Quick! Somebody Get Britney Spears to Florida!

December 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Rapper Plies Manager Arrested on Cocaine Charges

Rapper Plies’ manager was arrested in Tampa on Tuesday with 80 pounds of cocaine.

Eighty pounds!!!

That’s like a Dakota Fanning of blow.

Seriously, cops are saying he was trafficking drugs, but I think he was just planning to have Britney over for a night or two.

Now let’s talk about this rapper guy.

What the fuck kind of name is Plies?

I think he needs to change his name to Pliers and use some to take that crap out of his teeth. You look ridiculous, dude.


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47 Responses to “Quick! Somebody Get Britney Spears to Florida!”

  1. meh.. Says:

    im just sad at how unattractive he is………

  2. ally Says:

    hes hot!!

  3. Aurora Says:

    DANG just another ignorant brother

  4. Short Bus Says:

    I wonder if his outfit gave the police a clue?

  5. shortydapimp Says:

    you all are stupid they say his manager not plies get yo info straight lames

  6. NEW-NEW. MZ.SHONNA_BOo Says:

    NAW iiT WASNT HiiM iiT WAS HiiS MANAqER DUMb ASSES LOLsz UH

    THEY LiKE MAyBE iT WAS HiSZ OUT FiT LMAO

    PLiEsz SEX-C AS HELL
    MAyNE WEN ii WAS AT
    HiiSZ CONCERT BAByy;;
    ByE MM EXSPEALyy
    V.i.p
    yALL KNOW HE WAS BOMB

  7. Joe Carbone Says:

    Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

  8. Taylor_Lyric_give me a beat_34 Says:

    That is messed up 80 lbs of cocaine that is terrible it weighs more then ME!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. kushman Says:

    i bet u want say that shit to plies u fucking jeoulous bitch u probly sit in your basment jacking to paris and lyndsy lohan u fuckin pubic virgin

  10. 38 yummy yum Says:

    yall sum suckers 4 hate n on shawty like tip say plies is as finest as thet come

  11. Johnsville finest Goon Says:

    Dat is a sexy azz pic of plies as u can c dat nigga is a straight up G

  12. plies lil mizz bust it baby!! Says:

    YOYOYO how dah fukk can yall talk bout mi nigga plies like dat yal bitches betta watch yo self kuh imma fukk yall up

  13. Travis Says:

    “Dat nigga” “Mi nigga” “dont hate” It’s fuck… not fukk or fuq. Faggots. Get a life. Oh yeah T-Pain made Plies who he is today, nothing but a talentless fucking piece of shit who got lucky.

  14. mercedes Says:

    meh… is sunnin herself really bad plies is not unattractive plies is one of the sexiiest men walkin today ya need to stop hatin on plies a fet some lives mayb if ya stopped hatin on him so much ya can get somethin accompolished like he did

  15. nipas gang Says:

    there goes have of the east and midcoast supplies…. fuck rick ross he has bunk coke anyways

  16. Janiquah Says:

    Heyy yall!!!

  17. SCOOTA Says:

    PLIES THAT NIGGA GET FOR REAL VA I DAY I FUCK WITH YOU PLIES

  18. malc Says:

    bruh plies is hot fuck what the haters say he doin his thang,you cant deny that man

  19. deedee Says:

    hey ples u so fine i wish i was your bust it baby am 23 and want your dick.

  20. deshanie Says:

    he still look good jail or no jail

  21. none Says:

    most of ya’ll must be white. in the hood his teeth are whats up. he gutta

  22. ERIC CAMPBELL Says:

    DAMN MAN HEY I AM A FAN SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

  23. Fl4wda g00n Says:

    HAHAHAH DaTs MuH NiiGga! Do iT PlIeS

  24. alexis so sex Says:

    lik tip said yall trippin wit no map plies is sexy he got swagg wich half of yall dont have den he can have wat he want he fresh sumthin all yall haterzzz wanna b

  25. Chelseq Says:

    man alive plies is so HOT!
    i’d tap that…in the shower!
    seriously!
    he is god’s gift to earth
    he is so ripped and beautiful

  26. TO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD . Says:

    He is to good for stupid ass people that like to bring up old news people that dont have no mine or life is wrong for doing someone like that but it will come back on who ever that’s doing this to him i luv him as a man an rapper he is a superstar, king a man thats trying to make it an he is an will do the right things in this crazy world kids look up to plies an teens do to he knows what to do an say people will start something just cause they dont have anything to do with there self you know what you can do is to go fuke someone an put there goose neck in your mouth an take the stick out your ass ok who ever said anything bad about plies they don’t have there shit together cause HE DO don’t make him look bad which you are not anyway keep it movin ya’ll funny ass people keep talking he is gone keep making his MONEY ass eaters say no more HE’S TO SEXY to be fuke with an me to an looks good in anything he wears me to say know more to yall goose neck people out there in this crazy world 4LIFE your #1MISSMONEY

  27. TMG Says:

    Plies is a bit of a gangsta. Anyone who disses plies wants me to pop them with my glock. Plies can join my gang anyday.

  28. Ty Says:

    Bitch, Plies is sexy as hell so u need 2 get off his dick… Pies keep doin u wit yo sexy ass

  29. Ty Says:

    This wuz 4 Dat Bitch at da top talkin bout how unattractive Plies is (4 da record)

  30. Goon Says:

    what kinda name is plies, plies nigga like fucki pies 80 ounds of cocaine gon’ buy you a fuck mount of chains my nigga even iced out teeth , you can afford that with 80 hours of work bitch i dont think so, do you thing my nigga they dont know the truth black people are the key to riches do your history

  31. fuk ur mothers if u dont like plies Says:

    yah 4 real the only reason u talkin about him is cuz ur a jelouse hater u wish u had what he gots and who ever rote this artical is a fukin porch monkey 4 real go take a gun a a bottal of liquor and do us all a favore and kill urself u bitch ass monkey hater cocksucker go die

  32. plies wife Says:

    yall all sum haters if yall hatin on plies yo got mi mothafuckin husband fucked up he sexy ass hell dont fuckin hate on him shit fuck all yall haters the only reason y yall hatin iz cause yall want 2 b him thats mi man so keep his fuckin name out yall mouth like he said we luv our haters

  33. lil ray Says:

    all you fuck ass niggas need 2 stop hattn!!!!!!!!!!i bet wont nan 1 of u nasty mutha fuckas dats dissin including DJ khaled and trick dady gay ass wont say it in his face r mine cuz i got sum 2 stp u fuck ass niggaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!plies do wat u do man

  34. COURTNEy Says:

    FiRST OF All THE iS A RAPPER OR REGGAE RAPPER NAME PliERS AND i THiNK PliES iS JUST FiNE iM A FiEN AND i GWT VERy AFFENDED WEN PEOPlE TAlK ABOUT HiM AND i THiNK THAT yU SHOUlD REAlly KiCK ROCKZ BiTCH.! SO NEXT TiME TAlK ABOUT A NOTHER RAPPER liKE BABy HOW HE RAP SO SlOW AND HE SO FUCKiNG UGly SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BiTCH.!C:BREEZy;C:FREAKy;SANTA;WHiTE GiRl SUK My BBy DICK BiTCH.!

  35. M-stunna Says:

    dawng plies izz da shiit even here in Belgium :o
    yea y’all gotta stop hatin on dis mothafucka becuz he get money out of good songs y’all can’t write yah digg ?

  36. PLIES JR Says:

    GO VISIT MY WEBSITE SEND ME PICTURES LETTERS AUDIO MESSSAGES WAT EVA U WANNA SEND ME MAN. MYSPACE.COM/DISBADASSWILLKILLU

  37. Kalla Says:

    I think that Plies is so sexy. I would like to do some things to him that couldn’t even be posted on this web-site! lol

  38. TISHA P Says:

    FUCK ALL YALL BITHCHS THAT’S HATIN ON MY DAMN NIGGA!!!!!! ALL YALL NEED TO KNOW IS HE MAKIN HIS MONEY AND YALL THE DUMB MUTHA FUCKERS DATS HATIN SO DO ME AND HIM A FAVOR SUCK IS LEFT NUT AND MAKE THE RIGHT ONE JEALOUS BITCHES………………….

  39. TISHA PHILLIPS Says:

    DO ME AND MY BOO A FAVOR SUCK THE LEFT NUT AND MAKE THE RIGHT ONE JEALOUS BITCHES………………….

  40. ciera Says:

    baby u luk so dam gud!!!

  41. kj Says:

    plies is so sexy i would fuck him and i no you would fuck me to

  42. Nu BB Says:

    He’s the best!! Que os jodan!!

  43. W Rhyme Says:

    He’s the best!! Runnin My Momma Crazy, es una gran canción! Que os jodan a todos los que os meteis con el!!

  44. mz $cece$ Says:

    I don’t give a fck what anyone say about, i love him, bad as he come. Plies i want to put you in chains like they got you in that music video and do things to you that you neva imagined. You look sexy chained up. i’ll lick you clean-head to toe!!!!!!!!!! gotta luv dat nigga

  45. MR. Real MAN!! Says:

    plies seems 2 be real but when u make it, stop the bull ish…!!!!!

  46. Plies wifey Says:

    I lve u plies w/ yo sexxxxxxxy ass and your a great song wriiitng tooooo!!!!!

  47. ms wickcity Says:

    yah need to get the tha fuck up off of him, yah just hateing.

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