Okay, I Think It’s About Time Someone Explained to My Ass Who These Jonas Brothers Are
December 28th, 2007 by Evil Beet
The Great White Underage Hope, Miley Cyrus, has reportedly broken up with one of these Jonas Brothers kids. I guess they were secretly dating, and now they’re not-so-secretly breaking up.
I’ve been ignoring these kids for as long as they’ve been on the scene, because, you know, I’m too old and crotchety to care about dudes I can’t legally bang, but Miley is my hope for the future of this blog. If Lindsay stays sober, Paris stays pleasant and Britney dies, I need Miley to be fucking up. So I’ve started following her closely.
So who are these boys??? Why are they so famous??? Someone explain please.
And when is Wilmer Valderrama gonna step up and start dating Miley? Isn’t it, like, his whole job now to bang the underage starlets? DO YOUR THING, Wilmer!
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You guys are all seriously pathetic for making fun of the Jonas Brothers and Miley! Get a life and grow up! You are tearing them down on the internet because it is easy, and secritive. It is way easier for you low-lives to criticize them, then to do the amazing work they have accomplished! They rock!!! ♥
P.S – I love you Nick!!!
HI i think that the Jonas Brothers are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you HANNAH MONTANA you are the best the JONAS BROTHERS ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE THEN THAT I LOVE YOU JONAS BROTHERS AND HANNAH MONTANA YOU ARE THE BEST SINGER BOTH OF YOU THAT MEANS HANNAH MONTANA AND THE JONAS BROTHERS YOU ARE THE BEST I WISH I COULD MEET YOU ONE DAY BUT I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WILL HAPPEN BUT WE WILL SEE HOW OLD ARE YOU HANNAH AND HOW OLD ARE YOU JONAS BROTHERS I’M 13 IF YOU WERE WONDERING I HAVE GOT A BIG CRUSH ON YOU THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CARLY KENNEDY
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
The Jonas Brothers Are HOT :)
Nick Went Out With Miley Cyrus.
He Is By FAR The Best Singer In The Group.
And The Hottest.
Joe Jonas Is Also Pretty Hot.
Kevin Dos’nt Really Sing,
But He Is A Good Guitar Player.
;D
miley is an asholl and nick is to for dating her
milley is cool
u look hot as.
init like
nick jonas if you see this i am in LOVE WITH YOU my name is sydney kendra kring.I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaahhhhhhhh ii really like your song Hannah i really want to mga scream de aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i lv u k cu tra
reply soon plz x.x.x
I think Joe Jonas is cutest than Nick.joe is very lovely
do you love sex?i love when boys touch my sex and i say”oh yeeess it’s goood i loove it an an!!”and you what do you say?my boyfriend push and push and push.we do it 2hours per day
i love kevin jonas as you can probably tell from the name.miley was secretly dating nick who is 16 and he is the youngest one with the fizzy hair{ewww}. i HATE nick jonas !!!!!
Nick Jonas is sooooooooooooooo cute! but Miley has shown her boobs so
she’s not that cool. If I could ever see Nick Jonas I would say
“I LOVE YOU”
ok.Miley is still cool but Nick looks so nice and quiet. Miley should
be way more cool like Nick!
I love Miley Cyrus. She is so cool…and her dad is cool, too.
all you people need to shut the F@$k up god dame
I think that the jo bro’s are the greatest band ever and a close second is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Any one who says they suck are just jealous because they can’t be who they are. FYI They can’t leave the house without being followed by the papperazzi so don’t call them spoiled brats. Just shut up and leave them alone they are still human beings and deserve our respect. They also reserve the right to date whoever they want so LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! =)
okay i made a list – they cant sing, and when they try, it kills my ears
– they r not even brothers
– non of them never even kissed miley cyrus and non of them ever will
– AND FINALY:
THEY ARE SOOOOO GAYYYYYYY
PS: i wish i could have the chance to kick their FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSS
i,love you jonas brothers and miley cyrussssssssssssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!*********
I loveee youu milley Cyrus I like to to youu girl its my baby
hi….!! well,, i don’t really knoe who miley cyrus REALLY IS,, so i don’t hav the ryt to judge her…. but if the pictures of her naked or almost naked are true,,, then,,,, she’s not a good model for us youngsters… but if the pics were fake,, then fuck the person who faked it..!!!!!!!!
but really,,,, the jonas brothers and miley cyrus are just doing their jobs………. it’s not ryt to go INTO their personal lives,, but it’s not also ryt if we leave them alone…. let’s just support them if we want…. besides,, we are not in the position to judge other people we don’t really know………
P.S.. i’m not a fan of miley or the jonas bro’s…
happy christmas…….merry new year..!
nick you are an idiot
i love mileyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the jonas brothers…forever!!!!!!
Pathetic.
look everyone who wrote a comment some of u wrote good things and some of u bad things
u cant judge wether they r cool or not so if u said any word about my jonas brothers then u urself ur not cool cuz we have 2 respect pple.. before i used to hate miley cyrus but then i found out that u cnt talk about other pple if u dnt knw them she is still a human being but am not a fan of miley cyrus but I AM THE LARGEST FAN OF THE JONAS BROTHERS AND DEMI LOVATO AND SELENA GOMEZ soo plz mind ur own business all who talk about them cuz they wanna live their own life………………..
P.S : i hate 2 be rude but u made me say these words frm ur comments
OK. THESE GUYS ARE FAGS. THEY ARE LITTLE PUPPETS THAT THEIR RECORD LABEL USES TO GET RICH, I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEY DONT EVEN WRITE THIER OWN SHIT. FUCK THE JONAS BROTHER PUSSIES, I LEAVE FOR IRAQ IN TWO DAYS TO SERVE MY COUNTRY, WHILE THESE FAGGOTS PRANCE AROUND ON STAGE AND PRETEND THEIR MUSIC AND LIFESTYLE IS VITAL TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE. HAHAHAHA I WISH I COULD FUCKING DECAPITATE THESE FAIRYS AND SHIT ON THEIR SOUL.
OH AND MRS NICK JONAS,, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU WILL NEVER GET TO SUCK THEIR DICK LIKE YOU OBVIOUSLY DO ON THIS SITE… SOOOOO U CAN SUCK MINE!!!!