Comments on: I Don’t Wanna Write a Stupid Year in Review Piece http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/ Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:46:01 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Leslie Anne http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-100776 Leslie Anne Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:08:42 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-100776 I swear to God EB, I don't know what the fuck I would do without you guys. I work the front desk at a hotel (a Hilton ;-)) and it get's so fucking boring up here and I swear to god, on an 8 hour shift, I'm on EB for about 6 of them since there isn't anything to do but play on the computer and this is one site they haven't blocked yet. So seriously, you guys are awsome and sooooo fucking funny and I love you to death. Keep the evil alive. xoxo I swear to God EB, I don’t know what the fuck I would do without you guys. I work the front desk at a hotel (a Hilton ;-)) and it get’s so fucking boring up here and I swear to god, on an 8 hour shift, I’m on EB for about 6 of them since there isn’t anything to do but play on the computer and this is one site they haven’t blocked yet. So seriously, you guys are awsome and sooooo fucking funny and I love you to death. Keep the evil alive. xoxo

]]> By: Evil Beet http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98871 Evil Beet Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:51:37 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98871 You guys all rock so hard. You guys all rock so hard.

]]> By: CDE http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98733 CDE Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:10:47 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98733 Let's see... a Beet-o-riffic year in review! *pops knuckles* January 31st: Sienna Miller Drops the F-Bomb on The Today Show February 19th: Antonella Barba Sucks Cock February Runner Up: Rehab #2 Featuring Lindsay Lohan (24th) March 27th: Um Is It Just Me or Are These the Fakest[sic] Katie Holmes Nudes Ever? April 15th: Katie and Peter April Runner Up: Someone Let Avril Lavigne Release Another Album (17th) May was hard... like choosing between Griffendor & Slitherin... May 4th: Sara Jean Underwood: Playmate of the Year May Runner Up: Paris Hilton Arrives at Court (4th) May Honorable Mention: Hey Look, Guys, It’s Dita Von Teese’s Vagina! (20th) May Pop-Up Prize: Lily Allen: Blow Job Queen (29th) June 19th: Ladies and Gentlemen: Sting’s Penis June Runner Up: Remember When? (8th) (About Lindsay Lohan in "Mean Girls") July 14th: Um, When Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Get Fat? August 23rd: What is Zac Efron Wearing? August Runner Up: I Don’t Care What Perez Hilton Says, I Think Beth Ditto Is Kind of Disgusting (24th) September Beetland was pwned by Vanessa Hudgen's nekked body... September 6th: High School Musical Just Got Interesting September 7th: Vanessa Hudgens Apologizes for Naked Photos September 10th: Who the Hell is Drake Bell? And Why Did Vanessa Hudgens Send Him Naked Pictures? Halloween: Game Over for Dog the Bounty Hunter: RACIST RANT!! October Runner Up: Hoang Thuy Linh and the Sex Tape (25th) November 13th: Owen Wilson's Latest Arm Candy (wtf... LeCall? That's her freakin name? Comedy goldmine.) December 18th: Oh Shit, We’ve Got Some Heather Mills Pussy December Runner Up: WTF? Jamie-Lynn Spears is PREGNANT?!?! (18th) Yearly Favorite: Paris and a Penis…Like Peanut Butter and Jelly (19th March) Because that is some fine alliteration . Say it out loud. It could easily be the melody for a pop song. "Paris and a Penis, Like Peanut Butter and Jelly... slap the two together and.. BAM! Wooah Nelly!" Enjoy Let’s see… a Beet-o-riffic year in review! *pops knuckles*

January 31st: Sienna Miller Drops the F-Bomb on The Today Show

February 19th: Antonella Barba Sucks Cock
February Runner Up: Rehab #2 Featuring Lindsay Lohan (24th)

March 27th: Um Is It Just Me or Are These the Fakest[sic] Katie Holmes Nudes Ever?

April 15th: Katie and Peter
April Runner Up: Someone Let Avril Lavigne Release Another Album (17th)

May was hard… like choosing between Griffendor & Slitherin…
May 4th: Sara Jean Underwood: Playmate of the Year
May Runner Up: Paris Hilton Arrives at Court (4th)
May Honorable Mention: Hey Look, Guys, It’s Dita Von Teese’s Vagina! (20th)
May Pop-Up Prize: Lily Allen: Blow Job Queen (29th)

June 19th: Ladies and Gentlemen: Sting’s Penis
June Runner Up: Remember When? (8th) (About Lindsay Lohan in “Mean Girls”)

July 14th: Um, When Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Get Fat?

August 23rd: What is Zac Efron Wearing?
August Runner Up: I Don’t Care What Perez Hilton Says, I Think Beth Ditto Is Kind of Disgusting (24th)

September Beetland was pwned by Vanessa Hudgen’s nekked body…
September 6th: High School Musical Just Got Interesting
September 7th: Vanessa Hudgens Apologizes for Naked Photos
September 10th: Who the Hell is Drake Bell? And Why Did Vanessa Hudgens Send Him Naked Pictures?

Halloween: Game Over for Dog the Bounty Hunter: RACIST RANT!!
October Runner Up: Hoang Thuy Linh and the Sex Tape (25th)

November 13th: Owen Wilson’s Latest Arm Candy (wtf… LeCall? That’s her freakin name? Comedy goldmine.)

December 18th: Oh Shit, We’ve Got Some Heather Mills Pussy
December Runner Up: WTF? Jamie-Lynn Spears is PREGNANT?!?! (18th)

Yearly Favorite: Paris and a Penis…Like Peanut Butter and Jelly (19th March)
Because that is some fine alliteration . Say it out loud. It could easily be the melody for a pop song.
“Paris and a Penis, Like Peanut Butter and Jelly… slap the two together and.. BAM! Wooah Nelly!”

Enjoy

]]> By: FrozeRightHere http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98649 FrozeRightHere Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:42:34 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98649 Man, "Ladies & Gentlemen, Sting's Penis" has to be on the Evil Beet All Time Greatest Hits list but I don't think it was this year. I liked your work on the Nick Lachey & what's-er-name's hot tub shots. For sheer drama, the Lohan DUIs, Paris crying for her momma, pick-your-favorite Britney moment. For sheer pathos, the Anna Nicole as clown with little girl video (did you cover that?). Tell those absentee bosses of yours that our (sorry, my) favorite thing this year in this blog was the Evil Beet herself. Blogging diligently, even when it means upsetting your own dear momma, it's your wicked wit that's the key to the whole thing. The gossip, it's all out there on the great big internets but it's what the Beet has to say that makes me laugh out loud at my computer. Happy New Year!` Man, “Ladies & Gentlemen, Sting’s Penis” has to be on the Evil Beet All Time Greatest Hits list but I don’t think it was this year.

I liked your work on the Nick Lachey & what’s-er-name’s hot tub shots. For sheer drama, the Lohan DUIs, Paris crying for her momma, pick-your-favorite Britney moment. For sheer pathos, the Anna Nicole as clown with little girl video (did you cover that?).

Tell those absentee bosses of yours that our (sorry, my) favorite thing this year in this blog was the Evil Beet herself. Blogging diligently, even when it means upsetting your own dear momma, it’s your wicked wit that’s the key to the whole thing. The gossip, it’s all out there on the great big internets but it’s what the Beet has to say that makes me laugh out loud at my computer. Happy New Year!`

]]> By: UgliestGuy http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98631 UgliestGuy Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:07:19 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98631 My favourite, "Is Britney Spears Peeing in Belgium". My favourite, “Is Britney Spears Peeing in Belgium”.

]]> By: kimishoe http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98624 kimishoe Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:51:01 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98624 2007: The Year of the Serial Rehabbers 2007: The Year of the Serial Rehabbers

]]> By: sara http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98623 sara Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:49:25 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98623 you could go on and on about paris, lohan, and the spears sisters! you could go on and on about paris, lohan, and the spears sisters!

]]> By: Erin http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98617 Erin Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:34:54 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98617 I must say that the shots of Paris weeping copiously in the back of that cop car last summer brought me immeasurable joy. I wish the cunt had stayed locked up, but whatever. I must say that the shots of Paris weeping copiously in the back of that cop car last summer brought me immeasurable joy. I wish the cunt had stayed locked up, but whatever.

]]> By: yum http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98601 yum Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:02:57 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98601 If you include "2 girls 1 cup" in your review, I'm sure it will be the last time you will be asked to write this kind of shit. I predict Paris Hilton will finally acknowlegde she is mentally retarded. Making it unacceptable to make fun of her. If you include “2 girls 1 cup” in your review, I’m sure it will be the last time you will be asked to write this kind of shit.

I predict Paris Hilton will finally acknowlegde she is mentally retarded. Making it unacceptable to make fun of her.

]]> By: carol http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/comment-page-1/#comment-98595 carol Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:54:29 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/26/i-dont-wanna-write-a-stupid-year-in-review-piece/#comment-98595 britney with herpes mouth and perez hilton finally acknowledging carrot top and fergie share genetic make-up. britney with herpes mouth and perez hilton finally acknowledging carrot top and fergie share genetic make-up.

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