A Pair of New Shoes with Matching Laces
December 11th, 2007 by Evil Beet
A permanent box at the Sheepshead races
A porcelain tub with boilin’ water
A Saturday night with the mayor’s daughter!
Look at me!
I’m the King of New York!
Suddenly, I’m respectable, staring right at ya, lousy with stature!
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December 11th, 2007 at 6:38 am
i didn’t know anyone else had seen Newsies!! love that movie
December 11th, 2007 at 9:11 am
i got so excited just now when i read that. awesome movie.
December 11th, 2007 at 10:12 am
newsies is my favorite movie of all time. you just totally replaced perez as my all time favorite celeb gossip site. true story.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Ok, you just earned all my respect for working in a Newsie song. When that movie first came out I had a crush on almost all of those guys. And now Christian Bale won’t even acknowledge he was in really. Very sad. Such a wonderful movie.
December 11th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
You had me with the spice girls post (since i just got tickets and am dusting off my union jack minidress) but newsies takes the cake. I’m glad to know I wasn’t the only one who burst into song immediately!