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Heidi & Spencer’s Fake Wedding is Officially Off

December 19th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Good.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT, HEIDI AND SPENCER!!!!

JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT.

You don’t matter today, Heidi, or ever.

Says Montag,”We’re just going back to being boyfriend and girlfriend…” as Pratt interjects without mockery, “…when our relationship was flawless.”

So where is Montag’s engagement ring? “I turned it into a pendant,” she says. “It wasn’t my dream ring. I don’t like what it represents. I might sell it.”

A pendant.

How very Carrie Bradshaw of you.

Also: this photo is so ridiculously airbrushed.


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4 Responses to “Heidi & Spencer’s Fake Wedding is Officially Off”

  1. Darth Paul Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    You got it! Now PLEASE ignore that entire group unless felonies or biblical plagues are involved.

  2. Angela Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 8:22 am

    I agree with paul

  3. Aurora Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Spencer gave Heidi crabs!!!! LOL!!!! Well, its totally possible!

  4. ala Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 4:31 am

    vhghbvdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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