I Cannot Hate Nicole Richie with All Those Teddy Bears Nearby

December 26th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Seriously, will this bitch just pop out this kid and go back to snorting coke so she can be interesting again?

I know, I know. That’s a horrible thing to say. But, okay, can you guys honestly say you’re not bored as hell of picture after picture of Nicole at some dumbass charity event? With babies and helping and shit?

You know what no one’s Googling? “Nicole Richie helping.” No one is searching for that. People are searching for “Nicole Richie naked” and “Nicole Richie DUI” and “Nicole Richie cocaine.”

Help a sister make a buck here, Nicole.


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6 Responses to “I Cannot Hate Nicole Richie with All Those Teddy Bears Nearby”

  1. JK says:

    This bitch will be back on heroin soon after baby is pushed out.

  2. FrozeRightHere says:

    You know, I never liked her much but more power to her. She seems to be doing great, she looks amazing…she looks, dare I say it, awfully white, which is only interesting because she didn’t used to look that way. Maybe it’s just the Lohan locks she’s rocking.

  3. Aurora says:

    But how GOOD and HEALTHY she looks, to bad it wont last.

  4. Just Saying says:

    Joel is very good for her and the baby. I hope this lasts.

  5. niblet says:

    you can totally hate on nicole in front of those teddy bears, they don’t even has eyes, so there’s no way for them to track you down and make you pay. they really creep me out.

  6. no-name says:

    she has really improved =] but i think shes a bit too young for kids she should of had more fun with paris first once you have kids your life i OVER

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