Okay, I Think It’s About Time Someone Explained to My Ass Who These Jonas Brothers Are
December 28th, 2007 by Evil Beet
The Great White Underage Hope, Miley Cyrus, has reportedly broken up with one of these Jonas Brothers kids. I guess they were secretly dating, and now they’re not-so-secretly breaking up.
I’ve been ignoring these kids for as long as they’ve been on the scene, because, you know, I’m too old and crotchety to care about dudes I can’t legally bang, but Miley is my hope for the future of this blog. If Lindsay stays sober, Paris stays pleasant and Britney dies, I need Miley to be fucking up. So I’ve started following her closely.
So who are these boys??? Why are they so famous??? Someone explain please.
And when is Wilmer Valderrama gonna step up and start dating Miley? Isn’t it, like, his whole job now to bang the underage starlets? DO YOUR THING, Wilmer!
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can you guys stop taling smack about her
u know what??????????? i dont want to be hannah montana anymore. i’m telling everyone on fox t.v in3 more days. hannah montana is stupied.
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I love the Jonas Brothers and I don’t like Hannah aka Miley, but I won’t swear or curse, I’ll just keep my feelings to myself bcuz I know how much Miley means to he Jbz.And respect from the jbz to me i really important.
BTW I love you Joe yur SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
, though I don’t want people to think I’m desperate or anything.:*
I think all of you 13 year old girls who thinks you have a chance with any of the Jonas Brothers need to grow up and get a life. Seriously. Their never going to date any of you. And all of you an here are desperate. Miley cant sing and neither can the Jonas Brothers. And if you think their you obviously have never had a hot BF. And are probably ugly. So get a life.
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i love you so much. you rock miley.
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oh so u go for fuckin miley cyrus u stink if u dont srr but there a band and there in disney channel.
oh so anonymous u must think about them but u have to admit it u r just jeaolus of them and u never now about there fans if they might go out with them, SO r u a sidekick???I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!UR A STUPID JEALOUS PERSON!!!!!!so GET A LIFE!!!!!
Ok “the truth” is right “anonymous” you are jealous of the Jonas Brothers.They are like the hottest guys in the world.
And Anonymous I know I don’t have a chance with them even though I’m 17 but what makes you think you DOOOOOOOOOO????????
I LOLE THE JONAS BROTHERS!
epa u damn gringos don’t have nothing better to talk about do you? what about what’s going on around the world? Hunger, wars, global warming for God’s sakeS! who cares about “stars”? they’re just people, and you might as well stop idolizing them so much cause trust me, they don’t give a crap about YOU.
heidi I see u care about the world and its hunger and all and not to be mean or anything but I really can’t fuckin fix that so if you want to go out there and start makin this a peaceful planet get juh ass off the computer and go to something about it. Dis is a blog so people can trash the”slut cyrus” not talk about “the peacful meadows of colorful rainbows”and i dont give a crap about them either,but if they want the kindness and fame they better show the same.das all i gotta say>:P>:O
i like miley cyrus so??? i dont care
Just 2 let people out there who think that th jonas brothers suck f*** you.And this goes out to the people who dont like theme you dont no good music. And miley cyrus iz a B**** 4 going out wid nick and then dumping him this goes out 2 you miley u r a B****………………Now piece out BICTHES {who dont like the jonas brothers}.
MILEY U A STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU R FAKE AND YOU R A NASTY B****……
people r stupid if they dont like the jonas brothers and that ian dude who said that miley was dating him and said that the jonas brothers suck fuck you and i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITCH…….
high school musical is freakn awful and the actors are horible. That vanessa hudgens girl sent nude pics of herself to drake bell and the director almost fired her from high school musical two. Bet her bf zach efron(but fucking ugly aka fugly) wasn’t to happy bout that. I do have to say she has a fantastic talent but her bullshit personality ttly trashed that. And guys practicly drule over her. And what for all she is, is a spoilled little movie star. Besides the fact that the movie ttly stunk. That shit belongs in the toilet along with her. What idiot thinks of the idea for a musical for kids. The only ones who still think that krap is any good are little kids from 5 to 10. Every fucked up star out there today started out on disney and I feel bad for the ones on there that actually have talent that are going to get a real kick in th ass soon. I hope they quit for there sake.
“k” is right I heard about that. wow she is turning into one of those sluts like Miley Cyrus.And boy did I think she was an angel. I saw those pics too. The dirty little bitch.
if yu think that yhe jonas brothers stinks you ave no sence of good music taste. thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey i aint here to talk about the j.b i am here to talk about miley!
you that naked thing she did that is really gross she is actin like veneesa hudgens and that EWW miley is a little bitch and she needs to go suck a pussy
MILEY I HATE YOU !
YOU THINK YOU ARE THE BEST AND YOU AINT GET OVER YOURSELF AND PLZZ I AINT HATIN ON YOU I WOULD HATE YOU BE YOU NATSTY WANNAB OKAY YOU WANTED TO BE LIKE VENNESA HUDGENSZ BY DOING THOSE NASTY PICTURE SO WHO DO YOU WANNA BE LIKE NEXT JAMIE LYNN SPEARS GETTIN PREGANT ? GROW UP AND GET A LIFE BEFOR YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN BUT YOU NO WHAT I DONT GIVE CUZ I COULD CARE LESS WAT YOU DO CUZ UM I HATE YOUR GUTSZ AND I HATE YOU LOOK HOW UGLY YOU ARE AND THAT STUPID FAKE SMILE LIK COME OON BE YOURSELF OOH YA I FORGOT YOU DONT NO HOW YOU UGLY BITCH
miley is a hore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
she and u (everyone) sucks balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is a lezbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she rubied my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SUCKS!
SiMPLe U SUCK U HORE
hahahahahaha I heard Miley Cyrus’s real name was Destiny Hope Cyrus.It’s on Yahoo! Buzz.Wow!!!!No wonder she changed it I would too, but not into something like Miley.It sounds skanky and jacked up.Though it could be a rumor,but it’s not the first time Miley did something wrong.I do like the name Destiny it sounds nice in a way, but not as a celeb name.
i agree miley is a mother bitch she is so fucked all the time that she suckes eggs i hate miley she i a sloti hate her so bad i throw up then i saw her face i hate that bitch
omg miley is so so a bitch i hater her so bad omg what a bitchi bet her mom die when she saw miley opps
miley thinks that she is all that whell some 1 needs to tell her she is not she is chust a hore
beeo beep beep i hate miley she is a dick face gosh this bitch is making me throw up
I used to like miley cyrus but now her songs are crap shes soooooo stupid. Who likes her now Joe jonas is soooooo hot
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I love all the bad grammer used by the mindless pre-teens.
Watching the Jonas Brothers play upsets me, because I know a million people ten times better. Five Chord progression+Simplistic Lyrics=Mediocre. Anybody can do what the Jonas Brothers are doing. They show basic guitar skills and a very short vocal range.
Do me a favor. Go on google and look up the Rolling Stones or something. You may learn something.
I think it was right for miley to brake up with nick, thats my opinion.
Nick could do way better then that and could get a better girl. Omg kevin i think ur so really sexi and i love u ur the S*&#T and keep doing wat u do. You guys r the sexys group ever. Byes kisses for kevin.
ok she freaking rich…she can afford to at least touch up her roots
ok she is 2 faced and she just admited it to the freaking world
i hate you ass these brothers are so famlous for more than these 3 rasons:1.they sing good 2. they are cute 3. they you canh socialize with them .
soo for you little bitch they are nothing bu for me me they are part of my world .
miley cyrus do not said that stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t speak englishhhh!!!! não enendi nadaaaa
ok the only bitch in this fucking place is tha one who wrote that and that fucking paragraph that insults to the jonas brothers.and i do not think that miley had said that.i love the jonas brothers and i hate u little bitch.miley br5akes up with nick but she do not said that…
ok bitch i am going to said u like that now on
I hate you! hh….
look dud the jonas brothers are the most hottest band ever if u don’t know them then ur an ass & u just don’t understand music soo don’t publish things that ur braine don’t get k
& i like 2 say that i adore JONAS BROTHERs
nick: the cute sensetive one
joe: the cute hot one
kevin: the cute romantic one
ohhhh i hope to see them one
& i don’t think that miley broke up with (nick) cuz he is adorable & with all my love 2 her shi would be stuiped if shi left him !
loo0o00o00000o0o0ve nick jonas mwahhh(L)(K)
bye bye thanks…
every1 who watches Disney Channel knos who the Jonas Borthers r. also every1 agrees that Miley is a liein, 2-faced, stuck-up, bitch >:( She thinks every1 luvz her she only wants attention. be sides Nick is way too good for the snoty little bitch, he’s also way too damn sexy… i should kno im 15 too ;)
i agree with alot of u… miley is a bicth who cant sing , but shes famous because her daddy lets her hav evrythin. Nick Jonas is sexy and has a great ass too ;) Miley is a princess bitch and Nick is a sweet, sensitive, adorable, sexy, gorgious guy;) Bitchy and sexy dont go together… besides i dont belive that bitch for a second >:(
XOXOXO to Nick :)
Miley got knocked up by nick or something and now shes working on her final season cuz of the prego and break up, its also why her tour is like being re-scheduled or what not
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Hey whats up with the jonas brother haters…they are really cool and their music is awesome!…..they are famous for singing and writing songs and ya their cute but that isn’t the only thing that makes them popular, famous, and amazing!i like their music a lot and im a teen….ya you can call me whatever you want to because i won’t care….i don’t care what you think about my opinions….The jonas brothers are amazingly fantastic in every way and in everything that they do! What the heck is up with spreading these so not true comments…mostly what all you people are saying is a rumor probably….but some of you are right….their is no reason to hate miley too…you don’t know her and so you have no right to judge her….ya she made some mistakes and just because you guys were jealous of miley dating nick you
continuation……youcall her names and that is so cruel….give her another chance even if you don’t like her or not even want to…..think about wjat you say before you say it…..most of probably what your gonna say is not right and horrid and wrong and does not make you cool…..at least to me and im sure to maybe others…..i know some of you guys are going to cuss me out but whatever i gave my opinions…..i love the jonas brothers! You guys are so amazing…..and miley ignore the stupid comments….
good-bye <3
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girl all of them cute it really does not matter which one you choose lol
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That last one was OMG anyways miley u look so fuking sexy i am a girl not a guy and im not bysexteral our what ever. so your going out with all of them or what one of them if not the second one then u go girl u player see ya
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