK lYKE A 0lD lADY Y00 G00 GET SUM SlEEP……..
Hi Miley it’s Jyane your bigeet fan can you call me because i just want to say hi in person and see how you’re doing in person so can you PLEASE!!!!! call me at (404)254-7490 rember this number and call me every day at 7:00 and text me on yahoo at jnexane@yahoo.com PLEASE CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and remeber i am your BIGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and can you give me your address and yuor number and can you tell Mictell Muso, Emily Osment,and Jason Earels that i said “Hi”
hello malay i love jou
fuck me in the dick. PLEASE.
i love dogs.
& weiners.
& dog balls.
yourkies are so cute
miley your puppy is so cute i love puppies i would beg my mom for one.
you are the best
i really like youre puppy.
she does not have to start drinking you dip shits who say she has too….well her hannah thing has prolly got her farther than you! so shut up & get a life & stop talking about other people such as miley….just cas other celebritys go bad and shit doesn’t mean miley does!!!! she is just a good role model!!!!!
milley u stink and your song is worse than your rottan hair love from Natasha E. S
one day an you cone to my house to snog
u pepole r mank
Puppy’s cue. U ROCKK
hey u guys r mean i hate u
Hey guys, its me Miley Cyrus, just look at my name, only the REAL miley cyrus would put that as her name. Therefore, its me. NOT! Wow everyone, obviously this isnt her. just saying, the real Miley Cyrus wouldnt be on here. Take this from someone who actually KNOWS her, and dont try and ask for contact information, i DONT GIVE IT OUT, so give up already b4 u even try. Just saying that celebrities, including Miley Cyrus, dont go on hate websites because they have no use at all. Miley has literally told me (technically texted me) that she never goes on any types of websites like this because no one needs to be hated upon. Thats why she has no facebook or anything, she has her own website in which you have to pay if u are a loyal fan. So honestly everyone, dont believe any other “Miley Cyrus”s on this website, cuz there arent any. Also, don’t believe any facebook posers, she has made one like once and got rid of it. Just cuz someone is private doesnt mean they are actually the person, they have u message them and then they friend u cuz they think its cool to think they are miley cyrus and the people messaging them think its actually miley, which is incorrect! so thats all i wanted to say
HANNAH MOMT
all you miley haters are a bunch of…I don’t even know what to call you. But whoever wrote that up there is really stupid. I have to admit, people like that have GOT to get help.
Ps.Love you Miley, though it may not be the real you. A true fan will stay a fan even though you may have put up some bad pictures. ;)
miley im not ur biggest fan… but i think ur pretty fuckin hawt! :D
miley my neighbor met you when you came to one of the theatres in utah. she thinks ur awesome