Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka
December 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Miley.
We’ve talked about this.
I need you drinking.
You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.
If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.
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i think its kinda mean you guys are talking about her like that you dont even know her so just try to find a bigger loser than you if you can and make fun of them you rude jerks!!!!!
i think its kinda mean you guys are talking about her like that you dont even know her!! Plus the photos that you see can be photoshopped so just try to find a bigger loser than you (if you can) and make fun of them you rude jerks!!!!!
why r u guys being so mean to her? So what if she has a dog. Besides, if u had half a brain, you would realise that “baggies” of cocain wouldn’t fit up that pup’s ass. So HA!!!
u suck balls miley!!!
dave matthews band is awesome dude!!!!!
Okay, we all know that almost half the things we hear about celebrities theese days are just gossip, and u guys shouldnt judge miley like that. Im not saying that miley is right,(im not a big fan of hers either) but you dont even know her, so just back off until you have reall proof.
Oh, by the way, That dog is adorable!!!!!!!!
love it!!
omg hoo gives a shit sheel end up like britney spears anyway fat and crazy id still defo do both them tho
ik haat hannah montana ik ben jaloers ik wil dood(L)
hannah montana like your puppy ?
montana i like you puppy?
hannah montan i love your puppy ~and my friend she love your puppy i like too?
my friend side she love your puppy?
what is your puppy name?
i love your puppy.and good night?
omg u people are so mean stop i am with everybody else
yall are complete idiots. who the fuck cares about miley. i mean shes just another person like you and me. just she has alot more opertuntities in her life. its her choice with what she does with them. so start worryin about her life and worry about yours
i meant stop worryin about her life