Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka

December 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana and a Puppy Dog in New York

Miley.

We’ve talked about this.

I need you drinking.

You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.

If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.

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365 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka”

  1. mileyfanage10 says:

    i think its kinda mean you guys are talking about her like that you dont even know her so just try to find a bigger loser than you if you can and make fun of them you rude jerks!!!!!

  2. mileyfanage10 says:

    i think its kinda mean you guys are talking about her like that you dont even know her!! Plus the photos that you see can be photoshopped so just try to find a bigger loser than you (if you can) and make fun of them you rude jerks!!!!!

  3. Cutie_girl 12336 says:

    why r u guys being so mean to her? So what if she has a dog. Besides, if u had half a brain, you would realise that “baggies” of cocain wouldn’t fit up that pup’s ass. So HA!!!

  4. guy3168172641370 says:

    u suck balls miley!!!

  5. dvemtthewsbndrox says:

    dave matthews band is awesome dude!!!!!

  6. Okay, we all know that almost half the things we hear about celebrities theese days are just gossip, and u guys shouldnt judge miley like that. Im not saying that miley is right,(im not a big fan of hers either) but you dont even know her, so just back off until you have reall proof.

  7. Oh, by the way, That dog is adorable!!!!!!!!

  8. hgb says:

    love it!!

  9. mieysookzdik says:

    omg hoo gives a shit sheel end up like britney spears anyway fat and crazy id still defo do both them tho

  10. maysa says:

    ik haat hannah montana ik ben jaloers ik wil dood(L)

  11. amy says:

    hannah montana like your puppy ?

  12. kenia says:

    montana i like you puppy?

  13. kendar says:

    hannah montan i love your puppy ~and my friend she love your puppy i like too?

  14. kendar says:

    my friend side she love your puppy?

  15. kenia says:

    what is your puppy name?

  16. jaine says:

    i love your puppy.and good night?

  17. amy says:

    omg u people are so mean stop i am with everybody else

  18. .... says:

    yall are complete idiots. who the fuck cares about miley. i mean shes just another person like you and me. just she has alot more opertuntities in her life. its her choice with what she does with them. so start worryin about her life and worry about yours

  19. .... says:

    i meant stop worryin about her life

  20. hm says:

    you are guy

  21. kaoun says:

    hn you are so guy and your puppy . guy man

  22. Kat says:

    dude, your a fucking retard, i’m not a hannah montanna or miley cyrus fan but honestly give her a fucking break hes like 15 or 16, and not all celebrities have to be coked out alcoholic whores, so back the fuck off who the hell are you to talk about her like that, and if she finds this shit dude you’d be in serious trouble because i know that she would not stand for this so stfu before you get messed up.

  23. Miley Fucker says:

    i am a Miley fucker because i fucked miley and it felt damn good

  24. deijaindia says:

    hi milley haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. im your favert fan my room is all you bad wall and i have a ur books

  25. deijaindia says:

    hi milley haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. im your favert fan my room is all you bad wall and i have a ur books im in love whit you not no homo i say a your shows ihav all ur mags

  26. puppygirl says:

    back off. shes just a normal person

  27. puppygirl says:

    btw that puppy is adorable!

  28. said said says:

    DUDE! just all leave her alone. you are ruining her life! that is for her to do not you. I personaly hate her but i don’t go around saying she is the lowestform ofentertainment there can be! i mean really guys come on.
    P.S. stop swearing!!!!!

  29. arta says:

    i love hannah

  30. danybel says:

    hi miley you was a good girl in the show from danybel

  31. chavannah says:

    you guys are the worst you shouldn’t by talking about her like that i mean what if people were going on the computer and saying the you are doing drugs and drinking how would that make you feel. and i think you were drunk when you wrote this or you are just natural dumbos and i agree with the said said girl STOP SWEARING!~!~!~!

  32. way do you do these things don’t you have any thing better to do you ass-holes

  33. jailah says:

    i hate u hanna u have the ugliest puppy in the world

  34. ananya says:

    its’s a very cute puppy !

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