Jessica Simpson’s New Movie is Going Straight to DVD
December 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Perhaps Blonde Ambition wasn’t ambitious enough.
Or perhaps Jessica needs to stick to singing.
The flick’s going straight to DVD. It’ll be perfect to rent for a date night. You can have sex with your man while he’s thinking about Jessica and you’re thinking about Luke Wilson.
Because, look, I tried it with Happy Gilmore on the other night and it was just awkward.
On the other hand, I’ve decided I need a “Guns Don’t Kill People, I Kill People” t-shirt. I will make out with anyone who can find me the orange one in a woman’s size.
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December 13th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
can’t lie ill probably buy this because i <3 luke wilson!
December 13th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
I would so buy it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 13th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
What the hell? They just took an old (like circa-2004) picture of Jessica and slapped it on their movie poster. For the DVD cover, they even photoshopped office attire on the SAME EXACT PHOTO. Look:
http://perezhilton.com/?p=10499
December 13th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Oh I will set aside some money to buy this…. (throwing up a little)
December 13th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Oh, and here’s the shirt in men’s sizes:
http://www.founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/guns.html
Sorry, I couldn’t find the same exact shirt in women’s sizes.
December 14th, 2007 at 8:37 am
well pucker those lips baby
http://www.cafepress.com/hecticstudios/339521
not only is this the shirt you were looking for, but here it is in nine different styles
December 14th, 2007 at 9:00 am
o and 12 mens styles, a pair of boxers, 4 baby styles, 3 kinds of mugs, 2 bags, buttons, o and yes, a shirt for your dog. Did I do good. Do you even read these things?
December 16th, 2007 at 12:00 am
fuck
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:41 am
parasitic post
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:42 am
I am a complete retard
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