Jimmy Fallon Marries Fat-Arms
December 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
My asshole boyfriend married Fat-Arms on Necker Island in the Caribbean this weekend. The two got engaged in August, much to my dismay.
Normally I’d take this opportunity to go on a cute little rant about Fat-Arms and her fat arms and how Jimmy Fallon should be mine but I’m just too depressed right now to even do that.
Will I never get the guy?
Before you leave a comment, please make sure you've read our Guide to Commenting. It could save you a great deal of embarrassment.
By having Christian Bale knock on the closet door nude.