Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Made Less Money This Weekend Than You Spent at the Mall
December 23rd, 2007 by Evil Beet
Jessica’s new movie, Blonde Ambition, opened in 8 Texas theaters this weekend.
She’s looking at a total weekend gross of $1,200.
That’s one-thousand, two-hundred U.S. dollars.
That’s what you spent Christmas shopping this weekend.
Wow, Texas really hates Jessica these days.
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Merry Christmas, Jessica! Ho, ho, ho!
baaaahaaaa
i have never even heard of it!!
We’re going out to buy a LCD HDTV today and spending Canadian coin (which is a little above US right now) so you are right.
That movie nude scene is coming sooner than you think.
Told you the few that went took a rope and already had the tree picked out..but, bummer.. she didn’t show.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeee heeeeeeee heeeeeee
Guess what? It’s not just Texas that hates her, the rest of the world does too! SHE SUCKS!!!
Wait, there was a movie that she was in? Where were the previews?
I like her!
I think shes really prety and all
but she acts to damn ditzy n stuff!
and what movie did she play in??
cause I didnt hear about it!
sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
Actually I spent 4,800 this Christmas.
1. She is not pretty, she is a little, very little above average.
2. She does not sign that well, believe me, listen to her.
3. She is a glory seeker, that is why she is polishing Romo’s Knob.
4. She has a father that is very close to a pimp, he made her and sis.
5. If Romo is clobbered in the first round play offs, she will leave him faster than a mule with a firecracker up his butt.
6. You can go on and on about her and her no talent sister, but that would do no good, after June of 2008, you will never hear about her until November when she will come out with a new album.
If her daddy is reading this, “hey pimp, want to go three rounds with me you scum bag. When will the two start with the nude photos.
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
All I know is that Jessica Simpson is one of the sexiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT pics of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/jessica-simpson.html
Cheers !
i never heard of that, but duhh did you see her in employee of the month? what a horrible movie
shes pretty i like her =]