Jessica Alba Preggers?????
December 12th, 2007 by Evil BeetJessica Alba and Cash Warren are expecting their first baby together in late spring or early summer.
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!
Unwed mothers are the new black.
I need to get pregnant. This childless thing is so 2006.
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December 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Damn! She’d have done better getting a Yorkshire Terrier. I don’t think that this was planned, so start stashing the cheddar, Jess. Single parenting is no walk in the park. Don’t marry K-Fed, uh, Cash.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Thass who my husband lusts after. Now he’ll hafta settle for my big ass. Hahahaha!
December 12th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Buh bye hot body, hello sweatpants.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
does nobody in hollywood use birth control anymore?
May 13th, 2008 at 11:40 am
pregnant yes but preggers no. i actually recently found out that preggers stands for pregnant teenager, and shes well, far from a teenager. haha. good luck to her!
November 4th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
how can u marry a ugly mother fucker like him, that bitch look like he was sat on by fat person, he got ass prints on face