Yup.

I wanna pet that.

Last month’s death of Quiet Riot lead singer Kevin Dubrow has been ruled a cocaine overdose.

DRUGS KILL PEOPLE!!! Even rock stars!

You hear that, Britney???

The engagement that never was now isn’t.

Sources at MTV are saying Heidi and Spencer have called off their faux-gagement.

So, um, now that he’s not a family man, can someone please put a hit out on Spencer? Come on, MTV. For sweeps week? Please?

Man, I hate Frankie Muniz. I don’t even know why, I just do. Something about that kid just bothers me. Like, he’s just begging to have his head stuck in a toilet.

Anyway, his former co-star, Chris Masterson, got in the middle of a fabulous fight behind club LAX last night, and ended up on the ground. TMZ has the video.

Sadly, most of the best parts are bleeped out, but fights are always extra fun when chicks get involved.

K-Fed leaves Busby’s in WeHo at 2 am in a friend’s yellow Lambo.

Sweet ride, Kevin. I need more friends with Lamborghinis. Anyone have a Lamborghini and want to be my friend? I don’t take up too much space, and if you put a few Red Bulls into me I tend to let you put a little something else into me. If you have a Lamborghini, that is.

I wonder who had the kids.

Images via Splash

Thanks to a very dedicated PR guy for getting me the full clip of American Idol’s Kimberly Caldwell singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant.

Man, I miss the old days of AmIdol.

What’s the verdict, kids?

Who’d've thunk it? Sometimes they film “re-enactments” on The Hills!!!

Talking to Entertainment Weekly, Conrad, 21, specifically addresses “nail-polish-gate” — a sequence of scenes in one episode that were supposedly shot on one night, but in which Conrad’s red nail polish disappears over time. Conrad says the later scenes, with her on the phone with Brody Jenner, were indeed re-enacted the next day, because the cameras had stopped rolling before the “real” phone call.

“Anyone who has worked on a reality show knows how they’re filmed,” Conrad says. “I basically had to go and call [Brody] again, have the exact same conversation on camera. I mean, it’s not lying to anyone, it’s telling what really happened, but it’s just the way they film reality shows.”

Conrad doesn’t see anything wrong with that, as long as the re-enactments stay true to the characters’ real lives. “Basically what they’re doing is taking our lives and telling a story,” she says. “They’re telling exactly what happened.”

So is everyone super-psyched for the finale tonight???

I know I am!

It means I can finally stop watching that damn show for a few months.

GASP!

His buddy, skin care specialist Ole Henriksen, totally outed Ricky in a recent interview with Swedish magazine Salonk.

He’s quoted as saying, “He (Martin) is a bit more open about it (his homosexuality) these days than he used to be… I don’t know if he has a boyfriend.”

Yeah, right.

Ricky’s gonna have to be a LOT more open about it now!