Rock of Love Is Coming Back

December 20th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Cast of Rock of Love 2 Second Season with Bret Michaels

Cast of Rock of Love 2 Second Season with Bret Michaels

Bret Michaels, meet the cast of Rock of Love 2.

Cast of Rock of Love 2, meet Bret Michael’s penis.

Seriously there is a gerbil in those pants suffocating right now.

Maybe two gerbils.


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69 Responses to “Rock of Love Is Coming Back”

  1. Veronica Says:

    Is it just me, or does he look like a woman??? Ewwww…. Rock of Love with a tranny

  2. Aurora Says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOO IM POPPIN ME SOME CORN!!!! I loved ROL 1…

  3. d Says:

    Woohoo! Christmas come early! Pop enough for me Aurora and save me a seat on the couch!

  4. kimishoe Says:

    That chick in the front on the far left looks like she has to pee, and like it will probably burn. A lot. Which means she’s likely to get very far and I can’t wait to watch!

  5. kimishoe Says:

    umm…I didn’t mean I’d like to watch her pee.

  6. medimary Says:

    i think it may be a guinea pig!

  7. from oz Says:

    The chick in the jeans has a real bad case of slipped breast implant

  8. from oz Says:

    you’ll probably find the other implant is on her back!

  9. snow cone Says:

    his wig is fabulous

  10. Daisy Says:

    That picture is hilarious! He obviously has a new hair stylist who specializes in wigs. Wow, and the gerbil or whatever that is in his pants. LOL.

  11. Karina in T.O Says:

    Whoa! Is it just me or does he look like freakin’ Goldie Hawn, in the face that is??? Seriously! I’ve been trying to figure out who he looks like for 5 minute….and it’s not just a woman, its GOLDIE FRIGGEN HAWN! Oye…here’s hoping that gerbal died a quick and painless death.

  12. Leslie Says:

    Ridiculous. FUCKING ridiculous.

  13. Tara Says:

    I think it’s a squirrel in his pants. His package is the first thing that caught my eye.

  14. devin Says:

    was up stacy is hot

  15. dana Says:

    destiny your sexy hot

  16. Anna Says:

    girls I think you are al awesome keep on rocken and dont fight so much it does not impress him!

  17. keke Says:

    hello my name is keisha and i really love your show but i think you should pick daisy

  18. Cheyenne Says:

    if you ask me I think he’s FUCKING sexy

  19. Erica Says:

    I agree with keke you should pick daisy she’s cool

  20. Jamie Says:

    I think it’s a cat

  21. angelica Says:

    hey i really love your show but to be honest u should pick daisy or jessica.

  22. angelica Says:

    daisy rockz just finish it and pick daisy

  23. ~Devon~ Says:

    hey i love you to death but…DO NOT PICK DAISY !!!

  24. ~Devon~ Says:

    Yea…
    she lives with her ex
    shes no that attractive.
    i think u should go with Destiney or Ambree,
    i love them. thank u sooo much for getting rid of Megan

  25. dana Says:

    u looook like a gurl in ts picccchaa

  26. shady2pet Says:

    i watch rock of love all the time cant believe that daisy still lives with her ex-boyfriend charles!! what is she doing there with Bret Michaels
    not a fan and doesnt know about the band
    POISEN

  27. ~~~~~jOrDiN~~~~~~ Says:

    heyyyy!!!!!!! ur show is like freakin awesome!~ and i just think daisey is a fake!! the only real girl was jess!~~

  28. Ashley Says:

    I love Daisy <33 We all have messed up shit in our pasts, and I think she really likes him for who he is and it doesn’t matter what you’ve done or what mistakes you’ve made if you love someone!

    I’m sure Bret’s fucked like 600 girls in his lifetime and he’s kissed a million girls on this show and Daisy doesn’t care she still likes him.

  29. Ashley Says:

    Oh and by the way, I think Charles is SO SEXY!!!! Bret should pick Daisy so I can have Charles!!!

  30. beautiful Says:

    I LOVE DAISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. katt Says:

    so i really love the show but this has to be hard… i love ambree. i think she is there for all the right reasons. if love is what u want she is the best bet…………..

  32. katt Says:

    plus she is hott for her age

  33. Robert Says:

    DAISY IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD PICK HER!

  34. Robert Says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. porsha in ak Says:

    WOW first of all its no longer the 80’s bret fix the hair and wow its prolly pretty obvious that ur package is not realy that huge and if it really is congrats but no one really is that concerend. love ur music btw ,but get over yourself a tad …and ditch the make up. OPEN YOURE EYES daisey is awsome shes totaly down for you for whatever. she rocks forsure and her living with her ex only shows how down she is for those she cares about even if there was somthing there its pretty obvious its all about you now and you should cherish that not cut her down..you went with the boringish safe coserved girl last time when you picked jess now you hardly ever talk to her prolly and heather the wild one who was toatly there for u youre best freinds with so dont make the same choice again daisy forsureshe is awsome and beautiful..ps ambree lied about her age

  36. jeannette Says:

    Daisy and Amber….two totally different people. Although Daisy is strange looking at times, she is seemingly the one who could probably best handle the rock star life. I mean look at her ex charles….such a rocker! But Amber is sweet and yet I don’t think she is ready to handle such a life style. She is dressing the part right now but you can tell she is way more “corporate” than that. Im not thrilled about Daisy cause she did something wierd to her nose her lips are abnormally pumped but she is still the best pick for Brett.

  37. jacqui Says:

    he looks like buffy the vampire slayer gone wrong and i think the gerbil in his pants needs to go to jenny craig

  38. daisy Says:

    i think brett sould pick daisy because she has more rocker experence and she is way way way way way way way way way way way way way way prettyer than amber

  39. Jesse cruz Says:

    Bret u picked the wrong person. Its nothing wrong with but she won’t be able to handle ur rock star life.she always has to win.Daisy is coffendente what she wants and she loved u from the beging.Daisy would been the right one for u.Keep on rockin

  40. fabianna Says:

    i think daisy was real i don’t even know whyed you let her go you suck straight ass just for doing that you really syck take her back and let go of amber

  41. Kelsi Says:

    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BRET??? Ok first off Daisy was freak’in perfect for you…she’s hot, she’s a rocker, she’s pretty smart, she’s not OLD like Ambre, she’s chill and can actually hang with your band. so what…she lives with her ex, give her a break. did you see all the times she cried over you…you don’t see her crying over charles. so times are tough right now income is hard to come over so it works with two incomes in one house and maybe moving to another important IS REALLY HARD so if its working, let it work. ya should have picked her, i knew from the very first episode she was the one for you.

  42. Rob Says:

    You people are complaining that Amber is old. She is mature. She is closer to his age. He was looking for someone who was stable, had a real job, was in the right direction in life and had honesty.

    What dont you people understand. “Daisy was a rocker. Daisy was hot” Blah blah blah. Its common sense people.

    He is 44. How much longer do you think he is actually gonna be living the rocker lifestyle. You actually think the dude goes out and gets smashed every night or after every concert? He has diabetes. Think about it people. Use your damn brains.

  43. cheyenne Says:

    heyy fuck youu guys that are disin’
    bret and that probly isn’t a gerbal
    it is probly his dick!!!!!!!!!!!
    hot guys have big ones!!!!
    lol jk

    love bret,
    cheyenne only 12 too!!!!!!!

  44. Rob Says:

    ^^

    Is that english?

    For the sake of everyone that has to read your post, do us all a favor and stay in school if you’re 12. Proper grammar is a very important skill that YOU need to learn.

  45. Me, me,me Says:

    Bret is fuckin hot but I think he made a good choice. Who is honestly goin to live with their Boyfriend for 2 years in a one bedoom apartment and not have sex; even if they did split. Thank ou Heather for beating her ass on the reunion!!

  46. Me, me, me Says:

    For all you dumb asses out there, I am glad Bret picked who he picked and I am glad Daisy was booted; even if she was hot! On one last not, god bless Destinys dad and I wish her all the best!!!

  47. Me, me, me Says:

    note ; sorry

  48. Pete Says:

    Good for Brett for thinking with his “other” head, the one that’s important. Daisy is a lost soul and the only thing she has going for her is her body, she’s not even that hott. Amber is beautiful, Daisy isnt. Ambre is smart, Dasiy is not. Daisy was one of the dumbest people on the show and she knew she had to act like a tramp to win him over. Did it work? HELL NO. I’m sure she went back to her ex, oh wait, they were already living together … LOL What a slut.

  49. sarah Says:

    I LOVE BRET MICHAELS

  50. jessica Says:

    i love you so much i wont you to kiss me ever day so i love you

    fron jessica lynn grafton LOVE YOU BEY HI HI HI HI SEE YOU SOON

    JESSICA GRAFTON LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOS OS SO SO SO SO MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH BEY SEEXEY

  51. heather Says:

    i hate myself

  52. heather Says:

    bret babe u made the right choice even though on season 1 u should have pick me since im so hot!

  53. Tilla Says:

    hello im a bisexual! bret u r hot but im taken yesterday me and my girl had bum sex her boobs are so not fake like daisy’s

  54. Olivia Says:

    DAISY IS THE HOTTEST BY FAR!!!!
    SHOULDVE PICKED HERRR……….

  55. GABbYy Says:

    NAh PPl D0N TRiP.
    DAiSY iS A ByTCh AND SHE STiLL LiVES WiTH HER X. AMBRE iS FUKiN PURTY AND SHES PERFECT FER CHu AND SHE KN0WS H0W tUh HANGlE BREt. S0 yAH THANKS F0R PiCKiN AMBRE! :] SHES REALLY PURTy

  56. HeavyMetalZombie666 Says:

    Bret Michaels is in the band called Poison who originated in 1986. I am not a fan of them very much. I feel they ripped off Cinderella, Winger, and Trixter. My brother likes these bands and I usually shake my head and tell him they are not very good bands. Sometimes my mother listens to them too. Then I leave the house and go to the mall.

  57. Antoinette Says:

    Bret Michaels….. YOU ARE HOT!!!! Great pick for Rock of Love 2.

  58. MR.CRINIMAL Says:

    YOU SHOULD OF PICK DAISY MAN DID U SEE HER BOOBS ND I WOULD FUCK HER TO DEATH BUT U DID PICK AMBER MAN SHE LIED DAT SHE WAS 32 LITTLE FAG BY DA WAY IM DAISYS NEW BOY FRIEND U HURT HER FEELINGS ND NOW WATCH UR BACK COUSE IM A GET U BACK HARDER WHO CARES IF I KILL YOU IM A SURENO ILL DO IT IF I WANT TO COUSE DATS WAT A SURENO DOES ND I KOULD TELL DAISY WERE U LIVE AT HAHAHHA I GOT U SEND COPS I DNT KARE BUT IF I GO TO JELL LISTEN LITLE BITCH IM A SEND HALF OF DA SURENO SO REST IN PEACE LITLLE FUCK HEAD U DIE IN THE DAY OF DA DEAD 2008

  59. MR.CRINIMAL Says:

    HOPE 2 SEE U AT THE UNIVERSIAL STUDIOS CONCERT HAHAHA FUCKKKKK PIOSON

  60. Anonymous Says:

    Dude, your psycho and need to get a life! GROW UP MR. CRIMINAL

  61. Rob Says:

    Seriously people. Read Mr. Crinimal’s posts. You dont want to end up like him. Please, stay in school.

    Excuse me while I go take a couple of Advil to relive the headache I just acquired after reading that awesome 1 long run on sentence with illiterate grammar.

  62. B.B. Says:

    Hi Bret! I just want to say that you should be with Kristi (the mother of your two children)!!! You should be so lucky if she takes you back!! I hope you realize that kids grow up fast and life is too short (even if you live to be 100!!)!! You should spend alot more time with them not with people that are fake!! You are wasting your precious time!! Wake Up!!! Grow Up!!! Yes, you are a HOT Rock Star, but that part of your life (women and partying) should be over!! You are like 45 right? You just need to be with ONE woman like a NORMAL person!!! PLEASE just think of your kids and don’t let them grow up without you!! PLEASE take care of yourself!! It’s not too late for you and your family!! Don’t worry you will always have your fans (I’m a big fan of yours), but I just want you to be a family man!!! I just don’t want you to miss out on that!!!

  63. Anonymous Says:

    lol @ rob. Mr. Criminal is a douche bag.

  64. Jordan Shelby Robertson Says:

    Hey Bret,
    Your show and Music Totally Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. mohammad Says:

    kir to halghet :)

    mother jende

    sister kose

    dog father

  66. mehdi Says:

    please in sex to ID . tanks

  67. behnam Says:

    Its nothing wrong with but she won’t be able to handle ur rock star life.she always has to win.Daisy is coffendente what she wants and she loved u from the beging.Daisy would been the right one for u.Keep on rockin

  68. SunshineR Says:

    lol thats not a gerbil in his pants thats all him, let m tell ya . more like.. well its him, thats all I,ll say and he is far from a tranny, Good luck to you bret, have fun, still looking good at 45!

  69. amin haghighat Says:

    helllo

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