Ha Ha Ha! They’re Showing Blonde Ambition in Texas!
I’m not sure what to make of this.
Jessica Simpson’s new movie, Blonde Ambition, was determined to be not good enough to show in theaters, so it’s going straight to DVD.
However, they are giving it a limited theatrical release in Texas.
I guess it’s because Jessica and Luke Wilson are both from Texas, but if I were a Texan, I’d be a little offended by this. Like, the rest of the country is too sophisticated for this film, but Texas? They’ll dig it.
Says a spokeswoman for the production company: “It is a very cute film that Jessica fans will love and be thrilled with. We’ve done a second film with Jessica, Major Movie Star [slated for 2008 release], and we have all the confidence in her.”
December 14th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
i am from texas. and after reading that….. i’m a tad bit sad to say that.
December 15th, 2007 at 4:07 am
I read lots of people from Texas commenting about that issue…they said they really dont want to see that movie.
December 15th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Texans didn’t choose to show that bomb movie here; the studio did to get those losers Jess and Luke to come and pretend that they are proud of being Texans and starring in such a celebrated movie spectacular. Hahaha! Fantasy Planet is their true home land.
December 15th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
It wasn’t bad enough that they spawned George Bush? Don’t mess with Texas.
December 17th, 2007 at 2:56 am
oh! How fantastic! Someone told me there’s hot topic on this on richmingle.com. I thought you would like to check it out!
January 5th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.