Michelle Rodriguez Checked Her Ass Into Jail

December 24th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Michelle checked into Lynwood on Sunday to begin a six-month sentence for failing to complete community service and alcohol monitoring as part of her probation from a drunken driving incident.

Dumbass.

And I love you guys, but I’m going to try to be a normal person and focus on spending time with friends and family right now. I know I said posting would resume as normal today, but I lied. We’ll be back to normal on Wednesday. I wanna play with my mom and dad and sis!!!


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9 Responses to “Michelle Rodriguez Checked Her Ass Into Jail”

  1. UgliestGuy says:

    Happy Xmas Beet (really sorry about the twitter comment), T and L, the ever fiery Sicilian, the svelte Margo and all fellow readers. HNY!

  2. Leslie says:

    I CANNOT STAND MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ!!! She is so butch and she is the same character is every movie she’s ever been in. Give her the death sentence..I don’t care if it is just a DUI. Fucking bitch.

  3. Aurora says:

    LOL @ Leslie, and a Merry Christmas to you darling!!!! I could give 2 shits about her myself! So, fucking fry her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Kaleb says:

    OMG! She looks so much like Maria Kanellis, who is the hottest of the new age wrestling babes on Monday Night Raw. I saw some awesome bikini pics of Maria at http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=481&Itemid=1
    and I dare you to tell me she doesn’t look like they are long lost sisters.

  5. daisy says:

    Oh, so good to hear that. Seems I have seen he at an interracial dating club blackcentury.com or somewhere just like that. Not sure whether they met on that club.

  6. Leslie Anne says:

    /\
    Hey EB is there anyway that you guys can block these idiots from trying to advertise on your site? It’s so lame and I hate it.

  7. JK says:

    This slut eats more pussy than my whole frat.

  8. Evil Beet says:

    Yup. They’ve been blocked. :) It’s hard because I block one, and then another pops up. Pain in my goddamn ass.

  9. mi says:

    shut up!!!michelle rox

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