Who Are You and What Have You Done with Nicole Kidman?
December 18th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Is it just me or does Nicole Kidman look like absolute hell here?
She’s usually so stunning at red carpet events, but she’s looking more like the crypt-keeper in this set of shots.
What happened???
At a charity screening Of “The Golden Compass” in Australia.
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December 18th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Too much botox!
December 18th, 2007 at 11:56 am
I’m goin with the evil tentacles of TomKat who are brainwashing the minds of their children to hate Nicole, as they now call her. Either that or Kieth is f-ing up again.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
There’s a lot of gray in that hair around her roots…that must be why she’s been so blonde lately. Isn’t it easier to cover up gray hair when you dye it lighter?
December 18th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
maybe she had to do her own makeup…?
December 18th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Oh my God.
Dear Nicole,
PLEASE go back to your glorious strawberry blonde, magnificently ringleted Australian barmaid hair! Please! Pretty please? You were so fresh and pretty back in the day — even when you STARTED to straighten your hair and I hated you for that, like in say, 1994, maybe? But now, you’ve become a shadow of that former sheila. You are stiff. Your makeup is garish. Your lips are grotesque. You look like Joan Crawford!!!
And please don’t get me started on the majority of the movies you’ve made during the past decade or so.
Sit in your little screening room and watch yourself in Dead Calm. Or see the way Julia R. has aged. That’s my advice.
Love,
EP
P.S. It’s your fucktard ex-husband’s fault. I blame him. GOD, Tom Cruise sssssuuuuccccks!!! Katie used to be all fawnish and sultry-eyed and adorable and now she looks like every other weatherbeaten soccer mom I see in the nearby Kroger. Tragic.
December 18th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I agree that this is Tom’s fault. Global warming too.
December 18th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
I think she looks lovely!
January 1st, 2008 at 12:18 pm
it’s an alien
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 am
She’s a human, not an alien. She has her bad days, like we have ours.
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:34 am
Yea, you are right. I also used to think like that. I appreciate your writing.
June 21st, 2008 at 3:10 pm
She looks great! She always does! Oh, a note 4 Nicole! You are gorgeous! Don’t listen to them!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
I really think she looks fine! I enjoy her acting! Isnt that what matter? I too enjoyed her red hair… But we all have our bad days! If she werent a celebrity would you be slamming her like that! It s not kind to judge my friends… Not kind… LOVE YOU NICOLE!
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
way way way too much botox, too little weight, awful bleach job, and terrible lip plumpers and plastic surgery. terrible.