Robert Downey Jr. Has a Cool Murse
December 29th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Okay, look, I thought he was sober these days. But you have to be pretty fucking high to wear that thing as a straight man.
Bob Downey and his wife Susan had dinner with Matt Damon and his stupid unfamous wife-who-should-have-been-me, Luciana Boring-oso, at Quattro Gastronomia Italiana Restaurant in Miami.
I would not want to eat at that place. “Quattro Gastronomia” sounds like an intestinal disease, not a restaurant. Here it is used in a sentence: I hope Luciana Boring-oso gets quattro gastronomia and has to be hospitalized for the rest of her life, so Matt Damon can be mine.
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December 29th, 2007 at 3:00 am
Quote from Matt Damon:
“What I want to do is a character-driven porn movie. It’s all going to be about characters, and the porn’s gonna grow all out of the character’s and it’s going to serve as character development.”
I could write, produce, shoot, edit, box, sell, and make this work. Call me Matt.
On Poor Roberto:
By that look on his head, I bet he wasn’t expecting pictures. His right hand, I think, gives it away.
December 29th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Bitter, thy name is Evil Beet.
Italians are better lovers, and Matt has figured that out. So there!
December 29th, 2007 at 10:56 am
She’s not italian, she’s from argentina….
December 29th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
He should be with me!!!!
I love him…..
December 29th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Matt Damon’s wife is gorgeous….stop being so bitter
December 31st, 2007 at 4:16 am
I’m not convinced that Robert Downey Jr IS entirely straight, so the bag is probably not an indication that he’s not sober…
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 am
Imt.. are you drunk??!! She needs to get her fugly ass to a plastic surgeon.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Argentina is a country where many, many people are of Italian ancestry.