Comments on: Ladies, Rejoice! Sean Penn is SINGLE!!

By: Dude

Dude — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:43:03 +0000

> Princess Buttercup was always way too good for this prick.

Evidently not since she married him and bore him two kids. Ultimately, people are no better than the mates they choose. It says a lot about their values.

By: jk

jk — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:48:44 +0000

i love sean penn and would love to see himm sucking a dick as well as cunninglingus i wish

By: snow ball

snow ball — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:08:49 +0000

kelly capwell santa barbara back in the day

By: F. Gump

F. Gump — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:56:48 +0000

I will always love my Jen-nay!

By: Short Bus

Short Bus — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:51:29 +0000

“As you wish”

By: MissMary666

MissMary666 — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:25:38 +0000

The Penns’ son is named after DENNIS HOPPER. However, “Dennis” would have been a better choice. The girl after BOB DYLAN, etc.

By: mf

mf — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:59:56 +0000

wow.if it weren’t for sean penn pontificating from his moral highground how would we know how to be respectful in relationships (except for his marriage) or the importance of gun control (except for his guns) or why freedom of the press is so important (except for in venezuala apparently)

By: mf

mf — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:57:21 +0000

he can take all his guns and go murder the press with his buddy and personal god, tryannical dictator hugo chavez. the truth is like every misguided hollywood liberal, he hates america, because america won’t let him be king and rule over the “little people”. why do you think george clooney lives in italy? he’s got a slew of peasants to order around tell them what’s good for them. hypocritical pigs.

for the rest of us who actually believe in equality, they’re scum.

By: Bleu_Meanie

Bleu_Meanie — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:19:02 +0000

Hopper’s not as weird a name as Jason Lee’s kid has. His name is like Pilot Inspektor or something like that. I’d way rather be named Hopper.

By: Lefty

Lefty — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:07:03 +0000

She was probably pisses at him sucking Hugo Chavez’s dick on tv, and dumped his ass

By: CDE

CDE — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:55:23 +0000

Oh, I do love Sean Penn. The man is an imbecile.

If you need a decent chuckle check out his New Orleans Rescue Mission:

“Sean Penn Goes On Rescue Mission, Sinks Boat, Gets Jeered At”
http://www.florida-cracker.org/archives/002319.html

Or for a bit more stupidity from The Penn, please read his speech at the end of this article (although it is rambling and political… so be warned)

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Penn_endorses_Kucinich_challenges_conventional_wisdom_1207.html

As for rambling, I like Horseman. That’s a cool name. Its got groove. Which is tough for a baby name. I mean, they’d think he was an equestrian. Then, if they were smart, they might know that this was from the latin eques; from “vir egregius” lit. vigorous (or life-full) man. They were the closest thing to a Knight in imperial Rome. But probably they’d just think he was well built.

But Hopper? Hopper… how many times would that kid’s ass get beat in school? How long before that gets translated to “Thumper” and bunny city? Prolly about 30 seconds.

As an aside, do you remember that Sean Penn took BOXING lessons before going to jail? (For bouncing a rock off the side of a Pap’s head in 1998. Served 30 days.)

By: Pinky

Pinky — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:12:18 +0000

d is right! Sean’s a douche, and she will always be Princess Buttercup and Jenny (Forest Gump) to me.