Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka



Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana and a Puppy Dog in New York

Miley.

We’ve talked about this.

I need you drinking.

You sure as hell better be stuffing baggies of cocaine up that dog’s asshole so you can take them on the airplane. Otherwise I’m gonna give you a serious whooping.

If you’re gonna stick around, sweetie, you need to get interesting. This Hannah Montana shit is only gonna take you so far.

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83 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Has a Goddamn Puppy In Her Hands Instead of a Fifth of Vodka”

  1. Yum Says:

    Hey Beet, it looks as though little miss perfect may have an immature pencil grip. Run with it girl, run.

  2. Evil Beet Says:

    Yum: LOL.

  3. robin~knows~best! Says:

    ok so just cause she didnt drink,get arrested, or get caught with drugs dosent mean shes not a good celeb. that is the dumbest crap i have ever heard!

  4. Persistent Cat Says:

    Stop posting pictures of her. She’s not interesting and not targetting to the demographic of your readers. I usually skip the stuff on her and those Hills people. Seriously, if you don’t post pictures of her, you don’t have to write about her and I would hope to God your readership doesn’t suffer.

  5. Aurora Says:

    Yea I have to agree with Cat above, if she aint having anal sex with spencer from the hills, I could give 2 shits about Miley Smiley!!!

  6. LeaveHerAlone!! Says:

    YOU GUYS STOP IT! YOU’RE JUST IMMATURE JERKS! SHE IS A GOOD PERSON AND STOP TRYING TO TRASH HER CAREER AND REPUTATION!! EVERYONE WHO SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THE RECIPIENT OF THIS POST IS A LOSER, LOSER, LOSER!!!!!! IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER, GO PICK ON SOME GARBAGE CAN. IT’S ALL YOU CAN AFFORD ANYWAY.

  7. Shut Up ! Says:

    You’re the worst author I’ve ever seen ! She’s nice , and you want her to follow the Spears sister’s footstep ? Who said celebrities that haven’t done naughty things can’t be famous ? Look at Angelina Jolie , man !

  8. courtney Says:

    miley cyrus is perfect just the way she is so stfu with ur making fun of her and other starrs

  9. Tamara Says:

    grrr WTF, why the hell is she carrying around a living thing like it is an accesory,

    but hey atleast she isnt like paris or britney and using guys

    yet….

  10. Miley Cyrus Says:

    Excuse me, I dont think you should be talking like that about her. She is perfect and needs to be let gone of. ps. this is not miley cyrus, i just like her name so much its awesome.

  11. Tara Says:

    Billy Ray Cyrus is torture enough, but yeah, I would like to see the downfall of empire Hannah Montana! I just hate that name, whoever thought of the name Hannah Montana is an idiot.

  12. gracie Says:

    Your ssoooo stupid! miley is a sweetheart with a very successful career
    !!

  13. taylor lutz Says:

    hi your puppy cut i wish i can see you becase did get a take becase there sail out
    think you

  14. taylor lutz Says:

    what have you bane doing i love your shown im you namber 1 fan

  15. BRE Says:

    I THINK SHE’S PREFCET THE SHE IS FOR BEING MILEY CYRUS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS HER

  16. miley fansite 101 Says:

    dude ur fucking sick. why the hell would you want her to be like all the other fucken retarded celebritys that have bad reputations. I just want you to know that you should stop wishing and hoping that thats gonna happen because miley will NEVER be like that.

  17. Makayla Says:

    LEAVE MILEY ALONE TRASHING HER CAREER WONT BE SAD BECAUSE YALL STILL NEED THE MONEY SO YOU SHOULD JUST BACH OFF .

  18. Makayla Says:

    JUST BECAUSE MILEY DRANK A LITTLE BIT YOU DONT HAVE TO ACT THAT SELFISH BECAUSE ONE DAY YOUR GONNA BE TREATED THE SAME AS HER. SO YOU MIGHTA WANT TO BACK OFF

  19. mike Says:

    i feel so bad for her it not like she is taking drougs

  20. mike Says:

    i feel so bad for her

  21. tiny Says:

    YOU ALL BETTER LIVE MILEY ALONE CUZ I ADMIRE HER A LOT SHE RULES MY WORLD SO PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

    MILEY YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Shianne maire Says:

    UM….. Miley is perfict! And there is nothing wrong with tht!You need to all shut your mouth! I’m a fan and i like the way she sings!

  23. some guy Says:

    god damn, you people don’t know the meaning of the world sarcasm anymore. it’s pathetic really

  24. some guy Says:

    god damn, you people don’t know the meaning of the word sarcasm anymore. it’s pathetic really

  25. MileyFan009 Says:

    OMG! Your an asshole. seriously. all you miley haters, if you friggin hate her SO much why do you write about her and post pix about her? you know why? CUZ UR JEALOUS. shes beautiful, successful, and rich. I bet you couldn’t even afford a roll off toilet paper! Your fuckin asses. I bet you have no friends and no life. thats y you trash her. You shouldn’t hate her just because everyone else in the world HATES YOU! well. got my thoughts out. Luv ya Miley:) (L) <3

  26. Melissa [your personal Disney expert] Says:

    Miley has a good head on her shoulders. There always is a possibilty she could turn out like Jamie Lynn, or Lindsay. But I highly doubt it. I mean have you seen her pic thats flooded the internet? Its just a childish teen, trying to have a little fun seeing as how she has to ‘act good’ 24/7. The shot of her in her undies is nothing compared to Vanessa. You should watch out for her. But then again, we all make mistakes.

    Tara: Who ever created Hannah Montana is certainly NOT stupid. They’re making millions. And a lot of people like it.

    -Melissa [your personal Disney expert]
    (14 yrs old)

  27. sMART cHIC Says:

    mileyz a SLUT, her real name isn’t even Miley it’s Destiny. She’s gonna get caught by the copperz and get put in jail.She’s so dumb.

  28. no mo ho Says:

    Miley is a bad roll model for little kids and should have been kicked off of Disney Channel for being drunk! She is an imature drunk @$#%

  29. #1 FAN Says:

    I think that dog is soooo cute you peole r nuts if you think it’s ugly.Stupid heads.

  30. Miley Says:

    Hey yall i dont care what you think about my dog he is so cute!!!! And if you know any kids name Travis hes probaly cute so ask him out if your pretty. - LOVE Miley/ Hannah Montanna

  31. I hate haanaaah. Says:

    WOW. okay, so who here is sick of seeing/hearing the words HANNAH MONTANA!!! around every damn corner in the US?
    ME!

    shes a SHITTY actor and shes a crappy role model; shes teaching kids to lead a 2-faced life. so yeah. just wait until she gets older..she’s gonna be a skanky dog-carrying hoebag.

    HANNAH MONTANA IS A WASTE OF TIME.

  32. Ariel R Says:

    u no… not every1 is perfect. including miley cyrus. BUT just cuz she isnt doesnt mean she has 2 start drugs and drinking! do u WANT her to die?!?!?!?!?!? drugs kill, dude! plus if she had sex w/ as many diff. guys as most celebs do, then she’d probably get AIDS and end up dying a slow, painful death. HOW CAN NEONE WISH THAT FOR NEONE ELSE! only complete psychomaniacs would wish that upon someone, and then that person has 2b someone they REALLY hate! She’s a normal, but very gifted, human being… she doesnt have 2 act like neone else to fit in.
    PS im not exactly a Miley Cyrus fan but i would say this 4 neone, famous or not
    PPS i kinda agree w/ Tara about the Hannah Montana name… that’s kinda weird & starting 2 git annoying… plus it rhyms 4 cryin out loud!
    PPPS plus, how many of u wish u could take ur dog (or cat, ferret, etc.) every with u? i mean someone who REALLY luvs their animals wishes they could do everything w/ them.

  33. Miley sucks Says:

    you stink miley

  34. Erin Says:

    love it

  35. Erin Says:

    LOVE THE PUPPY!!!!!!!I!t is SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!

  36. emma Says:

    Can’t stand her. She seems so fake. God I hope something bad DOES happen to her then we won’t have to see her face again.

  37. cave man Says:

    miley is cool

  38. cave man Says:

    emma you can go to hell

  39. cave man Says:

    bitch

  40. Emily Says:

    Miley sucks ass. The only reason she’s famous is because of her dad. She’s ugly, a bad singer, and a terrible actress. I know what all of you are thinking; “She’s not a bad singer!” Well FYI, THAT IS NOT HER VOICE. That is what you call a computer editing her voice to make it sound relatively ok. As for being a good or bad person, I have no idea. No one here even has the grounds to say if she’s a good or bad person because YOU HAVEN’T MET HER. You can’t just tell if she’s nice or mean from interviews or videos or even seeing her ‘live’. So I’m not going to say anything about her character, but anyone who says that they love Miley and thinks that they are such fucking good people, if you’re such a good person, WHY ARE YOU ON THIS SITE? That doesn’t need any explaining. I’ll admit it, I’m not a perfect person, but neither is she.

  41. Emily Says:

    Oh, and P.S. I do have friends, and to whoever said that people who don’t like Miley are poor, that was the worst attempt at an insult I have ever seen.

  42. stephanie Says:

    umm whoever does this web site is freakin retarded and doesnt have any life… seriously grow up a little fag…

  43. Selena Says:

    I don’t know much about
    Miley i really don’t like her
    but i think that she has become
    a great person whit some stupid mistakes
    but she has gone so far
    soo stop talking shit
    about someone that is not like
    Britney Spears or
    Lindsay Lohan
    JUST STOP
    and mind your own busines.

  44. Sabrina Fairchild Says:

    This is how Miley Cyrus got on TV:
    I have a friend who tried out for the role of Hannah Montana on Disney Channel and they told her that they would give Miley Cyrus the role of Hannah Montana if Billy Ray agreed to play the part of the dad on TV.
    Thats the truth folks! She did NOT get in because of her so-called “talent.”
    And please if you have anything negative to say about this, then please; if you can’t handle the truth, then deal!

  45. Ack Says:

    LMFAO! It’s a proud day when both my daughters under 12 can recognize Miley’s lack of talent… The industry has become such a joke. I won’t be sharing your content with my kids but thanks for the laugh!!

  46. taylor Says:

    i love hannah montana

  47. roka Says:

    hanah is a disgrace all she thinks about is boys and fashion never school or family. she makes out with a guy in pretty much every single show or episode.

  48. c Says:

    nobody is like miley because nobody with a smart brain(over age of 12) wants to be miley

  49. ok fuck get a grip Says:

    what a fucking slutt!!!!!!!1

  50. FUCC OFF Says:

    LEAVE MILEY ALONE! WTF R U DOIN LEAVIN HORRIBLE MESSAGES 2 HER?? IF U DUN LYK HER JUST IGNORE HER! DUH! THICK ASSES

  51. ok fuck Says:

    what a fucking ugly slut!!!!!!!!! im sorry but i dont speak hill billy!!!

  52. sup Says:

    sup

  53. sadie Says:

    who ever thinks miley is stupid thay are

    cause she rocks

    call’8035537407

  54. just moi Says:

    actually she does seem really trashed lately and it worries me look @ her youtube vid titled ‘never let you go’. shes totally wasted and mandy leans over twice like shes snorting sumthin…around mid video and again @ end right b4 mileys mom comes home @which point she guiltily pulls the cam & sumthin else 2wards them. look how mandy looks guilty as she cuts her glance down 2wards whatever it is. no1 seems 2 notice this like theyre blind 2 her doin anything bad…but its obvious and im worried 4her.

  55. chrisi Says:

    hey Miley/Hannah i’m a boy from germany. You are so great and so hot and my question is can you send a cool pic from you? wride the answere on this side please by sweet heart!!!

  56. cool dude Says:

    shes the best so shut up i luv u hannah aka miley

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  57. nicole50006 Says:

    she is so awsome she rules she is the best if any people dont like her that is their opinion.SO SHUT UP ABOUT HER

  58. nicole50006 Says:

    Hannah montana I love her

  59. number 1 fanoo44 Says:

    yo miley cyrus is great!If u dont like her then just back off ok.SHES ansome and i think u r just jealus!BACK OF OK SHES HANNAH MONTANA AND SHE ROCKS IN HER SHOW WHY DONT U STAR A TALK SHOW AND CALL IT ALL MILEY CYRUS HATERS AND ONLY 1 PERSON IS GOING 2 WATCH IT! THE REST OF US WILL BE WATCING HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!!!!….LOVE U MILEY!

  60. LILLY123 Says:

    HEY!WATCH IT. MILEY IS A SWEET GIRL!AND IF U DONT LIKE HER THEN BE A JEALUS FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MILEY CYRUS IS ANWSOME!!!!!LOVE U MILEY

  61. hailly0987 Says:

    hey!stop being soooooo mean!miley is a great person and stop making up lize about her ok!SO SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!! LIKE 1432654387659 PEOPLE LOVE HER AND ONLY 4 PEOPLE HATE HER! AND INSTED OF SAYING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT MILEY CYRUS{IM TALKING ABOUT MILEY HATERS}JUST CEEP IT 2 YOUR SELF OK OR US MILEY LOVERS R GOING 2 RITE A LITTLE MORE ABOUT HOW WE HATE MILEY HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!………….LOVE YOU MILEY

  62. GOOGLEGIRL Says:

    I LOVE MILEY!!!!!AND WHO EVER SAID MILEY IS A ***** #### IS GOING 2 BE A BUTT HOLE!!!!!!!!!

  63. melanie Says:

    it is bad haw you say thins about her and her puppy say nice things about her or just stay of the site xoxo

  64. miely fan #1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says:

    oh my gees !!!!!! UR STUPID!!!!!!!! y miley???? y hur???? u guys just dont have life so u want 2 ruin hers but guess wut she has more important things like hur fans look how many people r standing up 4 hur so if u try 2 ruin hur ur just hurting ur self by da way miley u have 2 remember dat i luv u n i alwaiz will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. miely fan #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says:

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  66. alester Says:

    what the fuck is wrong with that girls smile she looks stupid as shit

  67. Julyz Says:

    Miley Luv Ya!!
    Hey yall!!
    you are so stupiddddddd…miley is the best!

    LuV MiLeZ!YeAh!!!!

  68. iesha Says:

    are you having a baby.
    i am you #1 fan i love your song your the best

  69. jenna Says:

    miley dont go into per presure look what it did to britney everyone use to love her but now hey hate her because she does drugs and shaved her head. miley people love you dont mess it up. i am ten and i love you please dont let yuor fans down

  70. she suckz Says:

    You should not have posed those pics even though you said sorry and I heard that your parents were there too. You posed pics with ur dad too I heard. Everyone is turning into Britney Spears, even you and ur only 15. You also disappointed all ur disney fans. You better fix it or else lots of people will hate you. But thats just my oppinion. Well whatever thats ur life not mine.

  71. miley Says:

    hey yall u people that hate me why dont u gust back off.p.s i love you people who love me i hope u come to my concert

  72. iaoetp Says:

    u are all stupid! u f*** she is perfect . a role model ff**** u bi***ches

  73. leanh Says:

    your puppy are so cute. i have one just like it.

  74. thao tho Says:

    that sure it a cute puppy.

  75. sthepany Says:

    hanna montana I LOVE YOU YES BAY

  76. sthepany Says:

    TRUE FRIEND I LOVE ;)

  77. sthepany Says:

    (L)

  78. LuLu Says:

    She was just signing the dog’s harness ppl!

  79. Miley Says:

    I think that photo was when i was at a concert in Virginia. I was just signing that person’s dog. I am a doglover!

  80. Kelly Thimsen Says:

    Hi this is Kelly. i just wanna say that I LOVE Reid Barden! I’m putting this on here because I know he will never read this unless he is some crazed Hannah montana fan unlike me. Sooo I Heart Reid!

  81. LISAAA Says:

    GUYSSS!
    if u say miley is a shit or whatever insult than ur RETARD!
    I KNOW HER(WELL A BIT)AND KNOW HER WEBSITE(www.smileyy23.piczo.com)
    AND PEOPLE EVERY1 MAKES MISTAKES
    SHES A NORMAL TEEN JUST LIKE YOU GUYS!
    AND ITS NOT LIKE YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT2!
    SO LEAVE MILEYY ALONE SHE DIDNT SAY
    ANYTHING BAD TO U SO DONT TELL ANYTHING
    BAD ABOUT HER.

  82. taylor Says:

    hannah montana’s fucking gay. her slut ass needs to be cut.

  83. taylor Says:

    one more thing… does her recent maxim photoshoot count?
    she’s a fucking WHORE.

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