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Everyone’s Pregnant: Congrats to Lily Allen!!!



Lily Allen is Pregnant

Unwed mothers are the new black.

Lily Allen and her boyfriend, Chemical Brother Ed Simons, 37, are reportedly expecting.

Can these people not afford condoms?

Forget about having rubbers in the high schools; we need to have condoms in the Nickelodeon green room and under the bleachers at TRL.

LISTEN UP, PEOPLE: When he says he’s just going to put the tip in, two things are relatively certain:

1) You risk getting pregnant
2) You’re going to end up giving him head anyway

HEED MY WORDS.


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9 Responses to “Everyone’s Pregnant: Congrats to Lily Allen!!!”

  1. daisy Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 12:26 am

    i think she looks great because at least she’s ecouraging natural body definition and not plastic surgery, which we all know a lot of our latina sistahs have resorted to ummm, ninel conde come to mind? Find more lovely and hot girls on the servious dating site blackcentury.com you will love it

  2. Nina Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 4:08 am

    Oh I’m so happy for her! She’s great.

    Anyway: use condoms! especially if you are 16 years old…

  3. Aerobella Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 8:32 am

    She’s right up there with nutsy Britney on immaturity and shallowness. This will be a disasterous pregnancy and horrible parenting.

  4. Alix Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 9:57 am

    ahahaha brilliant news!

  5. Aurora Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    Awwwww Lilly is ok, now if Amy HeroinHouse was pregnant, Id worry

  6. Marisol Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    I think this is kinda ok, but at the same time I’m not sure cuz it was recently reported that Lilly had dropped a few lbs., now she’ll have 2 work extra hard 2 lose her baby weight. But oh well, congrats 2 her! & EAT HEALTHY!!

  7. kels Says:
    May 18th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    I understand that this is a really old post, but i’d just like to express how clever the name Amy HeroinHouse way, Aurora.
    NOT

  8. zaidi Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Well she is looking awful in the black Austere very mature look. Her voice will flourish more and more

  9. kevin Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    THAT A REALLY MEAN ARTICLE; and the person or persons that wrote it should rot in hell!…… lily had her heart broken in both cases

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