BREAKING: 8000 People Who’ve Never Met Jessica Alba Think She’ll Make a Good Mom
December 12th, 2007 by Evil Beet
I love shit like this.
I run polls on here, but it’s always stuff you guys are remotely qualified to answer. Questions like, “Who’s hotter?” or “Would you go to a male brothel?” or “What is a chode?”
I have no idea where Us Magazine gets off polling its readers on whether Jessica Alba will make a good mom.
But they think she will.
Okay, okay, I have one for you guys:
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The Alba polling result is based purely on the strength of her visible baby-feeding apparati. A testament to the wisdom of the masses. Democracy lives!
welcome to the knocked up bastard child club where money makes it easier i swear
I will luv 2 b da baby