Today in Leggings Lohan
December 22nd, 2007 by Evil Beet
Today, Leggings Lohan went shopping at a jewelry store for a Christmas gift for her little sister, Ali, who will, if God loves me, be pregnant shortly.
Then she ate at La Scala.
Then she got completely wasted and threw the table’s centerpiece through the window and asked the busboy where his car was so she could go outside and slash his tires and then she got into her car and drove it right into the front door of Fred Segal and then she demanded all the leggings they had for free and when they refused she stabbed the sales associate in the eye with a fork.
Except instead of doing all of that, she went home.
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December 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 am
She looks funny!
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:43 am
Happy Holidays, Evil Beet! You made me laugh so much this year and I swear it’s not the eggnog. Do a “Best Of Beet” Column for the New Year.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Too many days in leggings make you superwonked.
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:21 pm
i love leggings but i dont liek taht its practically a walk of shame shirt she is wearing. looks liek a guys
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I like your version WAY better!
I’m sure it won’t be long before ‘ol Leggings Lohan does just that!!!
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:12 am
…she does look funny. The ensemble just isnt working for me.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:38 am
I love her!!!
and her outfit is very chic
dont hate cause you people can’t pull it off
shes gorgeous and if you think other wise
then go suck a penis, cunts
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:48 pm
omg i can suck a penis without your permission and if you think that this outfit is chic please hitch up the horses and ride out of that two bit town and see the world happy holidays to you
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
hell yeah, snowball!!! that outfit is chic??? in what century?!
December 24th, 2007 at 10:44 am
wow snow ball im pretty sure you can suck a penis
cause you’re a slut
and I bet your a low life fuck
who cuts herself because your not pretty enough
I completely understand….um not
and second I live in NY
in manhattan actually
where all the beautiful nice rich houses are
unlike you in your trailer park home
so nine times outta ten
I know fashion alot better than you do
CAUSE YOUR JUST AN UN-CLASSY BITCH!!!!
December 24th, 2007 at 10:45 am
wow snow ball im pretty sure you can suck a penis
cause you’re a slut
and I bet your a low life fuck
who cuts herself because your not pretty enough
I completely understand….um not
and second I live in NY
in manhattan actually
where all the beautiful nice rich houses are
unlike you in your trailer park home
so nine times outta ten
I know fashion alot better than you do
CAUSE YOUR JUST AN UN-CLASSY BITCH!!!!
and Ashley theres a little thing called teen vouge
read it sometime and you can see what fashion really is
CUNT
December 24th, 2007 at 10:46 am
sorry the compent thing messed up
but I still think ashely and snow ball are cunts
December 24th, 2007 at 11:08 am
and as a matter of fact I have seen the world
I have been to:
PARIS
AUSTRALIA
JAPAN
CHINA
JAMAICA
CARRIBEAN ISLANDS
BAHAMAS
ATHENS
NOVA SCOTIA- WHICH IS IN CANANDA IN CASE YOUR DUMB ASS DIDNT KNOW
U.K
BRAZIL
AND ALL AROUND THE U.S
didnt even have to pay for it, daddy did
now where have you been around the world??
December 25th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
LL needs to wear leggings in order to keep her worn out vagina from touching the ground.
December 25th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
OMG lives in Hell’s Kitchen
December 26th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
She looks like shit as usual! Her career is over, she’s been in and out of rehab. New faces has come to the media. Her time is up as far as being relevant in hollywood is concerned. Go home or go back to rehab herpes face, your 15 minutes are OVER!
December 27th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I kinda like her
but not that much anymore
but like she’s messing up her career
she’s been in rehab to many times
she looks like she’s wearing a mans shirt!
like she fucked some random guy
and stole his shirt on the way out
she needs to be put on meds or someting