BREAKING: Pam Anderson’s Third Marriage Is Going to Fail!
December 12th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Yes, yes, kids.
You heard it here first.
Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008.
Says an inside source: “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.”
Why do celebrities do this? It’s the most sure way to ruin a marriage.
I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. This is the second-surest way.
What do you think they’ll call this trainwreck?
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December 12th, 2007 at 10:58 am
tell her she only gets the show with kid rock and ricks history hehe
December 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Don’t do it!
December 12th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Dirty Rotten SKANK!
December 12th, 2007 at 11:58 am
She was partying with Chriss Angel the other night (minus hubby). And by partying I mean falling over him with her breasts out and mouth opened wide. This marriage is probably already over!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
First Brit Brit, now Pammie–she isn’t wearing pants in that photo. Please, don’t let this trend catch on.