Tom Cruise’s Stupid Nazi Movie Sucks
December 18th, 2007 by Evil Beet
The studio moved Valkyrie’s release date from June 27 to October 3, supposedly to give director Bryan Singer extra time to film a key battle sequence.
It’s gonna take him 3 months to film a battle sequence?
Is the battle between two turtles?
The studio just doesn’t want to pit this feel-good Nazi film against the summer blockbusters.
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December 19th, 2007 at 8:14 am
It was doomed from the start. Anything that man (and I’m using the term very liberally here) touches turns to pigsh!t these days. He should stick to playing villains- he’s MUCH better at that.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Dont worry Tom will cast a magical scientology spell on all who go to the movie and all will be well in space again.
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:38 pm
scientology is a great hustle
January 5th, 2008 at 12:42 am
IT FUCKIN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
they fucked you mad hard now let me fuck you