Holy Shit! A Hawaii Fisherman Caught Paris Hilton in His Net!!!
December 26th, 2007 by Evil BeetTHROW HER BACK!!!
THROW HER BACK!!!
Nah, I guess that’s just what she calls a swimsuit.
Paris is on vacay in Hawaii with the fam. On public beaches. Ewww. How bourgeois.
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December 26th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
omg! i like her .. but her legs you can see some marks http://holydays.mactanque.com
December 26th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
what is that stuff on her legs?
December 26th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
she really needs to stay off her knees, what’s with all the bruises?
December 26th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
all beaches on Hawaii are public beaches. It’s a beautiful state that believes the beaches belong to the people.
December 27th, 2007 at 11:38 am
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
December 27th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Hawaii is the most gorgeous place ever
gotta have love for my ancestors!!
even though the only have public beaches
people tend to be a bit bitchy I must say
I love it!!!
And I love Paris Hilton too
even though she’s got a couple marks on her legs
December 29th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ugly stupid bitch ha ha ha ha ha ha
July 26th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
haha shes awesome i love paris shes cool. jealousy is such an ugly thing