Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka
Miley.
We’ve talked about this.
I need you drinking.
You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.
If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.
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December 31st, 2007 at 12:16 am
Hey Beet, it looks as though little miss perfect may have an immature pencil grip. Run with it girl, run.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:32 am
Yum: LOL.
December 31st, 2007 at 2:59 am
ok so just cause she didnt drink,get arrested, or get caught with drugs dosent mean shes not a good celeb. that is the dumbest crap i have ever heard!
December 31st, 2007 at 8:11 am
Stop posting pictures of her. She’s not interesting and not targetting to the demographic of your readers. I usually skip the stuff on her and those Hills people. Seriously, if you don’t post pictures of her, you don’t have to write about her and I would hope to God your readership doesn’t suffer.
December 31st, 2007 at 11:02 am
Yea I have to agree with Cat above, if she aint having anal sex with spencer from the hills, I could give 2 shits about Miley Smiley!!!
December 31st, 2007 at 2:23 pm
YOU GUYS STOP IT! YOU’RE JUST IMMATURE JERKS! SHE IS A GOOD PERSON AND STOP TRYING TO TRASH HER CAREER AND REPUTATION!! EVERYONE WHO SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THE RECIPIENT OF THIS POST IS A LOSER, LOSER, LOSER!!!!!! IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER, GO PICK ON SOME GARBAGE CAN. IT’S ALL YOU CAN AFFORD ANYWAY.
January 1st, 2008 at 2:29 am
You’re the worst author I’ve ever seen ! She’s nice , and you want her to follow the Spears sister’s footstep ? Who said celebrities that haven’t done naughty things can’t be famous ? Look at Angelina Jolie , man !
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
miley cyrus is perfect just the way she is so stfu with ur making fun of her and other starrs
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 am
grrr WTF, why the hell is she carrying around a living thing like it is an accesory,
but hey atleast she isnt like paris or britney and using guys
yet….
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Excuse me, I dont think you should be talking like that about her. She is perfect and needs to be let gone of. ps. this is not miley cyrus, i just like her name so much its awesome.
January 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Billy Ray Cyrus is torture enough, but yeah, I would like to see the downfall of empire Hannah Montana! I just hate that name, whoever thought of the name Hannah Montana is an idiot.
January 7th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Your ssoooo stupid! miley is a sweetheart with a very successful career
!!
January 8th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
hi your puppy cut i wish i can see you becase did get a take becase there sail out
think you
January 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
what have you bane doing i love your shown im you namber 1 fan
January 11th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I THINK SHE’S PREFCET THE SHE IS FOR BEING MILEY CYRUS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS HER
January 15th, 2008 at 1:13 am
dude ur fucking sick. why the hell would you want her to be like all the other fucken retarded celebritys that have bad reputations. I just want you to know that you should stop wishing and hoping that thats gonna happen because miley will NEVER be like that.
January 27th, 2008 at 5:21 am
LEAVE MILEY ALONE TRASHING HER CAREER WONT BE SAD BECAUSE YALL STILL NEED THE MONEY SO YOU SHOULD JUST BACH OFF .
January 27th, 2008 at 5:25 am
JUST BECAUSE MILEY DRANK A LITTLE BIT YOU DONT HAVE TO ACT THAT SELFISH BECAUSE ONE DAY YOUR GONNA BE TREATED THE SAME AS HER. SO YOU MIGHTA WANT TO BACK OFF
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
i feel so bad for her it not like she is taking drougs
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
i feel so bad for her
February 4th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
YOU ALL BETTER LIVE MILEY ALONE CUZ I ADMIRE HER A LOT SHE RULES MY WORLD SO PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
MILEY YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 5th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
UM….. Miley is perfict! And there is nothing wrong with tht!You need to all shut your mouth! I’m a fan and i like the way she sings!
February 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
god damn, you people don’t know the meaning of the world sarcasm anymore. it’s pathetic really
February 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
god damn, you people don’t know the meaning of the word sarcasm anymore. it’s pathetic really
February 11th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
OMG! Your an asshole. seriously. all you miley haters, if you friggin hate her SO much why do you write about her and post pix about her? you know why? CUZ UR JEALOUS. shes beautiful, successful, and rich. I bet you couldn’t even afford a roll off toilet paper! Your fuckin asses. I bet you have no friends and no life. thats y you trash her. You shouldn’t hate her just because everyone else in the world HATES YOU! well. got my thoughts out. Luv ya Miley:) (L) <3
February 11th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Miley has a good head on her shoulders. There always is a possibilty she could turn out like Jamie Lynn, or Lindsay. But I highly doubt it. I mean have you seen her pic thats flooded the internet? Its just a childish teen, trying to have a little fun seeing as how she has to ‘act good’ 24/7. The shot of her in her undies is nothing compared to Vanessa. You should watch out for her. But then again, we all make mistakes.
Tara: Who ever created Hannah Montana is certainly NOT stupid. They’re making millions. And a lot of people like it.
-Melissa [your personal Disney expert]
(14 yrs old)
February 17th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
mileyz a SLUT, her real name isn’t even Miley it’s Destiny. She’s gonna get caught by the copperz and get put in jail.She’s so dumb.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Miley is a bad roll model for little kids and should have been kicked off of Disney Channel for being drunk! She is an imature drunk @$#%
February 19th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I think that dog is soooo cute you peole r nuts if you think it’s ugly.Stupid heads.
February 26th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Hey yall i dont care what you think about my dog he is so cute!!!! And if you know any kids name Travis hes probaly cute so ask him out if your pretty. - LOVE Miley/ Hannah Montanna
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 am
WOW. okay, so who here is sick of seeing/hearing the words HANNAH MONTANA!!! around every damn corner in the US?
ME!
shes a SHITTY actor and shes a crappy role model; shes teaching kids to lead a 2-faced life. so yeah. just wait until she gets older..she’s gonna be a skanky dog-carrying hoebag.
HANNAH MONTANA IS A WASTE OF TIME.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
u no… not every1 is perfect. including miley cyrus. BUT just cuz she isnt doesnt mean she has 2 start drugs and drinking! do u WANT her to die?!?!?!?!?!? drugs kill, dude! plus if she had sex w/ as many diff. guys as most celebs do, then she’d probably get AIDS and end up dying a slow, painful death. HOW CAN NEONE WISH THAT FOR NEONE ELSE! only complete psychomaniacs would wish that upon someone, and then that person has 2b someone they REALLY hate! She’s a normal, but very gifted, human being… she doesnt have 2 act like neone else to fit in.
PS im not exactly a Miley Cyrus fan but i would say this 4 neone, famous or not
PPS i kinda agree w/ Tara about the Hannah Montana name… that’s kinda weird & starting 2 git annoying… plus it rhyms 4 cryin out loud!
PPPS plus, how many of u wish u could take ur dog (or cat, ferret, etc.) every with u? i mean someone who REALLY luvs their animals wishes they could do everything w/ them.
March 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
you stink miley
March 8th, 2008 at 6:44 am
love it
March 8th, 2008 at 6:48 am
LOVE THE PUPPY!!!!!!!I!t is SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!
March 8th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Can’t stand her. She seems so fake. God I hope something bad DOES happen to her then we won’t have to see her face again.
March 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
miley is cool
March 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
emma you can go to hell
March 8th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
bitch
March 11th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Miley sucks ass. The only reason she’s famous is because of her dad. She’s ugly, a bad singer, and a terrible actress. I know what all of you are thinking; “She’s not a bad singer!” Well FYI, THAT IS NOT HER VOICE. That is what you call a computer editing her voice to make it sound relatively ok. As for being a good or bad person, I have no idea. No one here even has the grounds to say if she’s a good or bad person because YOU HAVEN’T MET HER. You can’t just tell if she’s nice or mean from interviews or videos or even seeing her ‘live’. So I’m not going to say anything about her character, but anyone who says that they love Miley and thinks that they are such fucking good people, if you’re such a good person, WHY ARE YOU ON THIS SITE? That doesn’t need any explaining. I’ll admit it, I’m not a perfect person, but neither is she.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Oh, and P.S. I do have friends, and to whoever said that people who don’t like Miley are poor, that was the worst attempt at an insult I have ever seen.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
umm whoever does this web site is freakin retarded and doesnt have any life… seriously grow up a little fag…
March 15th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I don’t know much about
Miley i really don’t like her
but i think that she has become
a great person whit some stupid mistakes
but she has gone so far
soo stop talking shit
about someone that is not like
Britney Spears or
Lindsay Lohan
JUST STOP
and mind your own busines.
March 15th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
This is how Miley Cyrus got on TV:
I have a friend who tried out for the role of Hannah Montana on Disney Channel and they told her that they would give Miley Cyrus the role of Hannah Montana if Billy Ray agreed to play the part of the dad on TV.
Thats the truth folks! She did NOT get in because of her so-called “talent.”
And please if you have anything negative to say about this, then please; if you can’t handle the truth, then deal!
March 15th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
LMFAO! It’s a proud day when both my daughters under 12 can recognize Miley’s lack of talent… The industry has become such a joke. I won’t be sharing your content with my kids but thanks for the laugh!!
March 17th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
i love hannah montana
March 17th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
hanah is a disgrace all she thinks about is boys and fashion never school or family. she makes out with a guy in pretty much every single show or episode.
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
nobody is like miley because nobody with a smart brain(over age of 12) wants to be miley
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
what a fucking slutt!!!!!!!1
March 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am
LEAVE MILEY ALONE! WTF R U DOIN LEAVIN HORRIBLE MESSAGES 2 HER?? IF U DUN LYK HER JUST IGNORE HER! DUH! THICK ASSES
March 25th, 2008 at 5:42 am
what a fucking ugly slut!!!!!!!!! im sorry but i dont speak hill billy!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 5:42 am
sup
March 25th, 2008 at 11:26 am
who ever thinks miley is stupid thay are
cause she rocks
call’8035537407
April 1st, 2008 at 7:13 am
actually she does seem really trashed lately and it worries me look @ her youtube vid titled ‘never let you go’. shes totally wasted and mandy leans over twice like shes snorting sumthin…around mid video and again @ end right b4 mileys mom comes home @which point she guiltily pulls the cam & sumthin else 2wards them. look how mandy looks guilty as she cuts her glance down 2wards whatever it is. no1 seems 2 notice this like theyre blind 2 her doin anything bad…but its obvious and im worried 4her.
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
hey Miley/Hannah i’m a boy from germany. You are so great and so hot and my question is can you send a cool pic from you? wride the answere on this side please by sweet heart!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:34 am
shes the best so shut up i luv u hannah aka miley
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April 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
she is so awsome she rules she is the best if any people dont like her that is their opinion.SO SHUT UP ABOUT HER
April 8th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Hannah montana I love her
April 12th, 2008 at 7:59 am
yo miley cyrus is great!If u dont like her then just back off ok.SHES ansome and i think u r just jealus!BACK OF OK SHES HANNAH MONTANA AND SHE ROCKS IN HER SHOW WHY DONT U STAR A TALK SHOW AND CALL IT ALL MILEY CYRUS HATERS AND ONLY 1 PERSON IS GOING 2 WATCH IT! THE REST OF US WILL BE WATCING HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!!!!….LOVE U MILEY!
April 12th, 2008 at 8:02 am
HEY!WATCH IT. MILEY IS A SWEET GIRL!AND IF U DONT LIKE HER THEN BE A JEALUS FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MILEY CYRUS IS ANWSOME!!!!!LOVE U MILEY
April 14th, 2008 at 7:16 am
hey!stop being soooooo mean!miley is a great person and stop making up lize about her ok!SO SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!! LIKE 1432654387659 PEOPLE LOVE HER AND ONLY 4 PEOPLE HATE HER! AND INSTED OF SAYING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT MILEY CYRUS{IM TALKING ABOUT MILEY HATERS}JUST CEEP IT 2 YOUR SELF OK OR US MILEY LOVERS R GOING 2 RITE A LITTLE MORE ABOUT HOW WE HATE MILEY HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!………….LOVE YOU MILEY
April 14th, 2008 at 7:18 am
I LOVE MILEY!!!!!AND WHO EVER SAID MILEY IS A ***** #### IS GOING 2 BE A BUTT HOLE!!!!!!!!!
April 16th, 2008 at 3:36 am
it is bad haw you say thins about her and her puppy say nice things about her or just stay of the site xoxo
April 18th, 2008 at 8:02 am
oh my gees !!!!!! UR STUPID!!!!!!!! y miley???? y hur???? u guys just dont have life so u want 2 ruin hers but guess wut she has more important things like hur fans look how many people r standing up 4 hur so if u try 2 ruin hur ur just hurting ur self by da way miley u have 2 remember dat i luv u n i alwaiz will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:10 am
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April 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
what the fuck is wrong with that girls smile she looks stupid as shit
April 28th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Miley Luv Ya!!
Hey yall!!
you are so stupiddddddd…miley is the best!
LuV MiLeZ!YeAh!!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
are you having a baby.
i am you #1 fan i love your song your the best
April 28th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
miley dont go into per presure look what it did to britney everyone use to love her but now hey hate her because she does drugs and shaved her head. miley people love you dont mess it up. i am ten and i love you please dont let yuor fans down
April 29th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
You should not have posed those pics even though you said sorry and I heard that your parents were there too. You posed pics with ur dad too I heard. Everyone is turning into Britney Spears, even you and ur only 15. You also disappointed all ur disney fans. You better fix it or else lots of people will hate you. But thats just my oppinion. Well whatever thats ur life not mine.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:45 am
hey yall u people that hate me why dont u gust back off.p.s i love you people who love me i hope u come to my concert
May 1st, 2008 at 5:17 pm
u are all stupid! u f*** she is perfect . a role model ff**** u bi***ches
May 4th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
your puppy are so cute. i have one just like it.
May 4th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
that sure it a cute puppy.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
hanna montana I LOVE YOU YES BAY
May 6th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
TRUE FRIEND I LOVE
May 6th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
(L)
May 8th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
She was just signing the dog’s harness ppl!
May 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I think that photo was when i was at a concert in Virginia. I was just signing that person’s dog. I am a doglover!
May 8th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Hi this is Kelly. i just wanna say that I LOVE Reid Barden! I’m putting this on here because I know he will never read this unless he is some crazed Hannah montana fan unlike me. Sooo I Heart Reid!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
GUYSSS!
if u say miley is a shit or whatever insult than ur RETARD!
I KNOW HER(WELL A BIT)AND KNOW HER WEBSITE(www.smileyy23.piczo.com)
AND PEOPLE EVERY1 MAKES MISTAKES
SHES A NORMAL TEEN JUST LIKE YOU GUYS!
AND ITS NOT LIKE YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT2!
SO LEAVE MILEYY ALONE SHE DIDNT SAY
ANYTHING BAD TO U SO DONT TELL ANYTHING
BAD ABOUT HER.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
hannah montana’s fucking gay. her slut ass needs to be cut.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
one more thing… does her recent maxim photoshoot count?
she’s a fucking WHORE.