Rock of Love Is Coming Back
December 20th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Bret Michaels, meet the cast of Rock of Love 2.
Cast of Rock of Love 2, meet Bret Michael’s penis.
Seriously there is a gerbil in those pants suffocating right now.
Maybe two gerbils.
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Is it just me, or does he look like a woman??? Ewwww…. Rock of Love with a tranny
OOOOOOOOOOOO IM POPPIN ME SOME CORN!!!! I loved ROL 1…
Woohoo! Christmas come early! Pop enough for me Aurora and save me a seat on the couch!
That chick in the front on the far left looks like she has to pee, and like it will probably burn. A lot. Which means she’s likely to get very far and I can’t wait to watch!
umm…I didn’t mean I’d like to watch her pee.
i think it may be a guinea pig!
The chick in the jeans has a real bad case of slipped breast implant
you’ll probably find the other implant is on her back!
his wig is fabulous
That picture is hilarious! He obviously has a new hair stylist who specializes in wigs. Wow, and the gerbil or whatever that is in his pants. LOL.
Whoa! Is it just me or does he look like freakin’ Goldie Hawn, in the face that is??? Seriously! I’ve been trying to figure out who he looks like for 5 minute….and it’s not just a woman, its GOLDIE FRIGGEN HAWN! Oye…here’s hoping that gerbal died a quick and painless death.
Ridiculous. FUCKING ridiculous.
I think it’s a squirrel in his pants. His package is the first thing that caught my eye.
was up stacy is hot
destiny your sexy hot
girls I think you are al awesome keep on rocken and dont fight so much it does not impress him!
hello my name is keisha and i really love your show but i think you should pick daisy
if you ask me I think he’s FUCKING sexy
I agree with keke you should pick daisy she’s cool
I think it’s a cat
hey i really love your show but to be honest u should pick daisy or jessica.
daisy rockz just finish it and pick daisy
hey i love you to death but…DO NOT PICK DAISY !!!
Yea…
she lives with her ex
shes no that attractive.
i think u should go with Destiney or Ambree,
i love them. thank u sooo much for getting rid of Megan
u looook like a gurl in ts picccchaa
i watch rock of love all the time cant believe that daisy still lives with her ex-boyfriend charles!! what is she doing there with Bret Michaels
not a fan and doesnt know about the band
POISEN
heyyyy!!!!!!! ur show is like freakin awesome!~ and i just think daisey is a fake!! the only real girl was jess!~~
I love Daisy <33 We all have messed up shit in our pasts, and I think she really likes him for who he is and it doesn’t matter what you’ve done or what mistakes you’ve made if you love someone!
I’m sure Bret’s fucked like 600 girls in his lifetime and he’s kissed a million girls on this show and Daisy doesn’t care she still likes him.
Oh and by the way, I think Charles is SO SEXY!!!! Bret should pick Daisy so I can have Charles!!!
I LOVE DAISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i really love the show but this has to be hard… i love ambree. i think she is there for all the right reasons. if love is what u want she is the best bet…………..
plus she is hott for her age
DAISY IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD PICK HER!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW first of all its no longer the 80’s bret fix the hair and wow its prolly pretty obvious that ur package is not realy that huge and if it really is congrats but no one really is that concerend. love ur music btw ,but get over yourself a tad …and ditch the make up. OPEN YOURE EYES daisey is awsome shes totaly down for you for whatever. she rocks forsure and her living with her ex only shows how down she is for those she cares about even if there was somthing there its pretty obvious its all about you now and you should cherish that not cut her down..you went with the boringish safe coserved girl last time when you picked jess now you hardly ever talk to her prolly and heather the wild one who was toatly there for u youre best freinds with so dont make the same choice again daisy forsureshe is awsome and beautiful..ps ambree lied about her age
Daisy and Amber….two totally different people. Although Daisy is strange looking at times, she is seemingly the one who could probably best handle the rock star life. I mean look at her ex charles….such a rocker! But Amber is sweet and yet I don’t think she is ready to handle such a life style. She is dressing the part right now but you can tell she is way more “corporate” than that. Im not thrilled about Daisy cause she did something wierd to her nose her lips are abnormally pumped but she is still the best pick for Brett.
he looks like buffy the vampire slayer gone wrong and i think the gerbil in his pants needs to go to jenny craig
i think brett sould pick daisy because she has more rocker experence and she is way way way way way way way way way way way way way way prettyer than amber
Bret u picked the wrong person. Its nothing wrong with but she won’t be able to handle ur rock star life.she always has to win.Daisy is coffendente what she wants and she loved u from the beging.Daisy would been the right one for u.Keep on rockin
i think daisy was real i don’t even know whyed you let her go you suck straight ass just for doing that you really syck take her back and let go of amber
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BRET??? Ok first off Daisy was freak’in perfect for you…she’s hot, she’s a rocker, she’s pretty smart, she’s not OLD like Ambre, she’s chill and can actually hang with your band. so what…she lives with her ex, give her a break. did you see all the times she cried over you…you don’t see her crying over charles. so times are tough right now income is hard to come over so it works with two incomes in one house and maybe moving to another important IS REALLY HARD so if its working, let it work. ya should have picked her, i knew from the very first episode she was the one for you.
You people are complaining that Amber is old. She is mature. She is closer to his age. He was looking for someone who was stable, had a real job, was in the right direction in life and had honesty.
What dont you people understand. “Daisy was a rocker. Daisy was hot” Blah blah blah. Its common sense people.
He is 44. How much longer do you think he is actually gonna be living the rocker lifestyle. You actually think the dude goes out and gets smashed every night or after every concert? He has diabetes. Think about it people. Use your damn brains.
heyy fuck youu guys that are disin’
bret and that probly isn’t a gerbal
it is probly his dick!!!!!!!!!!!
hot guys have big ones!!!!
lol jk
love bret,
cheyenne only 12 too!!!!!!!
^^
Is that english?
For the sake of everyone that has to read your post, do us all a favor and stay in school if you’re 12. Proper grammar is a very important skill that YOU need to learn.
Bret is fuckin hot but I think he made a good choice. Who is honestly goin to live with their Boyfriend for 2 years in a one bedoom apartment and not have sex; even if they did split. Thank ou Heather for beating her ass on the reunion!!
For all you dumb asses out there, I am glad Bret picked who he picked and I am glad Daisy was booted; even if she was hot! On one last not, god bless Destinys dad and I wish her all the best!!!
note ; sorry
Good for Brett for thinking with his “other” head, the one that’s important. Daisy is a lost soul and the only thing she has going for her is her body, she’s not even that hott. Amber is beautiful, Daisy isnt. Ambre is smart, Dasiy is not. Daisy was one of the dumbest people on the show and she knew she had to act like a tramp to win him over. Did it work? HELL NO. I’m sure she went back to her ex, oh wait, they were already living together … LOL What a slut.
I LOVE BRET MICHAELS
i love you so much i wont you to kiss me ever day so i love you
fron jessica lynn grafton LOVE YOU BEY HI HI HI HI SEE YOU SOON
JESSICA GRAFTON LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOS OS SO SO SO SO MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH BEY SEEXEY