Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka
December 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Miley.
We’ve talked about this.
I need you drinking.
You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.
If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.
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i think its kinda mean you guys are talking about her like that you dont even know her so just try to find a bigger loser than you if you can and make fun of them you rude jerks!!!!!
i think its kinda mean you guys are talking about her like that you dont even know her!! Plus the photos that you see can be photoshopped so just try to find a bigger loser than you (if you can) and make fun of them you rude jerks!!!!!
why r u guys being so mean to her? So what if she has a dog. Besides, if u had half a brain, you would realise that “baggies” of cocain wouldn’t fit up that pup’s ass. So HA!!!
u suck balls miley!!!
dave matthews band is awesome dude!!!!!
Okay, we all know that almost half the things we hear about celebrities theese days are just gossip, and u guys shouldnt judge miley like that. Im not saying that miley is right,(im not a big fan of hers either) but you dont even know her, so just back off until you have reall proof.
Oh, by the way, That dog is adorable!!!!!!!!
thats mean u cant talk to her that way you suck
love it!!
omg hoo gives a shit sheel end up like britney spears anyway fat and crazy id still defo do both them tho
ik haat hannah montana ik ben jaloers ik wil dood(L)
hannah montana like your puppy ?
montana i like you puppy?
hannah montan i love your puppy ~and my friend she love your puppy i like too?
my friend side she love your puppy?
what is your puppy name?
i love your puppy.and good night?
omg u people are so mean stop i am with everybody else
yall are complete idiots. who the fuck cares about miley. i mean shes just another person like you and me. just she has alot more opertuntities in her life. its her choice with what she does with them. so start worryin about her life and worry about yours
I FUCKED MILEY
i meant stop worryin about her life
you are guy
hn you are so guy and your puppy . guy man
dude, your a fucking retard, i’m not a hannah montanna or miley cyrus fan but honestly give her a fucking break hes like 15 or 16, and not all celebrities have to be coked out alcoholic whores, so back the fuck off who the hell are you to talk about her like that, and if she finds this shit dude you’d be in serious trouble because i know that she would not stand for this so stfu before you get messed up.
i am a Miley fucker because i fucked miley and it felt damn good
love ur puppy
hi milley haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. im your favert fan my room is all you bad wall and i have a ur books
hi milley haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. im your favert fan my room is all you bad wall and i have a ur books im in love whit you not no homo i say a your shows ihav all ur mags
back off. shes just a normal person
btw that puppy is adorable!
DUDE! just all leave her alone. you are ruining her life! that is for her to do not you. I personaly hate her but i don’t go around saying she is the lowestform ofentertainment there can be! i mean really guys come on.
P.S. stop swearing!!!!!
i love hannah
hi miley you was a good girl in the show from danybel
you guys are the worst you shouldn’t by talking about her like that i mean what if people were going on the computer and saying the you are doing drugs and drinking how would that make you feel. and i think you were drunk when you wrote this or you are just natural dumbos and i agree with the said said girl STOP SWEARING!~!~!~!
way do you do these things don’t you have any thing better to do you ass-holes
i hate u hanna u have the ugliest puppy in the world
excuse me ! how can you tell Hannah Montana like this ? She is my favourite superstar .
its’s a very cute puppy !