Quick! Somebody Get Britney Spears to Florida!

December 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Rapper Plies Manager Arrested on Cocaine Charges

Rapper Plies’ manager was arrested in Tampa on Tuesday with 80 pounds of cocaine.

Eighty pounds!!!

That’s like a Dakota Fanning of blow.

Seriously, cops are saying he was trafficking drugs, but I think he was just planning to have Britney over for a night or two.

Now let’s talk about this rapper guy.

What the fuck kind of name is Plies?

I think he needs to change his name to Pliers and use some to take that crap out of his teeth. You look ridiculous, dude.


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81 Responses to “Quick! Somebody Get Britney Spears to Florida!”

  1. all yall some hoes if u think that my boo had something to do with it

    • courtney says:

      i swear plies so damn fine shit let me find his ass i bet ashanti wont be on another song! ill be his alabama bust it baby all day everyday! shit pussy smell right, like he want it like water no aroma body victoria secret, shit like my girl trina said my ass like woa my goodies incrediable im in this cheerleading skirt and these legs flexible/ i got my own money own cars own house i can cook a meal the same time and turn a nigga out so bitches stop ntalking shit about my man and get on your shit he on his im on my so like he said we both win na thats fair

      • Anonymous says:

        gurl i done felt u on dat quote but aint nuthing better than dat samoan juice is wat he really wants.especially one islander dats exotic and thick wit it.which he needs to find out thats me real talk n seatlle..wipe me down seatllez finest baby

  2. larika says:

    yall some haters if u think that my bab did it

  3. Tichina says:

    you are a fake ass hoe if u think my boo plies ugly he is sexy

  4. Kayla says:

    Ya’ll need to stop talking about my husband like that. And to say ya’ll don’t like him he’s showly making hits and selling records. So why haten. Matter of fact his name fit him good…
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    • what’s up this your girl the real trina the celebrity trina you know plies is really my man we been going together for a year in a half soo that bull-shit those poeop[le are talking about is not true because plies be at home with me see yall and I have a connsert coming up. luv trina miss bada azz

  5. moomk says:

    plies is the realsest u lyin ass enternet bitches

  6. FERMIN_CR says:

    HA HA U R SO FUCKIN JEALEOUS…….. U WILL NEVER BE LIKE PLIES……….. U R AN MUTHAFUCKA THAT DOESNT HAVE NOTHIN TO DO U BETTA GO AND JERK OFF

  7. C.C, says:

    Stop wantin my man whores he wit me

  8. C.C, says:

    Keep hatin plies dont want yall he wit me he my baby daddy of a two year old

  9. quinesha says:

    my boo plies is sexy and hot and just plain sexy and hot

  10. quinesha says:

    my boo plies is sexy and hot and just plain sexy and hot

  11. kiana fontenot says:

    excuse all haters back the hell off and to all the sluty skanks who think they da baddest thing alive, news flash u aint

  12. Anonymous says:

    yall need to get a life why yall always got to hate on somebody. Yall talk about him then yall listen to his music yall need to go and suck a dick and get a life crabbing as hoes

  13. cassandra says:

    I LOVE PLIES SO MUCH THAT IS MY BABY I WISH TOO SEE YOU ON MY 18TH B-DAY OCT 7 I FUCKING LOVE YOU PLIES ALWAY MAKE THEM GOOD SONGS FOR YOUR BOO MRS.PLIES AKA CECE

    • Anonymous says:

      you is not no real plies let alone cute bitch.quit hating on the other females dat be on here grow up and chase anotha dick kuz plies aint for you.ha

  14. ranika says:

    well i’m gona tell ur lil’ hoes 2 bak tha fuck off coz plies iz ma baby

  15. look this plies real future wife the flyest bitch youll ever meet like plies said he want a pussy smell like water shit he can get it. pussy like water, body victoria secret , smell baby phat godess, shit like trina said my ass like woa my goodies incrediable but im in these boyshorts and these legs flexible! I got my own money, own cars, own house, i can cook a meal the same time and turn a nigga out! so to all these lil girls out here get your shit together stop depending on a ,man and get on your shit be a lady not a hoe and get off my man d*c*k

  16. iesha says:

    hy boy i love your songs i love the songs and the other songs that you have plies i think the songs you have is for the people thats in relastionship plies beacuse thats how the stay togther plees and dont never let people hate off of your music if you know what i mean plies.helloback.

  17. seattlez finest says:

    plies is the sexiest man alive. and dats real shit he so fine has great music and the swag is just wat it is.man i dont believe my husband wud do shet lye dat and the bitches dat really believe that he would fuk all you hoes kuz u dont know shet i love you boo stay up and be dat goon i know you is

  18. alexis meadows says:

    Hey Boo, well that okay because i do not think that you did that anyways. when is you coming to spartanburg to sing for me. I love you so much.

  19. quadedra says:

    ya bitches and niggasa need to stop hatin on plies fuck outta here haters yall just mad cause he make more money than yall

  20. ashley says:

    plies ugly ass hell he look like katt williams.lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. ashley says:

    and all yall nappy head ball head hoes thristy ass hell especially dat ugly bbitch courtney if he see u he might die wit yo fish smelling ass.if anything he will want me i got the whole package yall hoes tied take a mothafuckin nap nappy head bitches.

  22. trina aka katrina says:

    My name be trina aka katrina da hurricane yall bitches crazzy. I live down club way aint nobody finer than two plies charmin. he be hugging my ass evy time a shit. yall no wat i talking?

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