Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka

December 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana and a Puppy Dog in New York

Miley.

We’ve talked about this.

I need you drinking.

You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.

If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.

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367 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka”

  1. Miley Cyrus crazy says:

    Miley so crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. humaira says:

    miley found her pet
    that is so good
    miley is so happy that she found her puppy

  3. mandy says:

    shut the hell up miley your a bich

  4. agnes says:

    heey miley you rock i love you!!! from agnes in Sweden

  5. 1234 says:

    dont say that

  6. 2454 says:

    LEAVE MILEY ALONE if you think she’s a bad roll model then why make her worse? and if you hate her then why waste your time trashing her name? find yourselvs a selebrity you like and post good things about them. AND NEVER ENCOREGE SOMEONE TO DO SOMTHING WRONG NO MATTER WHO IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. hey guy stop talking about miley like that she is a good person. she would never do drugs. so knock i t off know. i am with you all the way miley. i love you

  8. hey guys who said bad suff about miley if talk about her you are just talking about your self

  9. miley please right back to me

    • MILEY U ROCK HEY WHAT TO DO PEOPLE LOVE WRITING CRAP ABOUT U BOUT I DON’T
      PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. miley is not crazy you are

  11. what is your area code so i can call u this is crystal and tia

  12. rio96 says:

    miley is a fake

  13. Ishaan-Jain says:

    hi,lookin sweet

  14. kimberly says:

    hey miley how u get the puppy u holdin ur dog i try buy one how much the puppy u have rite now

  15. drew says:

    mileys is a town bycicle every body gets a ride

  16. miley sucks says:

    she gets fucked every night

  17. ♥miley♥ ♥julie♥ says:

    I love ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I wish I knowwwww u in prisonnnnnnnn♥

  18. dude says:

    that puppy is so cute

  19. dude says:

    that puppy is so cute. i wonder what his name is it is so tiny……and sweet

  20. jessica says:

    hey i dont no why you dont like miley she awesome!!

  21. dreyelys says:

    hi hanna montana i love your dog he/she is cute whats her name love you

  22. Anonymous says:

    cool

  23. Mariya says:

    k.cute dogxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  24. rania says:

    youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the besttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu but i think i hate you hahahahahahahha

  25. COURTNEY says:

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK NOT SUCK

  26. bre says:

    u guyz r F[[a wrd i aint gonna say]]G idiots.
    miley rox.

  27. sari says:

    STOP leave miley alone if you think miley is fake or a slut you are a bich shut up saying gossip about her

    • caitlin says:

      stop fucking cussing!!! im the fucking cussing queen!!!!! so just stop fucking cussing thats a piece of shit you bitch!!!! so yah you can just fucking kiss my fricking ass yah you heard it uh huh i said it yah heres all my cuss words:

      shit fuck ass bicth damn and alot more that i cant think of bye bye!!!

  28. lola says:

    oh my god you are awesom you are so cute this is real if i were a boy i tell me and you to be boy friend you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. lala says:

    ya ass hoe y ya talkin shit about miley do ya noe it ture no i sure ya dont so stop saying shit if u dont like her keep ur mouth shut cuz nobody wanna hear ya bull shit about miley well that all i got to say lala is over nd out =p

  30. Anonymous says:

    People can’t judge Miley from whats been on tv,magazines,newspapers etc…..
    some of it could or could not be true we don’t know but its her business!
    Miley you rock :)
    x

  31. kk151 says:

    o so u think she is a fake well y dont u shut up ok she is a big huge star and u dont no how dificult it is being her and u should learn som manners and ya she might trade places or not with a look alike or not but when she is she is only getting ready for the next act or song so u people just shut up yes you might here or see of her being a bad roll model or somthing else but who do u think wrote those or poasted those!!!!! get a life and just shut up and stop trashing her u dont even know her i dont even care if any one talks about this and if u do ur just talking about urself OH AND UR A BUTT MUNCH U R BIG SUPER BUTT MUNCH

  32. KK151 says:

    MILY PLZ RITE ME BACK

  33. i love you sooooooooooooooooooooo mutch
    i’m your biggest fan in the world!<3<3<3<33<33<33<3<3:-D

    • Gresa says:

      ahahahhahahaha i hate ahnnah montana also know as sket of life not needed in our world she is all totally fucked up and yh no one relly likes her of i no of except my cuz but then agen she is small! the dog in the pic is a yorkshire terrier and the person with it is a dog shit so yh if you agree that hannah is a fake and aint wat she imagines she is then please reply back :D:D:D

  34. love says:

    um i hope you miley lovers fail to realize that she posted a nasty picture on the internet. lesbos

  35. love says:

    you bitches are crazy. go suck your dick your mom at that.bitch

  36. iga says:

    it’s preety dog ! I from Poland and I lovvve Miley !

  37. lindsey says:

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiii i love miley youare the bant no your show i wonch your show avery day i crid becuaes i did not see you in new yourck with the jonis brothes and boncay all of thame

  38. Kelsi says:

    U R SO MEAN! LEAVE MILEY ALONE U DON’T KNOW HER!

  39. Miley is awesome, so BACK OFF u total lowlifes who hate miley, if i could meet her i’d spend the whole day askin her questions bout bein famous. MILEY YOU ROCK!

    • Daddy-lil-Girl :D says:

      i agree wiv Sea i not – she is a skank and a bitch < rom life she killed evrey thing and yh she is just a low life loser ahahhaha hate her so much okay lol loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hate her bad!
      She is just totally F$%^&*( up and yh i know she is okay – so no need to ask do u know if its true!! cuz babes i do
      lol okay no one likes u hanaaaaaaaaaaaah monshiterrrrrrr!
      bubi x

  40. stupid =]] says:

    mily SUCKKKS UR PU$$Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. JBVYBBUY says:

    MILY SUCKS UR @$$

  42. monzey says:

    you guys kneed to stop juttering you guys kneed a life reality keep your repulsive conments to your self

  43. princess9 says:

    you guys are both stupid both of you guys dont know how to spell bitch!!!!miley you rock

  44. Booboo says:

    hii guys.(:
    im bob.
    miley sucks.
    shes my favorite.
    i hate her.
    she rocks.
    i think your ugly.
    bye.(:

  45. lola says:

    she sucks.i hate her so much

  46. Anonymous says:

    u cool

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