Rock of Love Is Coming Back
December 20th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Bret Michaels, meet the cast of Rock of Love 2.
Cast of Rock of Love 2, meet Bret Michael’s penis.
Seriously there is a gerbil in those pants suffocating right now.
Maybe two gerbils.
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December 20th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Is it just me, or does he look like a woman??? Ewwww…. Rock of Love with a tranny
December 20th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOO IM POPPIN ME SOME CORN!!!! I loved ROL 1…
December 20th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Woohoo! Christmas come early! Pop enough for me Aurora and save me a seat on the couch!
December 20th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
That chick in the front on the far left looks like she has to pee, and like it will probably burn. A lot. Which means she’s likely to get very far and I can’t wait to watch!
December 20th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
umm…I didn’t mean I’d like to watch her pee.
December 21st, 2007 at 3:26 am
i think it may be a guinea pig!
December 21st, 2007 at 3:30 am
The chick in the jeans has a real bad case of slipped breast implant
December 21st, 2007 at 3:35 am
you’ll probably find the other implant is on her back!
December 21st, 2007 at 9:40 am
his wig is fabulous
December 21st, 2007 at 10:30 am
That picture is hilarious! He obviously has a new hair stylist who specializes in wigs. Wow, and the gerbil or whatever that is in his pants. LOL.
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Whoa! Is it just me or does he look like freakin’ Goldie Hawn, in the face that is??? Seriously! I’ve been trying to figure out who he looks like for 5 minute….and it’s not just a woman, its GOLDIE FRIGGEN HAWN! Oye…here’s hoping that gerbal died a quick and painless death.
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Ridiculous. FUCKING ridiculous.
January 7th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I think it’s a squirrel in his pants. His package is the first thing that caught my eye.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:59 am
was up stacy is hot
March 9th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
destiny your sexy hot
March 11th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
girls I think you are al awesome keep on rocken and dont fight so much it does not impress him!
March 20th, 2008 at 7:32 am
hello my name is keisha and i really love your show but i think you should pick daisy
March 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
if you ask me I think he’s FUCKING sexy
March 21st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I agree with keke you should pick daisy she’s cool
March 21st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I think it’s a cat
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
hey i really love your show but to be honest u should pick daisy or jessica.
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
daisy rockz just finish it and pick daisy
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
hey i love you to death but…DO NOT PICK DAISY !!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Yea…
she lives with her ex
shes no that attractive.
i think u should go with Destiney or Ambree,
i love them. thank u sooo much for getting rid of Megan
March 30th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
u looook like a gurl in ts picccchaa
March 30th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
i watch rock of love all the time cant believe that daisy still lives with her ex-boyfriend charles!! what is she doing there with Bret Michaels
not a fan and doesnt know about the band
POISEN
April 1st, 2008 at 10:51 am
heyyyy!!!!!!! ur show is like freakin awesome!~ and i just think daisey is a fake!! the only real girl was jess!~~
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I love Daisy <33 We all have messed up shit in our pasts, and I think she really likes him for who he is and it doesn’t matter what you’ve done or what mistakes you’ve made if you love someone!
I’m sure Bret’s fucked like 600 girls in his lifetime and he’s kissed a million girls on this show and Daisy doesn’t care she still likes him.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Oh and by the way, I think Charles is SO SEXY!!!! Bret should pick Daisy so I can have Charles!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I LOVE DAISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
so i really love the show but this has to be hard… i love ambree. i think she is there for all the right reasons. if love is what u want she is the best bet…………..
April 6th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
plus she is hott for her age
April 8th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
DAISY IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD PICK HER!
April 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
WOW first of all its no longer the 80’s bret fix the hair and wow its prolly pretty obvious that ur package is not realy that huge and if it really is congrats but no one really is that concerend. love ur music btw ,but get over yourself a tad …and ditch the make up. OPEN YOURE EYES daisey is awsome shes totaly down for you for whatever. she rocks forsure and her living with her ex only shows how down she is for those she cares about even if there was somthing there its pretty obvious its all about you now and you should cherish that not cut her down..you went with the boringish safe coserved girl last time when you picked jess now you hardly ever talk to her prolly and heather the wild one who was toatly there for u youre best freinds with so dont make the same choice again daisy forsureshe is awsome and beautiful..ps ambree lied about her age
April 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Daisy and Amber….two totally different people. Although Daisy is strange looking at times, she is seemingly the one who could probably best handle the rock star life. I mean look at her ex charles….such a rocker! But Amber is sweet and yet I don’t think she is ready to handle such a life style. She is dressing the part right now but you can tell she is way more “corporate” than that. Im not thrilled about Daisy cause she did something wierd to her nose her lips are abnormally pumped but she is still the best pick for Brett.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
he looks like buffy the vampire slayer gone wrong and i think the gerbil in his pants needs to go to jenny craig
April 12th, 2008 at 9:26 am
i think brett sould pick daisy because she has more rocker experence and she is way way way way way way way way way way way way way way prettyer than amber
April 14th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Bret u picked the wrong person. Its nothing wrong with but she won’t be able to handle ur rock star life.she always has to win.Daisy is coffendente what she wants and she loved u from the beging.Daisy would been the right one for u.Keep on rockin
April 15th, 2008 at 9:10 am
i think daisy was real i don’t even know whyed you let her go you suck straight ass just for doing that you really syck take her back and let go of amber
April 17th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BRET??? Ok first off Daisy was freak’in perfect for you…she’s hot, she’s a rocker, she’s pretty smart, she’s not OLD like Ambre, she’s chill and can actually hang with your band. so what…she lives with her ex, give her a break. did you see all the times she cried over you…you don’t see her crying over charles. so times are tough right now income is hard to come over so it works with two incomes in one house and maybe moving to another important IS REALLY HARD so if its working, let it work. ya should have picked her, i knew from the very first episode she was the one for you.
April 17th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
You people are complaining that Amber is old. She is mature. She is closer to his age. He was looking for someone who was stable, had a real job, was in the right direction in life and had honesty.
What dont you people understand. “Daisy was a rocker. Daisy was hot” Blah blah blah. Its common sense people.
He is 44. How much longer do you think he is actually gonna be living the rocker lifestyle. You actually think the dude goes out and gets smashed every night or after every concert? He has diabetes. Think about it people. Use your damn brains.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:14 am
heyy fuck youu guys that are disin’
bret and that probly isn’t a gerbal
it is probly his dick!!!!!!!!!!!
hot guys have big ones!!!!
lol jk
love bret,
cheyenne only 12 too!!!!!!!
April 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
^^
Is that english?
For the sake of everyone that has to read your post, do us all a favor and stay in school if you’re 12. Proper grammar is a very important skill that YOU need to learn.
April 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Bret is fuckin hot but I think he made a good choice. Who is honestly goin to live with their Boyfriend for 2 years in a one bedoom apartment and not have sex; even if they did split. Thank ou Heather for beating her ass on the reunion!!
April 20th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
For all you dumb asses out there, I am glad Bret picked who he picked and I am glad Daisy was booted; even if she was hot! On one last not, god bless Destinys dad and I wish her all the best!!!
April 20th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
note ; sorry
April 21st, 2008 at 9:20 am
Good for Brett for thinking with his “other” head, the one that’s important. Daisy is a lost soul and the only thing she has going for her is her body, she’s not even that hott. Amber is beautiful, Daisy isnt. Ambre is smart, Dasiy is not. Daisy was one of the dumbest people on the show and she knew she had to act like a tramp to win him over. Did it work? HELL NO. I’m sure she went back to her ex, oh wait, they were already living together … LOL What a slut.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I LOVE BRET MICHAELS
April 25th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
i love you so much i wont you to kiss me ever day so i love you
fron jessica lynn grafton LOVE YOU BEY HI HI HI HI SEE YOU SOON
JESSICA GRAFTON LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOS OS SO SO SO SO MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH BEY SEEXEY
April 26th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
i hate myself
April 26th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
bret babe u made the right choice even though on season 1 u should have pick me since im so hot!
April 26th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
hello im a bisexual! bret u r hot but im taken yesterday me and my girl had bum sex her boobs are so not fake like daisy’s
April 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
DAISY IS THE HOTTEST BY FAR!!!!
SHOULDVE PICKED HERRR……….
April 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
NAh PPl D0N TRiP.
DAiSY iS A ByTCh AND SHE STiLL LiVES WiTH HER X. AMBRE iS FUKiN PURTY AND SHES PERFECT FER CHu AND SHE KN0WS H0W tUh HANGlE BREt. S0 yAH THANKS F0R PiCKiN AMBRE! :] SHES REALLY PURTy
April 26th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Bret Michaels is in the band called Poison who originated in 1986. I am not a fan of them very much. I feel they ripped off Cinderella, Winger, and Trixter. My brother likes these bands and I usually shake my head and tell him they are not very good bands. Sometimes my mother listens to them too. Then I leave the house and go to the mall.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Bret Michaels….. YOU ARE HOT!!!! Great pick for Rock of Love 2.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
YOU SHOULD OF PICK DAISY MAN DID U SEE HER BOOBS ND I WOULD FUCK HER TO DEATH BUT U DID PICK AMBER MAN SHE LIED DAT SHE WAS 32 LITTLE FAG BY DA WAY IM DAISYS NEW BOY FRIEND U HURT HER FEELINGS ND NOW WATCH UR BACK COUSE IM A GET U BACK HARDER WHO CARES IF I KILL YOU IM A SURENO ILL DO IT IF I WANT TO COUSE DATS WAT A SURENO DOES ND I KOULD TELL DAISY WERE U LIVE AT HAHAHHA I GOT U SEND COPS I DNT KARE BUT IF I GO TO JELL LISTEN LITLE BITCH IM A SEND HALF OF DA SURENO SO REST IN PEACE LITLLE FUCK HEAD U DIE IN THE DAY OF DA DEAD 2008
April 28th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
HOPE 2 SEE U AT THE UNIVERSIAL STUDIOS CONCERT HAHAHA FUCKKKKK PIOSON
May 1st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Dude, your psycho and need to get a life! GROW UP MR. CRIMINAL
May 1st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Seriously people. Read Mr. Crinimal’s posts. You dont want to end up like him. Please, stay in school.
Excuse me while I go take a couple of Advil to relive the headache I just acquired after reading that awesome 1 long run on sentence with illiterate grammar.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Hi Bret! I just want to say that you should be with Kristi (the mother of your two children)!!! You should be so lucky if she takes you back!! I hope you realize that kids grow up fast and life is too short (even if you live to be 100!!)!! You should spend alot more time with them not with people that are fake!! You are wasting your precious time!! Wake Up!!! Grow Up!!! Yes, you are a HOT Rock Star, but that part of your life (women and partying) should be over!! You are like 45 right? You just need to be with ONE woman like a NORMAL person!!! PLEASE just think of your kids and don’t let them grow up without you!! PLEASE take care of yourself!! It’s not too late for you and your family!! Don’t worry you will always have your fans (I’m a big fan of yours), but I just want you to be a family man!!! I just don’t want you to miss out on that!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 6:00 am
lol @ rob. Mr. Criminal is a douche bag.
May 18th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Hey Bret,
Your show and Music Totally Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8th, 2008 at 2:02 am
kir to halghet
mother jende
sister kose
dog father
June 11th, 2008 at 1:15 am
please in sex to ID . tanks
June 11th, 2008 at 2:31 am
Its nothing wrong with but she won’t be able to handle ur rock star life.she always has to win.Daisy is coffendente what she wants and she loved u from the beging.Daisy would been the right one for u.Keep on rockin
August 8th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
lol thats not a gerbil in his pants thats all him, let m tell ya . more like.. well its him, thats all I,ll say and he is far from a tranny, Good luck to you bret, have fun, still looking good at 45!
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
helllo