Every Bitch In Hollywood Is Out to Steal Adrian Grenier from Me

December 27th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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This time it’s Lindsay Lohan’s turn at bat.

After dumping Riley Giles’ loser ass, she spent Christmas Eve with total hottie Adrian Grenier at his Brooklyn apartment, where I guess he had some sort of party. Guests there swear the activities were “low-key,” and I actually believe that. My future husband does not do drugs!!!

Seriously, though, Adrian? First Paris Hilton, now Lindsay Lohan? I thought you were better than that. I really did. I was willing to take sloppy seconds on one of them, but both? Just for that: no pre-nup!


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9 Responses to “Every Bitch In Hollywood Is Out to Steal Adrian Grenier from Me”

  1. Ashley Says:

    Freakin’ Ridiculous. He is not hot anymore. Yuck!!! It just gets worse & worse. Next it’ll be Hayden…just wait.

  2. niblet Says:

    Do you think Adrian will be okay that you see Blake on the side?

  3. Darth Paul Says:

    Yeah, he’s utterly damaged goods now. That is, unless you want herpes and an alphabet of hepatitis.

  4. Evil Beet Says:

    Well he’s welcome to get in on it, niblet. :)

  5. Short Bus Says:

    Dear Beet,
    I think that there are only like 5 hetrosexual men in Hollywood, so that’s probably the reason Adrian has been so busy. Please forgive him.

  6. Aurora Says:

    LINDSAY IS SUCH A TROLL!!!!!!! Damn I wish she had od’d and we would have been done with her already!

  7. bennie Says:

    Why are her legs two different colors?

  8. AG not with LL Says:

    Adrian Grenier has just befriended Lindsay Lohan to get fodder for his documentary. There is no romance here, the same way there was nothing between Adrian and Paris either. Still not sure Adrian likes girls at all. But, he is nice to look at either way.

  9. arnisa Says:

    i don’t think that is true it can’t be he is nice but there are a lot of other boys

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