Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka
December 30th, 2007 by Evil BeetMiley.
We’ve talked about this.
I need you drinking.
You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.
If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.
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Miley so crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
miley found her pet
that is so good
miley is so happy that she found her puppy
shut the hell up miley your a bich
why dont u shut the hell up u bitch u dont even know how to spell btch
u dont either
well i don’t think miley is a bich she is nice ok you better not call her something else
heey miley you rock i love you!!! from agnes in Sweden
dont say that
LEAVE MILEY ALONE if you think she’s a bad roll model then why make her worse? and if you hate her then why waste your time trashing her name? find yourselvs a selebrity you like and post good things about them. AND NEVER ENCOREGE SOMEONE TO DO SOMTHING WRONG NO MATTER WHO IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey guy stop talking about miley like that she is a good person. she would never do drugs. so knock i t off know. i am with you all the way miley. i love you
hey guys who said bad suff about miley if talk about her you are just talking about your self
miley please right back to me
MILEY U ROCK HEY WHAT TO DO PEOPLE LOVE WRITING CRAP ABOUT U BOUT I DON’T
PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
miley is not crazy you are
what is your area code so i can call u this is crystal and tia
miley is a fake
how would you know? you would not know her. your a lowlife so you probably dont even know yourself.
just shut up
so not!!
hi,lookin sweet
hey miley how u get the puppy u holdin ur dog i try buy one how much the puppy u have rite now
mileys is a town bycicle every body gets a ride
she gets fucked every night
i hate miley ciras
you a skank
I love ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I wish I knowwwww u in prisonnnnnnnn♥
that puppy is so cute
that puppy is so cute. i wonder what his name is it is so tiny……and sweet
i hate that puppy and her self as well why dont you
hey i dont no why you dont like miley she awesome!!
hi hanna montana i love your dog he/she is cute whats her name love you
cool
k.cute dogxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the besttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu but i think i hate you hahahahahahahha
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK NOT SUCK
u guyz r F[[a wrd i aint gonna say]]G idiots.
miley rox.
STOP leave miley alone if you think miley is fake or a slut you are a bich shut up saying gossip about her
stop fucking cussing!!! im the fucking cussing queen!!!!! so just stop fucking cussing thats a piece of shit you bitch!!!! so yah you can just fucking kiss my fricking ass yah you heard it uh huh i said it yah heres all my cuss words:
shit fuck ass bicth damn and alot more that i cant think of bye bye!!!
i hope those lesbian lovers realize it
oh my god you are awesom you are so cute this is real if i were a boy i tell me and you to be boy friend you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya ass hoe y ya talkin shit about miley do ya noe it ture no i sure ya dont so stop saying shit if u dont like her keep ur mouth shut cuz nobody wanna hear ya bull shit about miley well that all i got to say lala is over nd out =p
People can’t judge Miley from whats been on tv,magazines,newspapers etc…..
some of it could or could not be true we don’t know but its her business!
Miley you rock :)
x
stupid person im going to find you and you can kiss my @$$
o so u think she is a fake well y dont u shut up ok she is a big huge star and u dont no how dificult it is being her and u should learn som manners and ya she might trade places or not with a look alike or not but when she is she is only getting ready for the next act or song so u people just shut up yes you might here or see of her being a bad roll model or somthing else but who do u think wrote those or poasted those!!!!! get a life and just shut up and stop trashing her u dont even know her i dont even care if any one talks about this and if u do ur just talking about urself OH AND UR A BUTT MUNCH U R BIG SUPER BUTT MUNCH
i think you are right not alot of people no her and freking trash her for no reson
MILY PLZ RITE ME BACK
i love you sooooooooooooooooooooo mutch
i’m your biggest fan in the world!<3<3<3<33<33<33<3<3:-D
ahahahhahahaha i hate ahnnah montana also know as sket of life not needed in our world she is all totally fucked up and yh no one relly likes her of i no of except my cuz but then agen she is small! the dog in the pic is a yorkshire terrier and the person with it is a dog shit so yh if you agree that hannah is a fake and aint wat she imagines she is then please reply back :D:D:D
um i hope you miley lovers fail to realize that she posted a nasty picture on the internet. lesbos
you bitches are crazy. go suck your dick your mom at that.bitch
it’s preety dog ! I from Poland and I lovvve Miley !
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiii i love miley youare the bant no your show i wonch your show avery day i crid becuaes i did not see you in new yourck with the jonis brothes and boncay all of thame
U R SO MEAN! LEAVE MILEY ALONE U DON’T KNOW HER!
Miley is awesome, so BACK OFF u total lowlifes who hate miley, if i could meet her i’d spend the whole day askin her questions bout bein famous. MILEY YOU ROCK!
she is a bitch
i agree wiv Sea i not – she is a skank and a bitch < rom life she killed evrey thing and yh she is just a low life loser ahahhaha hate her so much okay lol loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hate her bad!
She is just totally F$%^&*( up and yh i know she is okay – so no need to ask do u know if its true!! cuz babes i do
lol okay no one likes u hanaaaaaaaaaaaah monshiterrrrrrr!
bubi x
hi
mily SUCKKKS UR PU$$Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MILY SUCKS UR @$$
fuck you she is cool and you dont even no her bitch
you guys kneed to stop juttering you guys kneed a life reality keep your repulsive conments to your self
you guys are both stupid both of you guys dont know how to spell bitch!!!!miley you rock
hii guys.(:
im bob.
miley sucks.
shes my favorite.
i hate her.
she rocks.
i think your ugly.
bye.(:
she sucks.i hate her so much
u cool